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I will protect you and love you with all my heart edition

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ya habias usado esa imagen para un hilo de /lat/
no sabia que estabas en el hilo de /brit/ tambien

would shag james charles desu

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the saffer's stand up performance didn't go so well last weekend lads

>You shouldn't have used x anachronistic term, you should have used y anachronistic term!

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never trust anyone with two first names

Threads moving very fast today

Wags?

No homo but would definitely dominate a pure lena kelly in secrecy

Nothing more straight and manly than dominating a white boy who thinks he’s a cute girl

The entire argument was based on semantics from the start, sweetheart. You were pedalling a very modern agenda.

being unironic when i say on a normal day i dont drink anything other than tea

literally litres of tea in large mugs throughout the day

alright Dave give it a rest

feel bad for the person sitting next to me on the train this afternoon
feet fucking stink

Love touching my anus

a pint of te?

Don’t know any of these words
This but coffee cuz I’m no ika

el OP es grande maricon
Rate my Spanish

Been on my own at toil all day
Just left 5 minutes early in fact shhh dont tell the berg

Muslim mum Rianne Ward was looking forward to enjoying a meal with her son, but when the vegetarian sauce she had bought tasted like bacon she was furious.
Rianne bought Aldi's Cucina Creamy Lasagne Sauce which is labelled as vegetarian but she "smelt something odd" when the sauce was cooking.
The 39-year-old mum is now calling for the sauce to be tested in a lab because she is convinced it contained bacon, a product Muslims are strictly forbidden from eating.
Having not been a Muslim for her whole life, Rianne knows what bacon smells and tastes like, Birmingham Live reports.
Yet now she has had this experience she feels like she had "betrayed" her r̶a̶c̶e̶ religion.
Rianne said: "When I ate it, it tasted just like bacon which made me feel sick. I was absolutely seething and went back down to the store.
"I just went in with the jar of sauce and made them smell it. I thought it must have been contaminated.
"There was no bacon in it because it had a vegetarian label but a staff member kept telling me it was carbonara sauce."
The mum responded that "it isn't. It's just a white sauce but that shouldn't explain why it tastes like bacon."
Rianne has formally complained to Aldi and hopes to get compensation for what happened.
She has kept some of the lasagna she made using the sauce as evidence.
A spokesperson for the supermarket giant said: "We are sorry to hear Miss Ward is unhappy with this product and can reassure her that the product is completely meat-free.
"The product is flavoured with smoked salt which gives it its distinctive taste."
Yet Rianne remains fuming: "I'm absolutely furious. I've been a Muslim for years now and avoided bacon for so long.
"Then this happens. I felt like I'd betrayed my religion, it's just not on."

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for me it’s water
prefer plain water to unsugared tea

how'd she know what bacon tasted like

Reported.

No, what you were doing was irritating and dishonest. Don't let me catch you doing it again.

I'm fixing a hole so the rain can't get in.

Anus is bleeding again ffs

utterly bizarre post

>what you were doing was irritating and dishonest

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Heh

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so am I, except the hole is in my mind, the rain is depression and the fix is exercise

Rianne 'Abd Ayl Shahammi Ward said: "When I ate it, it tasted just like bacon which made me feel sick. I was absolutely seething and went back down to the store.

He's made the Dave joke twice now. He really must be desperate to get the last word in this discussion.

see you on the other side of my nuptials, lads

things like leasehold properties and factoring charges should be illegal
just rentberg trying desperately to shag owners who have escaped his clutches

