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Love the Peoples Republic of China me

wo shi inguo

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ni shi wo de pengyao ma?

I am the thesis, toil is the antithesis
soon we are become synthesis

apparently we're doing alri in eurovision
news won't shut up about it
couldn't pay me to care just need it to fuck off again

shut up you stinky poo n*gger

Prefer not to say

Northern Ireland should be part of Ireland

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toilberg awaits
spent the past week having all day training sessions on some absolute bollocks new software with a couple of cringers from yankland
pair of bluepilled cuckfags both of them

and Ireland should be part of the uk

*kicks out my slipper and smacks your snout*
stop it

proper mental how ARSE SHIT TITTIES BIG WILLIES IN MY POOEY BUM init

>Liptop
Yikes.

Yanks are grim

fuck the kingsguard
fuck the city
fuck the king

she cute

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Fuck off, I was acting cringy on purpose

Oh God i hate her so much

Hate liptop

jew

will probably kill myself after my father dies

why wait?

Paramedic who used the phrase 'dying paki syndrome' to characterise
over-dramatic Asian patients told a disciplinary hearing that nationalities react differently. 'Italians can become louder when dealing with uncomfortable news,' she said

The holocaust didn't happen

would ruin my father's life if I killed myself just going to let him live the rest of it out
plus after he's gone I'll pretty much be alone

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I saved this pepe

who cares youll be dead

Yes.

fucking loser

shut up literal child

Wtf we never learnt about this in school

Television shows are Jewish propaganda

Best the Smiths album

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how do i stop being hikikomori

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Get a job

He got called a racist NAZIFACIST for having a UK flag as doormat

LOL

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just get a haircut bro

LOL they should have called him a fag instead!

Doing a poo

Enjoying my new galaxy s10 lads

calling all cars
all coroners
we've got a dead one here
and anybody else receiving this
the west coast is far from clear

whatta a BREMOANER XD

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Had a drink date with a girl last night, only our first date but heres what I gathered:
>r/Jow Forums humour
>self harm scars
>not sure whether she was nervous or a bit autistic
>listens to country(?) music
>grew up poor

I don't know what to make of it. the whole time i thought the female dating scene is grim and she kept on seeing people there that kept on coming over and sitting with us which completely ruined it. She is quite fit though, waiting to here back from her today and see if she wants to shag, she was telling me all sorts of personal stuff which made me think she was a bit of a weirdo but I felt like she needed to vent

very grim

For me, it's German rap

youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ

>she kept on seeing people there that kept on coming over and sitting with us which completely ruined it.
:/

what colour is her hair

american hours

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Another drink for those Irish hooligans at the end of the bar

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Not telling sorry
Yeah this is what made me put the pieces together that she might have been a 'tist and she was struggling to hold her own

you

are

american

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Did you even see Goodfellas at all?

just realized that I don't deserve the women I truly want to date and marry and I want nothing to do with the ones that I am able to

Josimar Bezerra shall pay for surpassing my duolingo score

EY AIM WAKING ERE

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you weren't part of this conversation so stop embarrassing yourself

paki in the shop asked my gf which eliquid she wanted three times
it pissed me off and I said "she said the bloody lemon one" aggressively
afterwards I realised he was talking about the nicotine content and not the flavour, felt a bit bad

The jew cries out as he strikes you

you're in /brit/ kindly stfu

let. them. in.

DUDE....

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ayo any crakcers in? my black ass finna abouta open a can o whoopass on yo ass

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Some lads only JUST gone and done it now

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gday

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i have wasted my youth desu

BAM BAM B*B*B BAM

Idk why i ordered a hot coffee when its 34 degrees rn

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it's me Arry Potta

let's go back in time *picks up wand*

expecto patronum!

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lads

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I'm racial

do you have the ian paisley one?

shut the fuck up faggot

Any morning smoke man in

>only 32 today

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Naptoil rearing its head

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That gay guy just came down and flirted with me again. He tugged on my beard and tricked me into showing him my hairy chest. FFS

I hate Israel

Rainclouds looming but nothing yet

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what did he mean by this

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cut my life into pieces
my son is also bort

Coffe and pasta what the fuck

very overcast here, expecting a decent downpour this afternoon.

Going to get an ice tea and a ‘netto to cool off
Italian breakfast

I'm actually a Sam Hyde character