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oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
you 'aven't met are janny
'ere nobby 'ave a look at this plonker
>'e 'asn't met are janny
that's wot i said nobby

Matt are you here today?

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game of thrones ends in a few days lads

when i finish it i'll probably never watch a TV show again

feels liberating

What a terrible way of talking.

what could i possibly do with this? do i look like i need a big red button? dopey cunts

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Arthur seaton from Saturday night Sunday morning, Britain’s top shagger

Oh, what laughter and why joy,
When constantly aflame?
In darkness enveloped,
You do not seek the lamp.
Oh, see this beautified image;
A mass of sores erected.
Full of illness, highly fancied,
Permanence it has not—or constancy.

Not having lived the higher life,
Nor having acquired wealth in youth,
They wither away like old herons
In a lake without fish.
Not having lived the higher life,
Nor having acquired wealth in youth,
Like arrows discharged from a bow they lie
Brooding over the things of yore.

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Can’t even remember what day of nofap I’m on now... it’s 30 something though

I'm not a shagger, not ugly just saving myself for the one.

its the research on the go that does it because the only sources which give basic shit like definitions are random web pages which don't give the author
at least its only 5% off the mark per day late

what should I say lads

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Could be a charming cheeky chappy but for his massive gleaming pate.

come on shake your body baby do that conga
know you cant control yourself any longer
feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
dont you fight it til you tried it conga beat

hope somebody stabs you to death, cunt

where the fuck do they teach this nonsense?
OBVIOUSLY the dichotomy of male and female is real, otherwise there would be no reproduction
fuck's sake even little 5 year old kids know most of this shit instinctively from basic observation of the world

cope. I am looking your post in the eye as i hope you are. Look at me. Feel it in your heart. You know its true. I shag.

despite

gf just sent me this

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all women are whores - no exceptions

So nice having a day off from toil lads

tell her that she's a worthless whore

“Here’s a fact: I wanna shag your fanny raw”

your face would improve from a 6 to an 8 if i could put my cock next to it for reference

yeah because having a cock makes you wear blue trousers and not pink dresses

that would be an odd thing to say

Fucking munter

Swiped right on Tinder 45 times last night and haven't had a single match.

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thats a good one that
t. shagger

Got no interest in arguing with someone who can't read what people write to them. Sorry, lad.

Rorke's dinner went down the wrong way

>cope
ah yes the virgin projection

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I cum in 30 seconds

Cocking my fists in preparation for toilberg showing his ugly face in my office

I get about 1 match for every 100 likes and I'm not even ugly, it's just a numbers game lad

Down his arse?

look mate I'm on a dry spell and I don't need your assessment
my ex gf was peng anyway so im not insecure

pathetic little worm how does it feel knowing he holds the reigns on your life

this is about what an average man should get. tinder is suicide fuel for average men.

>I get about 1 match for every 100 likes and I'm not even ugly

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have you tried fisting your cock?

doing a particularly nasty poo atm

If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
Some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
Would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
And we could go do what you like, I know you like that

Imagine pretending that the 'peng ex gf' was actually peng, and not just an average girl in a slutty outfit.

got tinder gold lads
worked alright but I never message anyone

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Not anymore lad. I'm about to wild out on his white chickenshit ass. I'm going to leave him bloody

t. likes ugly girls

i've got 3 simultaneous personalities in this thread alone

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me and the gf last month in bali, say something nice about us

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Nah I don't use tinder

Glad I met me bird in a pub like us English should do and I don’t ever have to use that filthy app

it's lunch time lad, could you not?

I like her tattoo

shes defo really attractive

virgin

they can instantly tell if you're a shagger or not
its almost easy for me because they can almost smell the amount of pussy left on my dick i collect from shagging so hard and often

any of them wacky?

pink used to be the colour of men
pink and blue describing gender is just an association we've made as a society
but girls will choose to play with dolls instead of trucks if given a totally even choice
boys will choose to play with trucks instead of dolls under the same circumstances
there is literally nothing stopping women from being engineers except their complete lack of interest in the subject, which is not based on society telling them what to be interested in as a woman, it's based on the female preference for activities involving people, which is based on actual biological differences
society has an influence but it's not the reason women generally don't go to sports games and men generally don't read hello magazine

looking good both of you x

would swell up and pop if I didnt x

God if only

2 of them are whacky one is whiney

Glad I met mine on the streets in Spain

She has nice hair.

Feel like this discussion is a little bit above your pay grade, champ.

The only time I ever followed through with a match on tinder was in Japan to meet a gook girl who could speak English.

Yeah we get it you have a fucking girlfriend just stfu

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haha epic

you’re a bit deanoesque but still you’re both peng

Gf has this weird condition that makes her extremely sensitive to cold.

She has to wear literally about 6 layers if its less than 17c out. Annoying

took too much phenibut
feel high as a kite which is only making me more anxious
going to eat something to try and wear it off

nice one lad
sort those traps out though will ya

Met my gf at school. Been floundering ever since we split up. No clue what why or wherefore to do. Girls, as a rule, don't like me. My lack of affairs is a sad state of affairs.

blog on you uninteresting cunt

Rasheed

you're the one backing out of it

>How Devonian are you

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new fad in start-up offices is to create a keyboard on the floor out of these buttons so you like dance across it to type (it's active/healthy!)... friend works at Monzo and they have a couple, but people don't use them much lmao

how big are her tits on the right and is she a good shag?

was named after the county :)

You're too obsessed with trannies to think rationally.

the middle aged white boomers shouting in the background are a good example of how the modern western man deals with the Rules of Nature

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just purchased 30 cans of kroney from asda

Scrimbling

for me, it's spiny sharks

fuck up frogwog you horrible cunt

hope you get stabbed to death by feral pakis

Might give no fap a go
anyone had any success?

youtu.be/Awg99tk6vys
choon

thats not nice

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