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>morrowind
just bought it a couple nights ago, me. hope it's as good as people say. I want to complete all the faction questlines in oblivion first though so it's going to be a little while. beat the main questline and dark brotherhood questline, now doing thieves guild

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Why is landing aircraft in the Hudson so popular? I mean, everyone knows New Yorkers are notorious litterbugs but this is a little overboard.

do you think they will allow me to play my steam games at the public library?

*cracks open Cannabis Energy Drink*
If you're gonna play Morrowind (PBUH), play it blind.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596b7e895bbd9
Just came to this

I tried replaying Oblivion recently and didn't really care for it. I've only ever beaten it once.

Morrowind is kino, this is my first time playing with a lot of mods.

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a rabbi and a priest are walking along and see a couple of children. they are dressed well and look as if they have wealthy parents. realizing this, the rabbi says "hey, let's go fuck over those children" to which the priest responds by nodding and unzipping his pants

normalfags talking about retarded shit

Oblivion is very good tbqh. The main quest isn't as good but the dark brotherhood and apparently the other faction questlines are patrician

wish we had black girls out here, they're thicc asf

God this site is fucking toxic, I gotta get out of here

My possibly-gf spends all her weekends playing video games and watching TV

Marry her

Me too, which means I can never date anyone like this because it would just amplify my laziness and nothing would ever get done and I would end up depressed

>Why yes I do exclusively jerk off to 3D futa porn, how could you tell?

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have a strong desire to hang myself

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kill a celebrity instead

Now the world is going to have many more inbred hicks

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what's your guys space pirate name? mine? Brap Crappler

Cosmos Kramer

the gimp

no

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kill yourself, this is /cum/ so it's relevant you cock gurgler
Benjamin Fuckass

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i support infanticide

had a good nap. now time to find somethign to do...

read a book

yes

im also not telling her, its so dumb

did too much of that on nightshift, going to watch this "kinobyl" show

whatchu been reading lately?

read the entirety of sphere on monday night. tuesday night i read some of hubert selby's last exit to brooklyn, its, uh, interesting. stopped after the first 2 stories and am reading a biogrpahy of a nisei jap who went and got jap soldiers to surrender in dubya 2. read one or two other books on my night shift also heh, workin hard or hardly workin.

My possibly-gf likes when I call her sweetheart for some reason

>heh, workin hard or hardly workin.
Lol don't you love those boomer expressions

>ogrpahy of a nisei jap who went and got jap soldiers to surrender in dubya 2
is that about the guys who were still running through the bush like 30 years after the war? I like Michael crichton too. I need to read more of his older stuff at some point. His newer stuff is pretty entertaining. sounds like a pretty comfy job if you can read so much

shes gonna laugh, call me crazy, and say i have to accept the way i was born

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What do you know for sure?

take my advice.
you've been waiting forever to tell her, do it. you might feel dysphoric and think it's stupid right now, but you'll be glad you did it later.

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no she's not.
the fact that you're saying this is symptomatic of your dysphoria. tell her.

>NSF fee from bank for not having enough for an autowithdrawal on accident
>get it waived cause been with the bank forever
>NSF fee from auto insurance cause they got denied
>they won't budge
fucking niggers

nah this guy was regular US Army. the guy who was in the bush for 30 years also wrote a book, i read it awhile back, it was alright. job is boring as fuck though, and keep having to get up every 20-30mins to do 10mins of work is kinda annoying sometimes. wish i had wifi.

oh
yeah, i'm sure that gets old

Cute indeterminate oriental in class but she sits across the room

and she will laugh because the vision of me in a dress is a funny picture

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Hate my job

same and i havent even started yet

I’m dating a girl who’s taller than me so my kids will be taller than me

Theyll inherit your manlet genes

>liking bug people

My butthole is burning every time I take a dookie

ale?

I always keep an open knife at my desk. So in the event that I succumb to the overwhelming urge to sudoku, I can quickly grab the knife and stick it in my neck.

yes?

was just making sure. you'll be fine ale.

I've pissed 6 times today and I have to walk past my boss every time I do it

I think he's getting annoyed

Same, I always have a knife on my person but not so I can kms

don't throw away your chance to do what you need to do for your health. just tell her, she won't laugh at you, I promise.

QUIT DRINKING WATER GOYIM

bitch niggas

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>get a call about a car insurance payment
>tell them I don’t have a car
>well I have a d—*hangs up on me*
I thought this shit was illegal

alabama has a lot of blacks and blacks get like 5x more abortions than anyone else

>I thought this shit was illegal
hi i'm calling from windows it seems your pc has a virus

Guys

cars should be banned

what?

homos too

Trouble is, our country is designed around cars

Nig nogs?

can't wait to get home and poop

Cars can be banned after the US balkanizes.

>not pooing at work and making money to make doodoo

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man was shot in the head in arbysville just a couple blocks from where i used to live...grim

if I ever become supreme leader of Alaska I will enact open borders

maple syrup cartels?

Socialist Republic of Alaska
thats what it will be called

(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO

probably asian drug gangs desu

yellow people are expendable

as a brown Mexican which country should I go for sex tourism?

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

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შენი დედა კი მოვტყან

Shut the fuck up

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ის უკვე მკვდარია

only half an hour left

almost home
finally gonna poop

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Why do zoomer a racemix so much

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avoiding pooping at work is a noble venture