Fil d'eurovision demi-finale 2/ semi final 2 of the eurovision

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fug j000s an fug isnotreal :DDDD

its gonna be shit my dude, poles should have qualified for the final

I hope /ourboomer/ San Marino wins

He's crying lads ;(

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San Marino or Iceland must win. Please user, vote for them

bump

Who /nochance/ here?

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fug :D I guess no points from Croatia this year

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I want to have sex with the male ukrainian hosts from a few years ago lads

So who will qualify tonight?

Too bad Poland didn't qualify last semi final

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Kek at San Marino

It's our year la

singing in english should be an instant disqualification

people are unironically voting people that sing in their language
We are the only ones singing in our language today and I am fairly certain we will go to the final

What about for the countries which predominantly speak English?

I agree. Everyone should sing in their own language at least every other year.

this (in an unironic sense)

Last time we did that was in 2006
Didn't go so well

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i'll make an exception just this once

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The Netherlands will win this tear. Other countries have no chance. It will be a competition for 2nd place.

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what if he's favorite so much that nobody will bother voting for him

The last time the Netherlands won.

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normys don't follow the betting odds
duncan will win, hope when you host ńext year you won't bring any negro hosts

You sung in english in 1975 wtf
We won in 1985 in Norwegian
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kek

Guys guys! I want to watch it with you like it was at that time. But now I have neither electricity, nor stable internet.

It's still one hour left

They actually rewrote the entire song for the international audience. In the local Dutch Eurovision contest, before they got send to Europe, the song was actually in Dutch.

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All night I will not have the opportunity.

the official language rules have been following
1956-1965 no rules

in 1965 sweden sang in english and it was the first time ever someone sang in non-native language

from 1966-1972 there was a rule that you must sing in your native language

from 1973-1977 the rule was abandoned and you could sing in whatever language.

in 1978 the native language rule came to effect again and it lasted until 1998. since 1999, you can again sing in whatever language you want

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If you cant watch it dont look much into it. The grand final is not today, just the 2nd semifinal.

*blocks your first place*

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how long until 21 cet?

1 hour

she will not win. in the year 2015+4 you need an actually good song, just being a gay arab isn't enough anymore

> outworldvision

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thanks

Don't mock with tanks. My grandpa was killed by one.

>tel aviv is the usual cesspit
>euroniggers come from all over to tel aviv
>now its an even bigger cesspit

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do you think she's a virgin? is it possible anyone has willingly put his/her penis inside her?

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No wonder you try to settle in sandnigger land, Tel Aviv seems too toxic.

>try

its already ours bro

my great grandpa destroyed one

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Now that the dust has settled. What kind of magic was this?

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>We are the only ones singing in our language today and I am fairly certain we will go to the final

im not sure people would vote for song in the dark speech

The scene show is literally a rip-off of Sweden in 2015

It's an old joke if people say thanks. Dutch people usually swear with diseases.
So every time people say "get cancer" or "get typhus" or something people often respond with: "Don't mock with cancer, my grandfather died of cancer."

tokkie

Thanks for the info. Didn't know that.

Wat je zegt ben je zelf.

WAHEY!

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I just had to check out the German one, because they suck so much every year.
>it literally starts with "i'm tired of losing"

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Why is San Marino so BASED?

Because he looks and sounds like a random person of a hotel recreation team.

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Remember to give all your pity votes to Sweden tonight!

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Duncan isn't good it's just that the rest is shit

I still listen to this
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>sweden will get 412 points from jury because no jury member wants to ba a racist so all points must go to jamal lundvik

>time to announce the televoting results!
>sweden: zero points!

post yfw

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Hungary didn't get through and the geuy they sent was maximum swarth

I also liked that one, but this is my favorite of the last few years

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Yeah that one should have won.

>sweden: zero points

Don't even joke about that you morbid fuck

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Why jury like swdn too much? Every fuckin year from 2012

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everyone hates gypsies, even the most liberal folk

Juries actually do more block voting than television voters.

Also, Sweden usually has quite good songs.

>literally only one singing in their own language tonight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thanks

Reminder that Swedens singer is actually a Britbong who got adopted

hey we're doing it

no they don't, portgal gave us 12 last year, slovenia has given australia 12, norway has given 12 to italy. Juries are very unexpected.

meanwhile, it is known that all the slavs who don't want to live in their home countires still vote for their home countries. latvia gave 12 televoting points to russia last year. yes, that's right , the russians in latvia voted for that vegetable on a plastic hill.

He has survived the crucible, but his broodmates were not so lucky.

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>Denmark
>English, French

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>go to Sweden
>grenade attack occurs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden

What the fuck is the deal Swedebro?

Weren't you here two days ago? The jews got us covered with the skits.

The problem with this is that people have retarded preconceptions about which languages sound better in song, so countries like france and italy get an unfair advantage while countries like hungary or finland or even germany are going to be at a disadvantage

it sucks that over half of linguistically diverse europe sends songs in english but it may be for the better in terms of not giving certain countries a significant leg-up on others

Have you heard the song?
Its literally all English with like 2 French lines

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in contest

I'm putting my money on
moldova
switzerland
romania
sweden
malta
russia
norway
netherlands
north macedonia
azerbaijan

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>ireland
>native language is english
>not irish

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The mortality rate is like 16 times lower than with conventional weapons, so don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

SWEDEN
YES

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we won with her back in 2012, user

you are fucking gay
KYS

irish is a dumb language

>The mortality rate is like 16 times lower than with conventional weapons, so don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Sweden
YES

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The big five countries have no friends anyway. Plus people don't want to vote for countries that paid themselves into the finals. So it won't matter that much.

>she

Yes, yes it is.

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what were the scheduling issues that caused switzerland to change to today?

*2 minutes to midnight starts playing*

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not true, malta and albania love italy, portugal loves france and spain, ireland loves* the uk and switzerland and netherlands usually give some points to germany

what's wrong with these book covers?

Do you ever just think about how easy it must be to get points for the country you want in San Marino? If I'm in San Marino I could just put in 10 votes for a shit song and they'd get points from San Marino.

11 minutes lads
does everyone have their condoms on?

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basd :DDDDDDDDDDD

10 MINUTES

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Is it geoblocked?
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