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a thread celebrating heroin edition
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Americans don't know the feeling when you're sunbathing and you have to constantly make sure your foreskin is retracted otherwise the tan is uneven

When they mutilated my dick, they took so much shaft skin that I have hairy scrotal skin going halfway up the shaft of my penis on the underside. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

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I've got a few stray hairs on the bottom of the shaft and Mine's totally in tact so don't worry about it and just shave them off

My brother was jew'd but I was spared. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

I was born in Mexico and didn't get cut

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

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Well, thanks. I still hate my cock and I hate my fucking idiot parents.

I have a few shaft hairs as well. They're mostly at the bottom and don't go higher than maybe half way up

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I can't wait for Trump to be re-elected.

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>I can't wait for Trump to be re-elected

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nite

I love face sitting

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how aren’t you tired of this?

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Is nothing sacred anymore?

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jfc

>be american

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What’ll they call the penis

Front stick

I guess that’ll have to do

The penis

Think I went a little to hard on the peepee

Yeah that's a Pepe meme

Pepe
Poope
Pepoo

beer time

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Well if there was any character that was ever gonna be gay it was him. I recall him being a queen, though I was never a huge Arthur fan.

Sup niggas

U teaching in JET, homeboy? Or are you in the service?

Tourist

Post candid feet

This

We live in a society that is trying desperately to muzzle, and cage us.
Man buns, skinny jeans, penny loafers, and hybrid kia’s are all the rage from a society that is trying desperately to tame the true male.
We are constantly having to ask permission to do anything. We are beginning to feel like caged animals. Castrated, and riddled with anxiety, and depression. I know because I have fallen for that trap in a season of my life. We are loosing our man rooms, guys trips, freedom, guns, faith, identity, sanity, and more importantly our balls.
It’s in a man’s very soul to want to lead, protect, fight, hunt, and provide for the ones we love the most. But we are being taken out one by one in a society that says we are no longer needed.
Men it’s time to return to ourselves. Women all over the world are desperately asking, “where have all the real men gone?” We haven’t gone anywhere. We are just lying in hibernation. Dormant. It’s time to awaken that Alpha male spirit, so that we can lead in a world that desperately needs more warriors to fight in a society trying to steal our right to survive.
When we become uncaged and find our true selves this crazy, “good is evil, evil is good” will begin to make sense again.

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I’m pro abortion but the vid is funneh xd

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Never been arrested but doesn't seem like it'd be that bad. Especially by the fucking campus police. It's not like you're even going to go to real jail. They probably just have some holding pens to keep people in on campus and then they release them right away.

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Using an electric back massager before wageslaving today

That’s a lot of fries

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Hey everyone how is it going today?

gRRRRReat!

Why so fren?

Saw the office chick’s toeZ and had a yummy dinner^^

Hope yer day’s going gRRRReat as well

i am a burden on my mom

sometimes I feel like if I committed suicide it would solve the problem

Thanks! You have a toe fetish?

I used to think the same way until I realized that all women are moaning how they suffering. The perfect state of all women is do nothing, have sex, have the slaves who will do everything for them.

btw. This is perfectly visible now how Cortez is crying and show her shoes.

I like feet (girlfeet)

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Odd how does one get into that?

Sitting in the parking lot before work

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first fap of the day lads

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hope it was a good 1

Every time when someone says something about time, I'm starting to calculate the light angle of the sun. The sun is so big.

I was this way since I was 5 not sure about germs
I used to stare at this girl's socks under the seats on the school bus

Just couldn't get enough of it
Didn't understand why until I was 12 or so and started to explore my body more thoroughly

need to pee

Ok I see now

Made this one earlier

Imagine, we are in the space where there is nothing within millions of light years. We are really here. Our bodies are particles of the Earth. Our mind are social construct.

Thats not very comforting at all

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I think it’s pretty based
But I can’t process the idea of infinity

Splendid post
Need a br jp mix girl

i promise that youll never find another like me

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i get this feeling that the pain of my loss would be lesser than that of worrying about me her entire life

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This is a good song, but you can't listen to it.
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Have you ever been on the stage? Do you know what the artist sees and feels when thousands of eyes look at you?

FK are you using the AC right now? I have mine off but pretty soon I'm going to have to start running it at night for a couple hours so I can fall asleep. Would rather run it longer but the rates are too high. This place is a fucking shoebox and I spent like 100 USD a month for AC last year during the summer. Fuck that shit.

I'm not going to class today. I'm going innnawoods to pick stinging nettles.

Starting yesterday the weather is unbearably hot and humid, usually leave the AC on for two hours at night and have a fan running all the time.
Only AC it up during the day when it’s absolutely necessary...but yeh let’s see about the summer.

Just drew a foot tattoo on the GFs sole

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You drew a foot on her foot?

Getting meta in here.

ryan gosling is such a good actor

Sorry but Johnny Depp is the best actor of our generation.

Leonardo is the worst.

He was good in Django Unchained but Tarantino was wrong about Uma Thurman's feet.

Its spring time in CONNECTICUT and I can't find nettle in the woods

Stop shooting heroin

I think there is some nettle in my yard somewhere.
Ww@ ct bros

What?

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johnny depp is a one trick pony

well what I meant to say is i drew something on her sole jaja
Tried on the actual sole but she was too ticklish so I drew it on the ball of her foot

Need to force her to moisturize dem feets more
The babyfoot softness is already starting to slowly fade...

Anyway she was lying on the sofa with her SOLES up in my face as I’m working at the table next to it and it gave me a good opportunity to take a few nice soleshotz

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disgusting post

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heroin truly is the best. pretty shitty how the cia is spreading fentanyl in our supplies though

I really hate both these taiwan flag posters. Wish the threads would just die instead of these 2 fags keeping them going.

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i looked for an hour and found nothing :(
can't believe I'm gonna have to buy loose leaves now

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Need a taste of the orient like I need air.

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>File name

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Need air like a need a shotgun to discharge into the back of my head from close range.

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reminder that taiwan is the best country in the world

*sighs*
If only she knew the depth of my affection. We could share everything. Even a gentle kiss.

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They’re voting on the faggot marriage bill tomorrow
Hope they’re woke enough to not let it pass
Wanna see all the butthurt on reddit

Do intact guys get embarrassed if someone sees their foreskin retracted? I feel like I'd feel even more naked if I was uncut and the skin was pulled all the way back.