What countries would back the US up in a hypothetical war on Iran?

Poland likes to cooperate with our military bigly. they actually hosted multiple CIA black sites across their country so we could torture suspected terrorists

this. I remember all the HILLARY WILL START WW3 comments

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>He doesn't know about the Polish zone of Iraq

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Bootlickers

I never knew lmao.

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partition of iran means partition of turkey

>yfw poland seizes a massive portion of Iraq

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lol no we balied out of every coalition against Iran
no money
and we wont make money out of it
no reason for us to join this one if it ever happens

>Qatar
Doubtful as they are somewhat cozy with Iran. SK probably wouldnt leave their Penninsula, Japan really can't and I wouldnt count on Germany, Spain, Italy or Greece. Canada, Egypt and Jordan are maybes.

Americans promised visa-free travel for Polish citizens. They never kept their promise haha

>why yes, I do want to talk to the fucking retard who handled this and want them to tell me to my face why I am not surrounded by beautiful young frolicking polish college students

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The visa free shit always comes up, that's not why they joined. The problem with visa free for Poland is that they all overstay their visas.

See
>The problem with visa free for Poland is that they all overstay their visas.
If a certain percentage of a nations citizens overstay their visas they cant be eligible for visa free.

>Canada
Does not participate in missions without UN-mandate.
>Japan
Can only send humanitarian aid.
>South Korea
Pass.
>Qatar
Has been pushed into cooperation with Iran during the boycott.
>Jordan
Pass
>Egypt
Pass
>Italy
Russia-friendly government that is aligned with Iran.
>Spain
Governed by anti-interventionist socdems
>Greece
Basically Italy and Spain at the same time.

Yes, that's the current legislation and the excuse but successive American governments have promised them to change it. Dude, the former Polish minister for foreign affairs literally said that Poland gave you guys quote: 'a blowjob' without getting anything in return.

>that is aligned with Iran
Are you saying Italy or Russia is aligned with Iran? If you are saying Italy then I must request proofs.

Israel, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, UK, Australia, Brazil

I'm saying that Russia is aligned with Iran and that the current Italian government has cordial relations to the Russian government.

His Majesty King Tupou VI and the people of the Kingdom of Tonga

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All of the lackeys would complain and whine but ultimately we do what were told. Whatever, if this is the price of world peace so be it.

a lot of countries will because they all suck American dick, for better or worse (worse in this case)

At what age did you realize Americans are the bad guy Invaders?

Just look at our flag bro
A green-white-red nigga won't let another green-white-red nigga down in the moment of need
It's just the rule

You are talking to the generation that grew up witnessesing the first multimedia war televised on live TV including all its atrocities such as the pictures from Abu Graib and Gitmo.

John Bolton is a fucking cartoon character that literally wanted to start a war with Russia over Syria. The best case scenario is that Trump's anti-interventionist instincts kick in and he backs out but Bolton is doing everything he can to engineer a situation where Trump's pride overrides everything else.

around 2004

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Well yeah why would you ever want to go back to Poland? It's a shithole. It Russia look like a utopia.

israel, saudi arabia, uae. That's literally all. Maybe Po(o)land because they're so cucked and just wanna be STRONK by being America's lapdog, but even they probably will stay out. i doubt Kuwait will get involved because they're on the border, too close to get btfo'd

Pic related, it's the US right now (and in the past too)

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US won't go to war with Iran, since fracking has made America an oil exporter; and we no longer care about ensuring the flow of oil to allies in the middle east and Asia.

Until Turkey is ready to play the third power and balance the others, USA will back Saudi Arabia and Israel in their war with Iran.

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>allies in the middle east and Asia.
*allies in europe and asia

The Iran war isn't about oil supply. It's about markets. This isn't Age of Empires.

US is not a net exporter. only China and Germany would fight for the Iranian market.

