/brit/

add pooey bum and that's me

>The reason this guy wants a virgin is because then they'd have no one to compare him to in bed. I know because I thought this way for a large majority of my young adult life after a bad breakup at the end of high school. My girlfriend of 3 years cheated on me with my best friend.

>I've spent years in isolation, hiding in my apartment. The only person I'm still in regular contact with from the outside world is that friend who my ex-girlfriend cheated with. I'm starting to come around, though.

i see budweiser a bit further along, that's the one for me
but for me it's 8 pint-size cans of red stripe from the little offy
used to need more but that'll sort me out these days
mebbe 4 guinness draught as well

>Tom Scott, Vox, CGPGrey, Numberphile, Wendover Productions, Half as Interesting

what do you call these

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How does buying drug through the deep web work, surely they don't send you acid via royal mail?

The Bender Brigade

Wish those were my bollocks

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The Bender Brigade

Yes its all through the royal mail
Acid is actually the easiest and stealthiest to ship as its literally just card. You can send it in an envelope

Most drugs are very very easy to ship, even internationally, apart from weed because you need to triple wrap it as it fucking reeks. Its huge too

i bought 28grams of ket through royal mail to my house with my name on it last summer
best summer of my life

The Bender Brigade

what markets are decent now dream is gone

*does my best mark corrigan impersonation*
DRUGS through the ROYAL MAIL Jeremy? Oh you have got to be joking!

acid is the easiest of the lot mate

Why is she even still doing this show

bought a pair of jeans today

It's illegal to search post without a warrant.

dont buy that lad

I would also like to know this, dealers in my area are shit.
Was waiting nearly an hour just for 3 tabs of acid last time, not picking up from him again out of principle

None hahaha
I think everyone is shifting to Wall Street
Dreams had a little note saying they would shift operations to a new domain however everyone is saying its been seized by law enforcement

Very interesting, I just assumed it would get passed through some sort of x-ray and they'd instantly know.

I heard Wall Street was compromised as well

i work in royal mail sorting and if we smell or suspect drugs in a package we call the police, i’d say about 20 packages per week get confiscated (mostly weed because it fucking stinks) and the feds never need a warrant to come and take it

>Very interesting, I just assumed it would get passed through some sort of x-ray and they'd instantly know.

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its true
also even if they did find acid in your post if you buy it right there's no way to prove you actually bought it

Something very aesthetic about this pic

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this is all you need to hear really
i dont know why i presumed they would have sniffer dogs on site 24/7

>reading about cryptozoology
>old timey people believed in boggles, braags, dragons, yotuns, ettins, elves and fairies
>they actually thought you could be abducted at night and replaced by an elf look-a-like
lmao, how were they so thick? People in the past were retards

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yeh shame about the asian bint ruining it with her wing wont ting tong eyes

Yeah they take it and then get a warrant based on reasonable suspicion and then open it. But the idea that they're x-raying packages or there's a copper with a pen knife opening letters at random is obviously ridiculous.

alphabay customer
dream market customer
looking for the new market customer

giggled

I thought wall Street exit scammed. The only one I know about is Agatha which isn't really that big.

nah but all im saying is its more frequent than people think that drug packages get confiscated, obviously you dont get charged by the law but you also aint getting a refund

AB's been compromised mate
thought it best to tell you

miss playing professor layton on me ds

Anybody who sends weed through the post deserves getting it confiscated.

I would like a gf now please

My gf still plays it regularly. She loves the piano music especially

“As many as 69 per cent of the teenager’s Instagram friends had supported the decision for her to kill herself via a voting poll which was uploaded at about 3pm yesterday,” police Chief Superintendent Aidil Bolhassan said. Her body was found at 8pm.

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>FBI Shows Arrest Video Of Dark Web Kingpin Who Died By Suicide in Police Custody

>if we smell or suspect drugs in a package we call the polic
Bunch of bootlicker runts, I worked in the sorting office for a bit and most people if they smelt weed just sent it on its way

yeh it closed down like 3/4 years ago

Really want to do a post but I said I wouldnt

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

god i wish this were me

Fair play to her sticking with it though

wtf this is instagrams fault

Why wouldn't they charge you for buying drugs, is it too much hassle for them or can they not legally 'prove' you had anything to do with the package?

starting to get into the idea of worshipping a girl lads
I always think about my ex gf bullying me and making me lick her bum when I wank these days

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Would have voted yes myself just to shut the annoying drama queen up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Cleary
Ireland figured it out later than most countries

>69

SCUUUUUM GAANG

kino

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men shouldn’t be allowed to masturbate bc they’re throwing away thousands of tiny little babies every time :( those sperm could one day cure cancers:( imagine if u were a sperm and u never got to live:((((!!1!1!

it's sniffer dogs that find it i think
there's a way to fool sniffer dogs though, an ex sniffer dog handler called barry cooper did a series of vids called "never get busted" about how to get your weed past sniffer dogs
it's all about having wrapped it in "smellproof" stuff recently enough, before the smell can permeate the container, and not having contaminated the outside of the container with any weed residue
you can't mask the smell with other smells like coffee, that's a myth
there's other useful stuff for when you're in a car, like putting it in a fast food container so the cops think the sniffer dog is after your burger, or putting deer scent around your tires so the dog gets obsessed with that instead of the pot, but for smuggling it by post the first technique is what you're after

Can’t prove it, you could just say you have no idea who was sending you ket

Cummies

seems based

men shouldn’t be allowed to cummy bc they’re throwing away thousands of tiny little cummies every time :( those cummy could one day cure cancers:( imagine if u were a cummy and u never got to live:((((!!1!1!

>genghis khan is so great because loads of people are descended from him
that's true for everyone else too
youtube.com/watch?v=Fm0hOex4psA

that was a man just trying to get rid of his wife

you hanged a woman for witchcraft in like the 40s lmao

Never ordered myself but my mate buys stuff for me and that always comes vacuum packed so it doesn’t give off a smell

@ this entire thread:
have sex.

Cummies

Not me haha ill die a virgin

That would include you too

WELL
THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN

this man gets it

no we didn't lol

they can’t prove you bought it also they arent after the consumers generally, usually the feds will leave a note in your door saying you can go and collect your parcel from the cop shop and providing you ignore it nothing happens

Be honest, how much do you weigh?

ITS SUNDRESS SEASON

if you leave it long enough it will
also if they've allowed any to get on the outside of the package, a dog will get that
but it sounds like that lad knows what he's doing

my haemoglobin levels are through the cunting roof

gf is a musician thats rapidly gaining success and im becoming jealous of the attention shes getting, i feel like i should be proud and encourage her success but im posessive and want her all to my self

Snorted

12 stone and 2 pounds

mellow greetings sir
what appears to be your boggle?

95kg last time i weighed myself
am 5'11
some of it is muscle but i won't say most of it haha

about 12 stone

Probably about 13 and half. Could stand to lose some desu, I'll need to look into getting a gym membership.

took me a minute to remember what that's from
great movie

was thinking about haemoglobin earlier

a state of war now exists between this hammer and my bollock bag

Hmm very well, if I end up in the slammer for possession of class A drugs then I'm citing /brit/ as an accomplice.

mates invited me round to his gaff after work for a few beers and a cheeky joint or 2 gonna fire up the bbq i reckon

I've never had a girlfriend

>throwing money at it
eat less you hunka chunka

happy days