Come to my country

Come to my country

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i'm already in your country c;

Sure, one day

Are there government supplied qts?

Nah

I want to visit Tlaxcala

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no

Hi friend
How are you doing
Neat
Hope you have a nice travel frenchie
No, but due to high population chances are there are a lot around
We joke about tlaxcala as the irrelevant state for being so small

Like waioming in USA

Why not frens?

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what should i do if i visit your country
i like food, history and art.

Not interested.

doing fine today
how about you? c:

it looks comfy and I want to see the mesoamerican and colonial places

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Come to my country and impregnate our women please

based

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Are there Mexicans who speak native languages like this guy?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pciT9fiKch4

This picture looks weird to be, kid looks about 5 years old.

yes, but very few
those are located more in rural areas and in poorer states

Wtf no (sen)'s well then fuck you i suppose im never visiting mejico

Bien

Hable con mi hermano de negocios y tengo esa sensación de cuando terminas tus deberes

Neat
I like visiting the pyramids from time to time

Is nice to live in a country where you have massive monuments you can just walk into from, time to time

Just don't expect architecture to be very different from the Iberian Peninsula

[spoiler] I would rather impregnate your men desu [/spoiler]

Ye, if you think of the stereotypical person of each country like npcs that spawn, he would be one of them

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maybe one day. not now

yes, around 6% of the population can speak an indigenous language, they are more common in the states of Chiapas and Oaxaca in the southeast and in the Yucatan peninsula, and some locations in the Valley of Mexico

Probably enjoy the landmarks more than anything

Food, music, folklore, etc from Mexico is pretty hecking famous so you could get a taste just by using youtube and chances are that there is a Mexican food place in your state

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>Hable con mi hermano de negocios y tengo esa sensación de cuando terminas tus deberes
uyy todo bien ahi?

No gracias

Will you pay for my flight there?

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Chi
I wish I could fren, I'm sorry

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a que te refieres con esa "sensacion" que estas satisfecho ya con lo que hiciste o que estas harto y cansado? :l

Then I'll have to save my pennies.
It'll take a while but I will come to your country, I promise.

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If I wanted to get shot, I would go to america, If I wanted to get beheaded, I would travel to middle east, for cute girls - Brazil. What's the point of your country again?

Satisfecho
Yay
I'll teach you the few neat places I know then

Or maybe just get drunk

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I'm an expert at getting drunk.
Maybe we could do both at the same time.

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To experience Mexican culture, cuisine and people I would rather go to the US tbqh.

Yeet fren

Your kiwi self is welcum at my home
Do wathever your kiwi self pleases

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That's a female to male in your pic...

Lmao
Chicanos are their own culture fren
If you wanted to do that you would have to go very very to the south, like El paso

Oki fren

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Thank you!
Likewise Mexifren, make yourself at home if you're ever in my neck of the woods.

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I love those unique monuments!

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Ur unique monuments you cuties

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Gvadalajara: soul
Cuckdad de México: soulless

both cities are equally soulless, user

y-you too...

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Nou

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Thank you for replying but kinda sad only 6% speaks the native language

No you!

Cute AND redpilled!

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>take genuine interest in Mexico
>threads turned into ERP faggotry
Have fun ig

we're doing our best to save their culture
but the rest of the country just keeps growing and growing pretty fast
kinda sad actually :(

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I'm still replying seriously silly willy

and yeah, it's kinda sad but it's more practical to have a singular global lang

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sup

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yes, someday

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>get beheaded
no thanks

Ok, i'll go in august. Will I get nice papi?

