>go get haircut at Walmart
>surrounded by mutts and Zoomers with man-buns
>try to make awkward conversation with cute haircut girl and get a 50’s cut
>give her my number
>she says she’ll text me
>4 hours later still no text
>mfw
Go get haircut at Walmart
Justin Turner
Hudson Perez
American here. I have literally never seen someone who looks like the Amerimutt. Where do I have to go? California?
Kayden Ward
Yes
Henry Foster
>go get haircut at Walmart
What? No way that exists
Ian Sullivan
>be american
>need to get your prostate examined
>go to wallmart
>forget to tip the prostate examiner
>get shot
Jace Hernandez
haircut at walmart? wtf
Parker Young
lmfao, who would go to Wal-Mart to get their fucking hair cut? Go to a hair salon, or a stylist school if you're poor.
Nathan Brown
I'm at the point where rejection of getting ghosted hardly hurts anymore. I just expect it.
Gavin Ross
happened to my uncle actually.
maybe she is playing the wait 24 hours rule.
Samuel Hernandez
>stylist school
i've never though of that. can you get free haircuts that way?
Justin Myers
Not free, at least around here, but they're like 5 buck haircuts. The students might mess up a bit, sometimes, but the final check is always done by the instructor so you don't get just'd.
Gavin Butler
>Be amerimutt
>Go get a haircut
>Get circumcised
Jackson Brown
This user is right
This also applies to dental schools, you can get very cheap dental care from students who need the practice
Luis Cooper
same goes for colonoscopies and chemotherapy I heard
Kevin Robinson
Wait Walmart has barbers now?
I knew about the glasses place, but this is new to me.
Deep south and Florida seem to have the highest concentration. PWN and New England have the least
Gabriel Parker
Hah, real funny, man. If you could go to a medical school for cheap surgeries, trust me, i'd know about it.
Kevin Gonzalez
I feel sorry for you dude
that one was below the belt
Joseph Flores
It's fine, I have insurance. No hard feelings.
Elijah Collins
i feel i could start dabbling in the art
hmu senpai
Juan Barnes
No offense, but I don't want Swedes anywhere near me, it's just a magnet for Somalians.
Alexander Peterson
>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican man
>really a stereotype with dreads and everything
>go anyway
>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in background
>guy keeps trying to make conversation but can barely understand 'AYMONYAWAITLAYOMAONON' jamaican shit can't understand sounds like Afroman played at five times speed
>feel really nervous
>decide i need to make conversation or he will think I am racist or something like that
>notice a huge map of Jamaica printed on one of the walls
>"y-you know when most hairdressers have pictures of Jamaica its from their sex tourism holiday!"
>the guy misunderstands
>"MONYOGOINFORSOMESEXTOJAMAICA?"
>gets really excited and starts to tell the other hairdressers
>they start making jokes I can't understand
>decide I might as well play along
>"Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockhead"
>everything goes quiet
>"you gay mon"
>"yeah"
>cuts hair in silence rest of time
Jayden Robinson
>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican man
Luton? Or Hertfordshire ? I’m sure it’s either one.
Hunter Sanchez
>be wh*toid
>get intimidated by REGGAE
you can't make this up
Cooper Kelly
yes, the southwest for Mexicans
John Murphy
Do you have autism?
Nathan Watson
Your commander does.
Juan Thompson
I take it you're in the military, there are tons of inbred retards there.
Brandon Bailey
Wait a minute... You can get a haircut at Walmart!?
Dominic Cooper
>intimidated by Raggae
kek raggae is about as chill as it gets
Jackson Rogers
walmart has a salon
Charles Gomez
>Florida
Nah, I'm a FLfag my whole life and almost everyone I see is obviously a single race, the most common would be a mulatto but even they're fairly rare.
William King
You can get anything at walmart, they also have a tire and brakes shop, a pharmacy, and an eyeglasses center. they also have a hunting section with rifles hanging on a wall or in a glass case. literally anything you can think of is sold at Walmart
Charles Torres
>>get haircut at Walmart
Julian Perry
Isn't circumcision a jewish practice?
Grayson Rogers
WTF? Is Walmart a sacred place for amerimutts?
Brody Jenkins
>Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockhead
Holy mother of BASED
Nathan Scott
>haircut at walmart
Logan Watson
That’s just asking for death
Camden King
Charles Jones
fucking hell this is some severe Aspergers
Nathaniel Clark
You forgot the claps
Ian Flores
>>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in background
How fucking gay do you have to be to be intimidated by nigger's Elevator Music.
Charles Sullivan
>tf
>tp
Thomas Jones
there's way more muslims(and christians and atheist thanks to USA)practicing circumcision than jews
Blake Williams
I appreciate the effort that goes into posts like this