/brit/

>start chatting with some woman on tinder
>seems vaguely familiar
>keep chatting, very friendly vibe so far
>she mentions we've talked before
>I suddenly flash back to a horrible, awkward date and how she revealed she lived ages away
>immediately unmatch her
oh God cringe cringe cringe cringe

Hello everyone.

Why is Hans so angry at us lads?

my gf had an abortion when we were 17 cos we both only had a combined savings of £7000 still regret it to this day tbqhwy no idea how people can shamelessly have multiple abortions

i'll be tuning in next week...

Hello mate

43 year old "looking for fun" on the Tinder. Mother of 1 though.

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Just sticking my nose in. Off now. Back soon.

Any English in here? I need to ask them something

Bingbingwahoo land, fucking state of yanks.

would absolutely not feel safe meeting a blacky in saffers, feel like id be intercepted by some brown men with guns

this is fucking on empty, tinder review!

Nah won't find any here mate

salaam my brother, what is up?

popo dégueulasse pour angloise pas moins ragoutante.

Been on the 'chon for a decade, but never installed any meme addons or frameworks. Is it possible, somehow, to install a non-malware addon which would allow me to filter all american flags and all non-trip names (you know who)?

she appears to be brown mate

whats that?

you dont need an addon to do that you daft twat

wtf is that? (i don't do drugs)

this is /brit/ not /eng/

Jow Forums X is not malware

Jow Forums x + oneechan isn't malware

ovaltine

How to filter the runts then?

did you just assume our nationality?

Sry m8

some faggot in kindy said that 10 was the end number
i schooled that dumb cunt that the end number was actually 60

It was a trap haha!

KAPLAAHHHHHH

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Alri, im not saying it is malware. Just always been suspicious about these things from back in the day. Jow Forums x is what I want then? And no more mikey posts?

based

malware.virus isn’t malware

What do you want Greece

Had an exam which I was hungover for and it went surprisinigly well, just goes to show University is a piece of piss

ye
github.com/ccd0/Jow Forums-x

She's classified as a coloured down here, lad.

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This. Although I’m not against abortion I think I would still feel horrible about the whole thing. Seriously can’t understand people who treat it like a contraceptive.

i remember in kindy we were learning counting and i didnt know what came after 19 so i made it up and it was called eleventy

Ta x
At this point it's filter the names or just give up spending time here. Mental how people can't just starve them of attention til they fuck off like the old days.

yeah only lazy mongs struggle in uni, and they'll always have excuses like depression and anxiety and that but i struggle with those things too and i'm a straight A student

i like mikey xx

I sincerely hope you are not considering putting your willer inside that creature.

quick thinking

Do you drink alcohol?

its lunch time BITCHES i'm outta here

gender? it’s a spectrum.

You go to a community college, for me it's a top Russel burger University

It's a consequence of sexual liberation, it's led to this apathetic view on abortion.

see you've got to learn from the real world. I saw 60 on a sign and my already large brain did the rest.

Who is this testicle tamer?

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just weed allover my harry potter slippers

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We just stating obvious truths now then?

go for anal

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Me? Smoking opium

woman: *gives birth*
father: "doctor, where on the gender spectrum is our new child?"

as if

the current mood

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holy shit education really is becoming dumbed down isn’t it

7*100-25+(9*3)-1
701 is close enough for me

loved how annoyed carol would get when a daft one like that came up
i'm sure i once saw her or rachel hit the button again

lol

Would batter this gay cunt with my willy
Want to emasculate a tranny and physically dominate it by forcing it to lick my arsehole and bollocks
Haha what sort of absolute mong of a man dresses as a girl

*does it using all the numbers just to impress Rachel*
*ends up fingering her violently behind the numbers board as she bites my neck*

I'm horny as hell, lad, and she lives in a pretty nice area, not too far from me. Think I'm going to to do it. Always feel way more confident when it's with a non-white as well.

you don't have to use all the numbers

you guys remember when you couldnt read? i remember i was at this tutoring thing and i had to read this word next to the picture well the word was broken and the picture was a broken hose spurting water everywhere and i saw the b and guessed it was busted because thats what dad used to say haha

Why would a doctor be interested in gender? They only record weight, time and sex?

Honestly so shit at maths now, haven’t done any since secondary school.

oh

For me it's
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How do they get him to do that? did they use strings or just good training?

Haha imagine

if its a real doctor worth his/her salt than he/her will say 'congratulations its sex is a boy however that doesn't need to affect the childs gender and therefore socially constructed expectations such as emotional openness and colour preference'

when i beat a contestant on countdown i call them a retard
when they beat me i call them a nerd
love countdown

Some of us don't have to imagine

Is Thanos the best cinematic villain of all time???

shame its being demolished. iconic building even though I hate brutalism 2bh

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One good reason why I shouldn't wipe you off the face of the earth

sex=gender
people who think otherwise are suffering from "gender dysphoria" ie. a mental illness

Did I just see you in greggs? Behind the glass placed on a grease proof tray? Swear it was you

haven't seen any of them except iron man 1 and 2 but i'm going to say no

Trying my absolute hardest not to hate women right now lads
Hate the dating scene, absolutely fuck it, may as well just stay a shagger me

this is not real its a cat

Should be fucking illegal for cunts to skateboard outside my house it makes so much noise
Why can't they go to those special skate parks

Bob Hawke died lads

mental

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cruella de vil

PDA is disgusting. cant stand it

ya mam's fanny is like a grease proof tray

did a sausage roll call you a retard?
no it wasn't me btw