Sup

I haven't died once in my life

Neat!

uuuuuuuuuh

I guess so

depends on the places you visit

It's better to become friends with someone online tand then pay them a visit imo

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Isla Mujeres is a common destiny for people whose relationship is failing and want to try to keep it alive

I want papi chulo, not cartel linked papi. Which city that has abundance of them?

touristic places and the big cities c:

Probably spring break hotspots and douche gym bro types of places

Go to the nearest place that sells water in a gym and chances are you are going to stumble into one or more papis buying water

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Few name please? Will I be alright talking in sign language because I can't speak?
Whats the relation of them and water? Can I get a normal papi instead of the gym freaks? Gym freaks are so full of themselves and scams the out of me, so I'd assume its the same anywhere else.

What's the likelyhood of an above average, 30 year old boomer attracting mexican girls?

Is there a big difference between Chicanos and Mexicans?

I guess places where they do martial arts

and the link with them and water is that they get very thirsthy when exercising

If you are blond or have non-brown eyes, you are set up for success

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Stop coming to mine

Culture mainly

Cholo culture is blended into them and it seems and first generation mexicans are very different from them

Very few mexicans act like gang nigs, even the drug ones are all about conservative respect

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That frog is distracting as fuck. I can't read a thing.

In a nutshell
>Opposite-sex parents = Good
>Same-sex parents = Bad

I fear the chainsaw barbers.

I don't really want kids though

We are catholic jihads

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I honestly kinda want to, amigo. I like latin american cuisine, I find spanish a sexy language. Latinas are my weakness and I'm interested in the conquistador history.

HOWEVER... I don't wanna get rekt by cartel boys or by some peasant Juan who want to rob me.

But it's a cute thread, amigo. I'll give it that much, carry on! ;3

Thank

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Good. But raping them isn't okay either.

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nuke this thread

I can't

Then stop being a muslim

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>no u

>Come to my country
Why would I go that far away from my country to visit another jungle shithole of latino culture? I could go several other places in latin america that would be better than visiting your country, cheaper too.

So, give me a good reason why I should visit, and make it a good one. You better have some awesome tourist atractions or you are never gonna make it.

Only if you promise not to kill me

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Ebin
At least your paedophile figurehead is moral unlike those kiddie molesters
I wont fren, I lub u
Is mostly animals, scenary and food.

If you arent interested a lot in nature or anthropology then there is not much reason to come

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>animals, scenary and food.
Examples?

Lireally too many to list

What kind of places do you like (weather, Flora and fauna, animal abundance, etc)

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I dont know, I like exotic animals, would like to see some.

Dont you have something like a national park?

>Lame memes
*yawn*

Ok, sold
Am coming to visit mexico, fren

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tlaxcala even seems to be slightly smaller than puerto rico
it almost makes me happy to see a place smaller than my island

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Where would be the best place for a CHI to buy a house in? I'm looking for a safe location with colonial history like guanajuato. How much would it cost.

Drug cartel welcomes us?

Mexico is a ugly subhuman shithole state. Fuck yourself you fucking spic.

Dont bully mexibro.

Why are teens the only ones that want to die less with same-sex parents

too far
too afraid to be lynched by a crowd and to go to prison for a gazillion of years for killing one of the lynchers (happened to one russian video blogger)
or simply to be shot

Don’t video blog then

i am still afraid
pic related btw, it's that guy playing in some prison theater

also actually i know a person from mexico whom i would love to meet... ksenia from /lgbt/ (:

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As a fellow brown I'd rather visit Ecuatorial Guinea

>ksenia from /lgbt/ (:
kek

If I ever go to your country it will be as a military filibuster to conquer more of your land just because I'm bored and think it's funny to do so.

The only countries in the Americas other than the US I would willingly visit for reasons other than to engage in conflict are Bolivia, Costa Rica and Argentina, and really I'd prefer to filibuster Honduras for the historical lulz and because of their shitty caravans, or Northern Chile to free Bolivia from being landlocked, rather than fucking Mexico.

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ok pero que estado me recomiendas?

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Te dire cual no visitar a menos que te guste el calor y el desierto, sonora

ya visite sonora y me gusto

Why would I? Plane tickets are expensive and I hate hot climates

But why?