you are cunt

> you are cunt
> have you spent time in jail? (at least one night) if so, why?

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spent two weeks in jail for kicking someones ass pretty badly a lil while ago. he killed a squirrel that was my buddy with a pellet gun so i freaked and pounded his teeth out t.t

Minimum security prison for 6 months because of fraud, it’s complicated but it all boils down to me taking money from my white collar job through an outdated loophole, thought it was still in effect which is why I didn’t go to real prison.
They made me do community service 6 hours a day 5 days a week, but I got to read books and watch movies. But no cell phone and internet

Yes. Broke up with my girlfriend, she freaked out and called the cops on me. Claimed I pointed a gun at her.

Flag, I am a white fidesz voter.

I've spent a night in jail for vandalism and I've spent 6 months in detained psychiatry which is essentially prison for the crime of society not liking you

>drunk af
>walking home
>popo driving up to me
>2 guys, 1 girl
>ask were I'm going
>"home"
>where do you live?
>"right over there, maybe 5 min walking"

I blanked out and forgot the rest but apparently I started insulting them, spat on their shoes and took out my weed, starting to roll a joint while yelling: "What are you gonna do about it faggot?"

Woke up the next morning in of these sobering-up cells. Had to walk home without my belt and shoes laces, fucking bastards took them from me, told me they lost my stuff. My house is right next to a catholic church and it was a Sunday, so all these nerds were standing around my home. Walked by them looking like an absolute hobo, almost losing my shoes, pants sacking and just being an absolute asocial. So, I'm walking by them and say good morning, to which one of the religious clowns replies. "Sorry, I don't have any money."

Fucking cunts, all of them.

And? Wtf if you didn’t, you had your name cleared?

oh yeah we made a huge mess of the cell so we were seperated and relocated lol so two prisons in one night and I got placed with a nigger who was already in jail for weeks for suspected murder

>I've spent 6 months in detained psychiatry which is essentially prison for the crime of society not liking you
Lines up with my opinion of the netherlands

that's crazy. how old are you? what are you doing now?

>vou até cunt
Hey, don't talk to me like that

my mom lied to health professionals (I was in counseling for mood issues) that I was being violent to her so they gave me the option - prosecution and legal arrest or voluntary commitment into the crazy place. which seemed more fun, and it was. I also vowed to never return home. I don't see mother anymore.

sounds less cool when you put it that way

about 2.5 weeks in total for dui

I've done way more shit that if I had been caught each time I'd still be painting wall waifus right now

6.5 years for murder when I was 16

Been in same prison with Salah Abdeslam

Why almost all westerners have family issues ?

Based drunk driver

>2.5 weeks for dui
the land of the free ladies and gentlemen

24
Now I work for a bank/investment company, but I don’t handle large sums
They keep a close eye on me

At least he can drive. Chileans can’t even drive standard

>Walked by them looking like an absolute hobo, almost losing my shoes, pants sacking and just being an absolute asocial. So, I'm walking by them and say good morning, to which one of the religious clowns replies. "Sorry, I don't have any money."

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it's so much time because the first one I got I was only 17, so they were trying to teach me a lesson and kept me for over two weeks. got the second one exactly ten years to the day later, for that one I was only in for about 6 hours.

Boomer psychology. My mom decided it's okay to fuck whoever and abandon the familly. My dad decided he loved to drink more than to fuck his wife and to raise his children.
Boomers and those born between the 60's and 70's have absolutely no back bone. They think everything will sort itself out by magic and have never heard of the word responsibility. And they act surprised when things go wrong and shift the blame.
It's because after the second great war and Hitler's defeat our society lost meaning, and a bunch of jews and americans started telling us it's all about happiness and freedom.
I don't hate my parents, I pity them.

>jail
no
>detained
yes

Don't you have to pay massive amounts for DUI in the USA?

Devaluation of the nuclear family, higher standards of living and mostly irreligious which leads to higher consumption of alcohol/drugs, more autonomy is given to the teenagers, families are often separated, focusing on school/money is seen as more important than spending time with the family, etc.

fines aren't bad. the expensive part is hiring a decent lawyer, court fees, and any other expenses involving transportation. the last one i spent around 4K in total but I got off with a slap on the wrist because my lawyer was good and well connected in the county's court system.

*also, he was a family friend so he docked like $50 off his hourly rate.

our parents fucked up.
my dad had a hard time around when me and my siblings were born and I can sympathize with him for it, but what he did was essentially say "fuck it I don't give a shit about my family, I'll just go out and drink with my m8s despite having two kids at home that need constant attention"
and to top it all off 5 years later he remarried and just fucking left then came back 5 years later and pretended nothing happened

Yeah, the charges were dropped because no evidence. But I still spend a few nights in jail.

What was the sum?