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can anyone relate?

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wonder what kind of men a woman like that has sex with

wypipo be like ‘let’s redo that high 5 bc we failed the first one haha’

Not in the slightest. Typical first world aspirations.

can't imagine living in such a grim area that a glorified runtshed (''apartment'') is the height of your ambition

WOT IF INSTED OV LIVIN IN CUNTRIES WE LIVED IN COMPANIES, JUST IMADJUN, MAD INNIT

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don't forget it, girls

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leftypol on the ropes

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wtf bilal looks like THAT?

good post

There will be blood is a great movie

they can and they can't
are you a fucking sith

have to admit I'm a big fan of his pre-black mirror work

this is ironic, right?

Russian gfs
youtube.com/watch?v=YCAbAHnQSsE

Holy fuck, that's impressive. He looks like 15.

youtube.com/watch?v=lgxOvmzpCts

>are you a fucking sith

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It's a true old saying, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's amazing how some premature slag thinks she can somehow force me to think like her

>Im the Bristol Kanye West
More like Bristol’s gayest twat

real talk: I'm posting these because they're hot

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deary me

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033985/Im-GLAD-hes-dead-burn-hell-says-estranged-wife-Jeremy-Kyle-guest-killed-himself.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033985/Im-GLAD-hes-dead-burn-hell-says-estranged-wife-Jeremy-Kyle-guest-killed-himself.html

would love a gf that i was very sexually active with who would do this.

this is clearly the most kino way to live life.

He's 16 in the second pic. Took him a year to get like that. He did something called callisthenics

russian women all look like trannies

He acts road even though Bristol is a wet as

praise jesus!

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>Why yes I do have pictures of half naked 15 year old boys saved on my computer

it's some DYEL poo that you can see in some of the photos around her house.

who is this lady?

>Unemployed Diane
lel
love the mail, me
couldn't help themselves but include that just before she calls him a paedo

climb out of his arse

problem?

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me

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Calisthenics apparently really works wonders. I heard it's really great for functional strength as well. Imagine looking like that at 16... As long as he has found a way to also train the legs.

on the phone with Dark Justice as we speak

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do you really want to have another plato/pederasty debate?

>Kanye
>road

I literally have a criminal conviction for abh

Being a road man is ez as fuck lad

Shot a bit of weed, fuck up a whitey,fuck his gf
Roaddman status: achieved

Keep listening to grime (dead) and thinking you have more cred than me ho fat welsh cunt

America is a bad influence on Britain

gorgeous eyes
youtube.com/watch?v=VAAKNs45je0

He stopped doing it, picked up smoking and returned to being a skinny fat gimp. Shame really.
N-no mate. Don't have to d-do that

jog on banksy mong
mile wide and an inch deep

I saw Piers Morgan interviewing a woman who was like the sister of a murder victim and she said she was glad that her sisters killer was suffering in prison but it was strange because she was old and still carrying such hatred which probably isn't healthy

you either kill the guy or you don't, you don't get glad because they're "suffering"
thats just fucked up

>eyes

>butterfly net

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>abh
If it's not a section 18 gbh it isn't worth talking about you waster. Imagine being caught aswell. Clever boy.

Literally any melt can get a criminal conviction, says more about your iq than how hard you are.

no one's suffering in prison anyway, the guy probably has an nintendo 64 and an ipad in his cell

I'm going to wank and there's no one to stop me

the fact im 26 and have literally never seen/touched/experienced in any way a fanny should be illegal, i am no man but a mere freak

I saw Piers Morgan at a grocery store in Leeds yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

youtube.com/watch?v=y5nPA1SvlpQ
chune

Shut up you fucking mong, you look like you smoke crack

"Roadman" is just numale term for chav scum vermin, all no hopers

We're all sadists underneath really

Road man is nothing to do with being hard

Why is everyone struggling to a follow a convo today?

alright guys, every time you want to post on /brit/ before you ever get on the computer you need to do as many body weight squats and as many pushups as you can

thats just the ticket to open the browswer.

do you know how much stronger youd get if you post here regularly and just bake a workout into your shitposting?

im going to go do some curls brb

remember that one video with the autistic guy who was banging on the bus to let him get on and then he was running and fell over while being chased, what a farce that was

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really doesn't matter
life is still just a pain in the arse

have you ever kissed a girl before? no relatives and has to be on the mouth

Why don't you go down to the local whorehouse then and sort that out?

Nah it was in America
So do something about it then instead of crying on your computer all day you fucking retard

You need a slap in the face literally for being just a fucking mong crying like a bitch

he wasnt in leeds yesterday

Put the name back on mikey

Thank you, honestly. That was my point. It’s not hard to be a roadman

Fucking hell lads keep up

Have you even tried?

Honestly suspect sex is overrated, normies love to overrate anything romantic so as to sound cool. Kissing for example is highly overrated.

I’m a radical plebeian

watched the first episode of HBO's Chernobyl
absolute kino but mad to think thats what actually went on

That's not me. You're far too paranoid man.

kissing is more intimate than shagging

Really? Can't believe that. But if so, now I'm genuiely curious. For some reason, I want to see that. Do you know his name?

you care too much lad

Probably because you talk bollocks.

>WAHHHHH GUYS GUYS IM A VIRGIN PLSSSSSS TELL ME IT WILL BE ALRIGHT

utter fucking state of these cunts, try putting down your gameboy and going outside you fucking invalid
sick of hearing it on here

no

A mealy-mouthed reply

haha
actually been playing the game boy advance for last couple of days and thinking about getting some more games for it

you dont rate banksy? I find his anti-corporate imagery and conveyance of concept to be very striking

this, I reckon incels are merely traumatized by retarded lemmings and everyday normies going on about masturbating with a fanny instead of their hand as if it's something mythical and holy
90% of the time it's not even worth the work, slags sell access to their axe wounds like a chinaman sells cheap knock off garbage

>I want to see that. Do you know his name?

awright uve been fookin warned, off ya trot

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Here
reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/comments/30sm96/1_year_calisthenics_transformation_16_years_old
Yeah yeah I know.

post a pic of yourself pls

Non whites are always wrong.

Even when backed up by objective fact

had a proper scare earlier, was having a wank and my cock ring slipped off my balls and fell on the sink, thought it might have chipped the sink

>Just walk outside and get a gf

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>For some reason
You're literally a homosexual, did you think we all forgot that?

hha dont care get a grip