/brit/

Is she a trap?

Follow her on the old insta

Reckon she’d have a proper femmepeni

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Misha Grimes man myself

How do I circumvent the zippyshare block? Not using a VPN until the porn block

I'm fixing my hole so the gays won't get in

Been laughing at Arnott from line of duty for weeks calling him a manlet, checks his size and he’s the same as me reeeee is that how small I look?

waiting until 8pm when the uni councilling servicing line opens and i can talk to them to stave off my impending suicide

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>tfw no thick Northern gf

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How do they make eyes so bigger?

Wish I looked like this so I never had to work a day in my life

Were gunna have to share lad

She’s been mine for a long time

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drank too much and now I will be going to bed early

Can't wait for that Leibniz thot to do her walk of atonement. Love seeing some rich bitch have to beg and scrape for forgiveness by the Jews.

milkers de lads

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what does the word "fey" mean in this context

His father, when told, had raised an eyebrow and asked the master’s name and even his mother, with her love of Art, had questioned them being exposed to this rather ‘fey’ choice, as she put it, when usually the only time they left the school grounds was to go to an away rugby match.

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tired
thinking of packing it all in

unironically enjoy billie eilish's music

dios mio la creatura...

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, WHAM, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

Would shag

knocked out a brit in bairro alto last weekend

For bed?

Or in general?

Like the thought of not being alive but not the dying part

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nah she has a real feminine body, the kind traps aspire to have but can never obtain

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, BANG, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

Haven't close a single /brit/ tab for just over a year.

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High test esti masterrace

Never listened to her but she is waifu tier

Sh

fey is strange, capricious, pixielike

"a fey mood"

>Incognito
Truly enigmatic post

why

Whats your fetish lads?

For me its a bit of cheeky play wrestling before doing the deed

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*Dabs back*

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, CUNT, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

t. The true lord commander of brit

Feel like film photography ASMR is an untapped market

You aren’t british, what are you even doing here?

E ass or gtfo

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, PLOP AND SCHLOP, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

nip the bud of this double poo malarkey before it spirals out of control

That's normal, not a fetish

Smacking the shit out of a lass.

for me it's women that are alive

when the man and the woman say they love each other then kiss
usually turn the porn off after that

homosexuality

it was a question that threw a lot of people off

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I am. I'm just down here on holiday, lad.

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, FUCK, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

city of pengdon

Can’t view webms on iPhone la

Just been bum raped by an inbred on RDR 2 lads

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, FUCK, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

>mac
loool cumdrinker

for me its pengston upon hull

Why would you go to South Africa? It’s a shithole.

To be fair it's a very, very uncommon word. Your mentioning it in this thread is the first time I have seen it in several years.

Wouldn't hold it against anyone who knows English as a second language for not knowing it.

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, FUCK, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, VOTE LABOUR, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

gonna have a comfy colonial game as Portugal in eu4 my dudes

latex
shemales
bdsm
femdom
extreme anal insertions
anal prolapsing
breathplay
bimbos

want to do this next time I have sex
plus chasing the girl and then struggling and forcing her down
make her try her hardest to escape

Here you go.
streamable.com/3kch0

>posting from the united shithole of shitain

Ironic

Me on Corrie

Stay out of the bayou

quite enjoyed this /ck/ post

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absolute fucking CHOOOOOON lads

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, REEEEEEE, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

Picking me nose and eating it lads

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scat

get bored of Portugal and Spain blob colonizing everywhere in each EU4 game

LOOOKIN' THRU A GLASS ONION amirite lads?

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Phwoar catLAD

>anal prolapsing

WHY

he told the truth, and they banned him for it

Ask my cunt father. Brought me here 11 years ago. I'm still waiting to go home.

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Haha truuuuuuu

Hogtied him. What should I do with this gimp?

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>eu4

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puttering arsehole

bum him

At least Britain doesn’t have the most rapes per capita unlike south africa

just done what i would only describe as a "double poo". there i was, on the bog laying a log and just as soon as i thought it was all over, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, another one's up the rear following through.

arsehole is puttering.

Its literally never used outside of shit like Dungeons and Dragons

wow that's like magic

n word him

I suppose if its any consolation for trannies, even cis women look like dudes without makeup.

criminally underrated:
fresh pizzas from morrissons

also got an all day breakfast pastie for 75p but ill have that for breakkie tomorrow

Might venture for a poo

Do you live in a white only community?

move out of your parents house

In awe, simply awe.