American "bread"

>American "bread"

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what does finnish bread look like?

like a real loaf of bread

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>leave the top and bottom slices to me, bro

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we love sourdough though

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looks like i'd break my teeth trying to eat that

how much corn syrup does it have

do americans really do this are americans americans don't americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans americans

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MUH MICROBAKERIES

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more than it should
>tfw you read the labels of all the breads and most of them have that shit in it

lol

I know you like your meat charcoal burned but also bread? wtf

>we
Nah only you do that shit is gross boomerfuck

do they have subway in other countries?
what's the bread like there?

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>microbakeries
ya wut m8? it's everywhere. and why is everyone else besides us allowed to have regional shit? fucking hypocrites

Yes of course.
I don't go there because I'm not a fatass that can't make his own sandwiches.

It's not bread, it's a cat! Do not eat it!

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you didn't answer the question...
what's the bread like there? I'm sure you've been in or around it at least once. do they have sugary white bread like in america, or is it local stuff?

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>I'm sure you've been in or around it at least once

Might sound surprising to you but no I have never gotten something from there at all.

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have sex fattie

I thought sweet bread was a good thing until I actually try one (from McDonald no less). My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

I like the semi rice flour bread you guys make

>or around it
surely you've seen other people eat it is what I'm getting at

I like bread

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So? How would I determine the quality of the bread if I can only see it from a distance

You probably would, with your sugar softened american teeth.

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>semi rice flour bread
never heard about it, or are you talking about the normal baguette here?

what the fuck is wrong with Americans????

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This is what the average American eats
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yeah that one. it seems a bit different than the typical one I encounter.

>American "bread"

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Guys, check out my beef and lettuce sandwich

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I just threw up in my mouth a little

probably isn't that bad but that's a totally different species of yeast so I doubt it worked as well

>American salads

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Why Americans don't make bread at home? They have giant kitchens full of stuff but only use their microwave to heat fast food.

Also, there is a recipe of bread made with Cassava here in south Brazil. Pretty good, a perfect union of the old and new world.

I don't know, does it look like typical american white bread or does it look more sophisticated?

I bake shitty bread sometimes if that makes you feel any better

It's fast food bread don't expect any sophistication whatsoever friend

>American bread

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Someone tell me how much does white bread in us actually have sugar

German bread Herrenrasse!

What did you eat, we have a variety of bread here, most common one are "bánh mì pate giam bông" which are baguettes with ham, pate, vietnamese pork sausage and pickled radish and carrot, a pinch of coriander or cilantro and a spoon of fish sauce

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dios mio el alimento del goblino...

It does.
But seriously question. Why a kitchen so big and so expensive if all you guys consume come ready to eat?
Also, why so many people complain about being poor, but receive enough money in welfare to cook for a football team? Like, wtf m8. If you are unemployed, cook your good dawn food and stop eating out. Even a cheap burger is still expensive than proper homemade meal.

the virgin mary grill cheese is the true american meme bread
pardon the shitty quality, all of the photos are old

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Some people make bread at home. My parents sometimes did when I was growing up, though one time the dog jumped on the counter and ate half the loaf.

I only use German Bread when I need some cement to fill a hole in an old wall

>Why a kitchen so big and so expensive if all you guys consume come ready to eat?
real estate people are a bunch of greedy fucks that want to make the house more expensive. apartments have small kitchens though.
>Also, why so many people complain about being poor, but receive enough money in welfare to cook for a football team?
I honestly have no idea. I embrace the poverty life and buy giant bags of rice.

why is a finn making fun of someones cuisine? Every finnish food I've seen has looked disgusting

the reindeer blood seems sort of neat

that is like the cheapest bread at the grocery store, you get what you pay for

Are you jelly because german bread is superior to french bread in evry shape or form? The only thing you've got going for you is some shitty baguette.

actually i think they have better looking, fresher loaves for cheaper but they arent sliced and fatties prefer the convenience of sliced i guess

french bread is based
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I love me some kruv, but my friend recently told me I should stop eating it, wat do

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Looks a bit too spicy for my taste

>receiving all your bread knowledge from a mediocre TV show

it's just a shitpost hans

Eating all that piss taste black bread made him unable to detect humor

>the frenchie and german are fighting over bread again

You've never lived if you never had good corn bread

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wish this shit wasn't so expensive though

embrace the redneck side and bake some sometime

>american """""humor"""""

local tesco occasionally does 'corn bread' but it's more like a traditional loaf than it is actual corn bread, slightly spiced and smells amazing
excuse the shit pic, the loafs ours does is more yellow

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i never eat bread unless its pizza or elvis presley sandwiches

>German """"bread""""

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American bread.

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At Publix we have a bread called “english muffin bread” that’s basically an upscale version of shitty sweet whitebread. It tastes good on its own or as toast but it’s absolutely vile for sandwiches.

that shit is cash tho

What is this hipster shit?

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Go away I'm not a bird.

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what did he mean by that?

>turkic geeeenes
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Hope this cleared things out

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I'm Irish

Disgusting

wrong

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And we don't even need your flag to know you're german.