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louis you have to come out now
you're causing so much stress
*distant bickering*
youtube.com
>how to be attractive if youre cringy and socially repulsive
>nearly 2 hour video
HE'S A BASKETCASE!
Would anything actually happen if you ate an entire pack of paracetamol
would be extremely painful
I hope louis the NEET and his mum lynn are doing better now
got nothing to do and all day to do it
ngiger
dead thread
good morning
beautiful weather, sexy women, healthy breakfast
is there much else to life? if you're in britain it's none of the above
Yank hours. Best to just close the tab and go sleep.
One minute I think I’m over her and it’ll never bother me again
The next minute I feel like throwing myself off a bridge
*takes out my pen and paper*
ya boy jonesin for that oxytocin seen
am an involuntary sex haver
wonder what the longest gap in between 2 /brit/ posts is
do you reckon the gaps ever been longer than the amount of time you could hold your breath for before you'd die
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Mad aswell how people waste the best years of their lifes being unfit. You should unironically be striving to become the best you can be.
Watching Gilmore Girls
pooing and farting and weeing and things
alri socrates
know that feel
it'll come and go
i still think about my ex a lot, relive many situations, what could've been done different, think about how different my life was etc. and it's been like 6 months.
however, i feel totally fine 2bh, as soon as you start smashing someone you feel vaguely attracted to you'll forget about her
as soon as you get a new girl your ex will disappear from
you would die depending on the size of the packet
whole bottle of tylenol will merk your liver im pretty sure
you can't hold your breath until you die because you pass out and then when you're unconscious you breath
for halloween im going to dress like a cool black guy
Sounds like a smart chap 2bh
Pathetic
striving to be the best you can be should be focused on in other areas rather than just keeping fit though i think
( -_-)
Yeah, I agree with that
anyone here normie enough to know about STDs?
Someone I know has recently been diagnosed with herpes, with very large, unsightly cold sores on his mouth.
He's had contact with a girl i've had sex with (before he was diagnosed)
The internet says that most people have HSV-1 (oral herpes), but most people don't break out in cold sores like this guy has without having some sexual contact with someone, so this stat doesn't seem intuitive.
I don't know exact dates regarding when he had contact with the girl + when I did, nor do I know if the girl gave it to him or if he got it elsewhere.
What's the transmission rate like if no symptoms are present?
Booking an appointment at a clinic tomorrow
reckon you would be in pain and call the wambulance though
it should be the bedrock
this hunk of flesh is all that's tethering you to the mortal coil
look after it
what board is this, i want to see the (you)s
mods get paid I thought
cheer up em, you're always a misery guts
I am a fucking vulgar person
GYYYUUUUUUHHH! Who farted?!
in the process of trying to fix my life
"I'm striving to be the best I can be"
*craps into my caravans shit bucket*
this is what you look like when you start getting a lot of girls
kek.
Just looked the post number up and the quote is fake.
mad that emmayanks a real bloke
like there's actually some aspberger in kentucky been forcing that meme for years
mind boggling
PUA master here
you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
huh?
i think the schizo phenomenon goes over your heed
>one she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
dang, thats next level
Almost as bad as being a mentally ill Canadian NEET who proxy hops to post drivel on a British culture forum where everyone hates him
can we not
just for one night
let's all get along
mad that emmett's a real bloke
like there's actually some white supremacist who listens to gangster rap in british columbia been responding to a nonexistent threat on /brit/ for years
mind boggling
>like there's actually some white supremacist who listens to gangster rap in british columbia
sounds like a pretty cool guy
kek, emmett btfo
Cringe autism.
>muh sekret club everybody hates u dont bully my nerd friends u ruined it waaaah
this is good shit
that whole sentence strung together makes no sense at all. Take your Ritalin.
mikey gets it, must be a juvenile sperg thing
bully me
as hard as you can
And fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whisky
sounds like leftypol to me
Reading comprehension never been your strong point
*goes for you*
>woah it's so weird that people aren't mindless consumers who go to the movies, work for toilberg and go to church every sunday and act like movie characters
please be quiet
jeez, don't strain yourself
>.gif
>doesn't move
going to have to revoke your image posting license
haha, alri ancesto-
*gets decapitated*
high iq post
hh brother
Who are you replying to? I don't go to the movies.
missus left me a romantic message
cringe
kill yourself unironically
bit better, not feeling the passion tho
you're wound up like a clockwork toy mate
don't care virgin
a weak metaphor is a step backwards
you get one more chance
remember; as HARD as you can
i believe in you
that was a simile you spastic baboon
I can't get wound up at "anonymous" /brit/ uk flag nobody that i'd utterly body in the flesh
I
Probably would to be fair
pls don't sit on me
C.E.A.R.T.A.
Is cuma liomsa foc faoi aon gharda
klingon tier
what's the most fun time you've had on /brit/?
2014-16
Golden era brit
getting the weekly dose
had fun when I first came here
the flow on a good night used to be great and fast
Just sit there drinking while reading what amounted to avant-garde toilet graffiti
there's a qt grill at work with nice hips, pretty eyes and big boobs
I was here in 2014 but missed out on 15-18
Bet Brexit was fun here
world cup
even the tismos get into the spirit of man ball kicks
i liked my first year on /brit/'s christmas/new years time. its the comfiest ive ever been while shitposting.
my favorite time to post on /brit/ is definitely that time of year.
any genuinely stupid man in
Epic
Need a gf to batter my bollocks.
if i send this image to a girl will she think im weird?
i think that anyone would think this is funny
going to a fancy restaurant tomorrow
This is sensational
Invites a lot of questions
that a metaphor?
lovely lad hope you enjoy it