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what is toilman up to you this time

I need my job or I’ll be homeless so I have to put up with bullying but it’s not like I’d say anything anyway

Sometimes I just want to give up and put some sheets in my car and sleep there forever but it gets too hot here for that

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Christ the service industry is so grim
at least manual labour you don't need to pretend to be happy and jovial about it.

Yesterday I ate way too much food

I ate potatoes with gravy and bread

haven't showered yet feel awful

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obsessed with delivering maximum profit to shareholders like a little goodboy wagecuck

Military? Community college? Learn to code in spare time? Do sys admin qualifications?

There must be a way forward my lad

*ahem*
lips are a bit dry

ah yes what a character

Hi

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fuck. Guess I’m lucky my mum lets me live at hers whenever I give up on life

the absolute state of people with tiny little stubby finger nails

pastebin.com/QZL5jkDS

anti-abortionists fucking BTFO

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Is his name Shekelbergstein?

ahaha

would have been better if he married an Indian instead of some Yankoid divorcee

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listen to this
youtu.be/__y0QPrXlbQ

*takes your hand*
May I have this dance?

The fake smile I wear every day is the worst part

Wouldn’t let me in the military with Tourette’s as it’s an instant disqualification, can’t afford college, reckon I’m too stupid to teach myself to code and that the job market is oversaturated with those folks already so I missed that bus

I’m just stuck and don’t know where I’m headed from here

I read Notes from the underground

it was really weird, didn't get much out of it

fuck OFF its not my fault i grew up biting them, plus it looks better than long gimpy nails

>mfw flirting with women I don't even like

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*hand dissipates into vapour*
James.....you need to wake up......

Rivers flow towards a body of water.

Maybe later, bit tired x

yeah so what?
women belong in chains (for their own good)

the 40 hour work week is barbaric I’m about to go insane. Think id rather be in a mental asylum

Fuck yourselves dickheads
*kicks the shit out of the pair of you*

Dogshit
youtube.com/watch?v=ncdY2nGKzBs

>men with long nails

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anyone else sick of the chink's and paki's or just me

Wanna know how I can tell you’re a pedo

I'm not even here right now
It you who thinking I gay

will inform toilberg about this development

anyone ever get really anxious before their dentist appointments

Just did a big poo lads and it was one of those where you have to wipe 100 times. My ass feels abrased.

More like the Lebanese's and the Saudi's

yeah

I have to have them on my right hand because I need them when playing guitar

Consider that the entire book is meant to be making fun of these 'too smart for life' people, it's actually a really funny book (i.e. when he says that the only people of action are simple idiots).

It's interesting when he points out the 'not accounting for irrationality'. He's in an uncomfortable middle ground between idealism and egoism.

The first half is the 'theory'
The second half is the 'example'

aye

Agreed but then at the same time
>caring what people think of you
Sometimes you just can't be arsed man

Godspeed You is microwave food dogshit music

I'm always anxious at the thought of a paki putting their fingers in my mouth

put on 16 kilos since this time last year lads

>he doesn't have a jewish dentist

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this should be illegal

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England good

Oh now it makes sense

I did like the first half but the second one is where I didn't get much out other than that he's a virgin freak

Business idea: make a band called '16 kilos'
>I just put on 16 kilos

virgin

two weeks until educationberg releases me from studytoil lads

just started a hip hop rap duo called 16 kilos

Look at what they're doing to the kids though, you're an adult, you understand boundaries and what is homosexual and what isn't, you understand what is right and what isn't.
I looked at that Instagram model Nordic boy's Instagram and there were 13 year old boys obviously just starting puberty commenting saying "wow love heart eyes emoji" then underneath "wait... is this a boy?? someone said this is a trans" etc.

They've done a number on your kids desu, saw my younger brother watching cartoon anime and gave him two dead arms and called him a gimp just the other week

He's a virgin freak in a hilarious way though, he plots for months (a year?) on how to get back at the officer who lifted him aside! His sheer inability to MATTER to people is uproarious.

AND THE PACING DURING THE DRINKING!

This is a MAN

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>So, user are you sexually active?

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too many bludgers at work im gonna tell them off tomorrow

not for like a week, its killing me

Booked off three days off next weke, fucking five day weekend lads.

Yeah when he bumps into him on the street

haha

this dim little bint just told me she likes ‘shy reserved outgoing guys’ and doesn’t even see the irony haha

Got a new job with the Australian college in the city
very strict uniform standards, going to have to do some shopping around for something soon

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These are nice

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can you please explain the reasoning behind this post? no one here knows you and so cares what you have done this. do you really not have a single person you can message to say this inane babble?

and these still images taken with specific angles, lighting and postures upset you?

I’m off tomorrow. Might get drunk. Have to work Friday though but not till 3.

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>smoking

BING BING

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Brit is where I will be spending my five (1,2,3,4,5) day weekend

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love ya son but get off the fags x

smokers are jokers geoff

I'm at nice outdoor restaurant and the sun is shining so why not haha

>The alcoholic negro glamorising his addictions again
Stop this madness you gutter ape, if you drink you're a slave nigger

Shake out the weak hands with lung cancer

grim how most people assume expats are mysterious business executives making hundreds of thousands a year but then it turns out they're just part time english teachers

Hello, would anyone like to have an argument?

would like to get a jean jacket with "SMOKING KILLS" on the back

what is it? an international school type thing?

I don't like smoking

>>>/Rightypol/

Not really

Yes but not with a man that resembles a pork snack

Yeah. I bet Yingluck’s farts are rank.

no one cares though just pos there you don't have to announce your intentions or just talk about yourself

any unemployed man in

The name's Penis
Big Penis
My friends called me Dick

shut up cretin

Yes you would
what do you mean?
no

>unemployed "man"