Have you ever committed a crime? I once masturbated in a subway tunnel when no one was around and got away with it...

Have you ever committed a crime? I once masturbated in a subway tunnel when no one was around and got away with it. That's a crime in India and I am supposed to go to jail for it but no one saw.

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fucking vadakku fuck. Bet you were chewing pan beeda while you were at it too

I once by accident called a transwoman by the wrong pronoun, I am supposed to go to jail, but I escaped to Finland just in time

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I pirate movies

cant think of a college life without rutrackers, thanks.

pirating films is a crime ?

One time I took pictures of the pages of a book in the library

Shoplifted in high school

i saw someone smoke weed and didnt report it to the police

No.

I used to draw penises and bend the covers of sheets in my classmates notebooks back in hs

I removed the 'do not remove' tag on my mattress. It felt good man.

I once sold 200 tabs of LSD

how

you make big bottle of LSD, you spread them on paper, cut the paper in 200 and go to a festival to sell them

I once pushed a drunk into a river. Hope he's okay

I masturbated and came to my French teacher in class sitting at my desk
She had a big ass, always wore tight dress skirts and bent over a lot she knew what she was doing

I probably killed a few civilians during the Chechen companies, thanks dog then we had figured out that they were hiding terrorists.
t. a bodach leftenant got shot then and escaped rushka

Stop masturbating in public spaces user. That's pretty lame. I hope you get caught.

I sold tobacco to some kids.

Yes. I broke into stores and stole cigarettes. I worked in a church and stole 1000's of euros. Broke into houses and stole shit.

Lived in a project for troubled teens and turned some dude into a literal slave by giving him drugs without him knowing it. (we took his keys away and made him do every little chore for us and sent him to McDonald's at zero dark thirty. In the end he was so scared that he didn't even dare to go to the toilet and instead peed in his room.)

One of my friends beat some dude with a hammer. That guy deserved it tho; he raped the GF of said friend.
We practiced how to break into houses pretty much every night.
Good times man.

There's no such feeling as leaving the house at 2 in the morning knowing you can do whatever the fuck you want.

I've become a good guy tho. And no, I never got busted even if there were some close calls.

I did the same, in a library

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>Broke into houses and stole shit.
Someone broke into my house a few years ago and I shot them in the knee cap.

Based and Muricapilled

I crossed with a red light.
In Germany.

I got into a fight and the guy ended up losing an eye and 70% of his vision on the other eye. Fuck him, i missed on a bunch of trips with friends and family because i couldn't leave the country.

I browse exhentai every day.

People who report to the police after getting in a fight deserve to be garroted and buried in the forest.

Ummm sweaty, only nazis use violence. You should have just talked to the burglar in your house. You never know their story and shit. Maybe you would have made a new friend.