>get into argument with the gf
>she says we're just friends and nothing more
>i say i could never trust her anyway
>she lectures me on relationships
>see her in class the next day
>she's giving me the cold shoulder
>in the middle of class it turn towards her with my bulge in full view
>sit there playing on my phone
>she's sitting there trying to be upset but failing and smiling
>i let out a little laugh
>she laughs and says "STOPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
>whole class looks at us
>i turn back around and start eye fucking her
>walk her to the library after class
>her bf's mom shows up again
>she gets in my space and peers down at me with a pissed off look on her face
>kristen is just smiling at her
>i watch her bf's mom leave the library with an angry look on her face
>fast forward a few hours
>i text the gf and say i don't want to cause problems
>she says it's fine we're just friends
>i say i have a mother's day present for her
>she says "okay lol"
>give her an australian opal after our last day of class
>she smiles and says "thank you very much user"
>we smile, say good bye and go our separate ways
>we both knew we'd probably never see each other again
>text her that night and say "goodbye kristen.... you're very sweet and i wish you the best"
>tfw that's the last text i'll ever send her

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lmao not reading a single word of that shite

Is this sad?

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>Ward
muslim gyppo lmao

being a virgin is so strange. here I am walking the streets of london or sitting on the tube and 99%? of all people I see have done something I havne't

you could apply that to a lot of things

Have sex

bungee jumping?

such as? name one other thing that 99% of the population have done that I haven't

3/10
could have been like this:
-El OP es un gran maricon
-El OP es un maricon grande
-El OP es muy maricon
-El OP es bien maricon

deranged

same, even disgusting goblin people have had sex

no it's more that you've probably done something that 99% of people in any given room haven't done
unless you're a boring prick as well as a virgin

Just go to a brothel, lad. Is the Soho walk-up still operating?

tfw too smart to have sex

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wut that's not at all what I just said is it you've completely flipped it you muppet. i'm talking about stuff everyone except me has done not hte other way around you spastic

virgin freaks generally don't lead interesting lives

>start CBT
>tells me to just start thinking positively

Thanks Sharon

mad how we can't just eat fast food and takeaway food every day it's so nice it's not fair

yes but you can flip it and that means other people are feeling the same thing
so get over yourself, basically

CBT is useless for anyone with a three digit IQ

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>virgin Freak
>calling anyone else a spastic

I know literal downies that have had sex

Even my bugeyed 80iq Iraqi mate has had sex once

Fuck up

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odd thing to say during cock and ball torture

gert lush day

redpilled

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Nothing to do with Britain or British culture

>yes but you can flip it and that means other people are feeling the same thing
wut
is your brain broken or what. everyone has done things other people haven't done. what i'm talking about is something almost everyone have done aka a cultural solidarity that you haven't.

I thought that when I tried it at 18 and nothing else has worked since then so might as well give it a go

found my ideal pad for only 30k

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>this guy has had more sex than you

Just think about it, VF

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is that brick wallpaper

would do a fucking sick knee slide on that

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Why do the players even have to attend this? Yes, I know about the fan trouble, but it's not the players doing it

he looks better than you desu

Girl I lost my virginity to still hasn’t given me my Bathory shirt back yet
Still baffling how I shagged knowing I’ve owned a bathory shirt

starting my first session of cbt tomorrow they said they'd start gentle with a "Bollock Banger" and "Nut Neutraliser"

doesn’t look too bad what’s the catch

>wood floors
good taste, fuck everything about c*rpets

blog on

snake, remember the basics of CBT

*blogs my fist into your jaw*

me coming round twice a week to do a fucking sick knee slide
I don't care if you've got your mum round I'd be like "Debbie get your mug I'm coming in hot!" and just be like praaaoowwwww

I’m attracted to women but can never touch them because I’m weird and horrible

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debating posting a picture of my house. do you lads want to see my house?

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good post

ennit

same tbqh

*puts razor blades between the floor boards (planks?)*
heh

>The internet has also made me repulsed by how men express their sexuality and the kinds of horrid things a huge amount of them get off to. I can't even look at things I used to like before, like Animal Crossing, because of it.

lol crystal cafe

bang on

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wanna get a pint mate, we can make overly complicated plans on getting qt gfs

They're pushing the same climate bullshit in the UK too

if anyone yous this uninteresting blogging cunt with a yes I will find you and smash your head through your computer screen