Probably no one. Saudi Arabia and Israel will be cheering in the back ground.
I don't think non-americans understand how hawkish John Bolton and Mike Pompeo are

Most of your countries will support the US and will support us gladly. Iran is the largest state sponsor of terrorism and have been a pain in the west's ass for decades. Denying the fact of this anything else is you larping

>Iran is the largest state sponsor of terrorism
Imagine being this american.

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how old were you when you realized america isn't that bad and all this soviet-era propaganda surviving into the [current year] is actually quite a remarkable testament to communist skill in making shit up

Wow that really made me reconsider! Thank you, kid who gets his international affairs analysis from a Tibetan throat singing forum.

Thanks Obama

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do retards still believe that the wars in the middle east were for oil
youtube.com/watch?v=htmO1Cyl73s

No matter how much american dick you suck it won't matter. You are in China's sphere of influence and will eventually succumb to it.

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It's not even Soviet propaganda. These people, including Americans in this thread, just hate our county because it's the most powerful and successful on earth and they have some existential inferiority complex so America HAS to be evil and all conflicts HAVE to be for oil or some shit, not because there are actual bad actors out there. It's like I'm back in high school.

I fucking wish we were as evil as these guys say we were. We'd have annexed Mexico and Canada and installed our own leaders in Europe and Asia by now if we truly as bad as they claim and used our power to the full extent.

The CIA and British intelligence created the modern Sunni jihadi phenomenon knowingly because they thought "a few angry Arabs" meant nothing compared to the fall of the Soviet Union. Meanwhile Shia terrorism happens at the same rate as Christian and Buddhist terrorism. The CIA being eternally butthurt that they lost the Shah has nothing to do with Salafist terrorism that the west experiences, and in Syria and Iraq they were literally on our side fighting ISIS.

America is evil because it somehow manages to exploit both foreigners and its own citizens. It's amazing how malevolent everything is here.

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>You are in China's sphere of influence
Distance between CHina and NZ is essentially the same as the distance between US and NZ

Tiananman square massacre
六四事件

YOU can't get a job to pay for the services you use so the US is evil. This is also why foreigners are literally dying to come here and throw fits when they're not allowed to, because it's death camp city. Grow up, pig.

So they fund terrorist cells, send the republican guard to conflicts to fight us baked forces, shout death to America and build icbms and secret nuclear weapons because the CIA told them to? Big brain analysis

>So they fund terrorist cells
No they fund "moderate rebels" just like us.

Australians

Part of the eternal anglo and almost as bloodthirsty as us

nah

they aren't even interested in us anymore, they want australia

None of that shit actually affects any Americans. Not to mention that Hezbollah isn't considered a terrorist organization by the vast majority of the world today. They were willing to give up the nukes given how desperate Rouhani was to make that deal work (every other country that isn't Israel agrees they were abiding by the agreement).

they dont care enough to put in effort to take us over but they still will easily just because of how weak we are

>build icbms and secret nuclear weapons

>implying they do either of these things
You've let the cia disinfo rot your brain

that's right, ihad forgotten that brazil is team america now

Americans die because of the republican guards network of terrorists and their intelligence. Hezbollah is a terrorist group that pays off the families of suicide bombers. Just go to Iran and see how a faggot like yourself is treated there if you're so sympathetic

You're out of your mind if you think Hezbollah has killed even 1/10th as many Americans as Saudi aligned groups.

YEAH KILL ‘EM

ITT: Iranian diaspora have a chimpout

t. trying to get his 4th good goy star for the day

>secret nuclear weapons
OH NO NO NO

>hezbollah is a terrorist group
good goy

Your county is one big US military base. If we're good goys what does that make you?

WTF I'm convinced, I love hiding rocket launchers in hospitals now!

WTF is going on, i haven't been watching news. is there a war lo.. l.

Umm Israel... Saudi Arabia I guess....

Why Amerika like to war so much?

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War is profitable

Americans die because the government meddles in affairs that don't concern the general public