I came back from Japan yesterday

I came back from Japan yesterday

A flight attendant onē-san was really nice to me, she learned I was learning nihongo and we talked a bit

She made a kawaii origami with a message + gave me some cookies

Japanese women are so suteki lads, I almost had tears of joy (girls don't usually talk to me)

I'll cherish this gift forever, arigatō

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Wow, it's even funnier the second time

fuck outta here

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People like you almost make me regret learning Japanese

>See you again soon in Japan

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I wish I could read what it says though

Yare yare daze

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>friend bought some vidya from a japanese guy on ebay
>he included a thank you letter and added an extra game

based japan politeness

A girl I hooked up with in Tokyo also gave me one of those but she only wrote my name on it. Anyway, how was your trip?

it says "have sex, incel freak!"

Ara ara, are you guys jealous ?

My friend had the same thing happen. It was written in the kind of English that's just slightly broken, so you can tell that the guy sending it really tried. Cute as hell.

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yes

>Ara ara, are you guys jealous ?

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I wish I stayed there

It's a really sugoi country

Nihonjin wa subarashii desu
Wo ai ni

Daisuki ninguen !

I dated a Japanese flight attendant once, she told me stories about how tons of people would hit on her during the flights but she always enjoyed talking to someone who just wanted to have a nice conversation. A note like this is super cute though.

The bit at the top is a JAV code, she's telling you to watch her porn and to please support her.

>flight attendant uniform qt having sex on camera
based if true

Ureshii

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cringe & gay

Damete kudasai

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do japs ever get depressed about how cringe inducing weebs are?

im so lonely bros. I just want a cute shy weaboo gf and travel to japan together, even though Im not even into anime, just to fulfil her dream of visiting japan
sandra why won't you notice me

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they probably appreciate their tourism bux

*translators note: arigato means "thank you" in chinese

One day, ore no tomodatchi, one day

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>tfw just want to eat a bunch of fish and be lazy in a comfy garden with koi ponds

Elle était mignonne au moyen ?

moins*

Kawaii desu !

...

Wow that is very cute :)

Haî ! Domo !

> on Qatar Airways transatlantic flight headed for Doha, first time I ever traveled abroad (economy was cash as fuck, amazing food, goodie bag and much better than American first class, but that’s another story)
> fugg are the stewardesses cute, I like middle eastern and poo grills anyway
> I get first row in economy like a lucky bastard, which means a fuckton of legroom and I sit right in front of the stewardess’ seating when they need to sit
> Indian stewardess sits opposite me, has amazing child bearing hips and a cute ponytail, makes the sign of the cross as we take off
> silent toward her the entire way like an autist, smile at her every time I get or give food trays to her
> as we land in Doha, I finally break the ice and chat with her
> I learn her name, we talk about all the things I could do in Doha, she tells me how she’s stuck in hotels all the time as a stewardess
> we smile and say bye to each other as I leave the plane, she blushes a bit

I didn’t know if it was a good idea to get her number, I figure a lot of stewardesses are fuckmeat for the staff and wealthy fliers. She was cute though

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Lol you actually kept it

You expect me to throw the first gift I ever received from a woman??

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>wo ai ni
that’s chinese, pierre

>I figure a lot of stewardesses are fuckmeat for the staff and wealthy fliers

Did you just make that up

No, I honestly don’t know frogfrend. I figure that cherry picked women holed up in hotels for long periods of time are easy pickings for the more charming among the airline staff. Admittedly, a few tv shows I watch also show stewardesses as entertainment for mafia meetings and for wealthy businessmen.

Soka

I once was in a hospital where I helped translate some stuff for a japanese kid. His mother gave me an origami as a thank you.

I dunno why everyone is making fun of you, that's pretty cool
I wish a qt Japanese girl would do that for me

Their flight attendants are the best. I'm definitely not good looking enough to get an origami note though. That's awesome!

last time I went to japan two ojisans asked my mail. I gave it

She told you they're only interested in your money and your japanese is shit. Besides, her mouth is full of arab cum at night.

Go die, weeb.

You should know this already. They are, as are nurses to doctors. Any woman in any job with long hours and close working environment to male personel are fuckmeat. Same goes for cops, security personel etc. They always have a bunch of STDs from it.

また日本に遊びに来てください
Come again to Japan to play

日本語の勉強頑張ってください
Do your best learning Japanese

the reason why Japs are still using fax machines is it's seen as polite, basically. It's sometimes nice, but sometimes sick

>遊びに来て
This actually means come 'to hang out/spend some time' in this context.

Why in da world would you not keep something so cute and nice?

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>the reason why Japs are still using fax machines is it's seen as polite
makes sense. that always confused me.

Is it true that many japanese still own computers from before 2005?

T-to play... ?

I was watching a japanese tv show and they were on the computer and it looked like the computer and internet was from like 2002 even though the show was filmed in 2012 or something

...

I think that's not true but like flip phones are probably more visible in Japan compared to any other developed countries

based, I'm going to Japan in December :3

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So basically I was in the plane watching a movie and she came to me and told me that she recognized me from a previous flight, the one I took to go there (I was the only non jap here so it was easy)
She said she remembered that Inwas learning jaoanese, I said a bunch of stuff like 'boku no namae wa user desu', 'nihongo daisuki' and she asked me what I liked about japan and why was I going there

Then later she gave me an origami and cookies and told me to do my best and to come back when to japan, and she told me her name and that it means sunshine

I was so happy, I never got so much attention from a girl before

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I wish our flight attendants did stuff like that. We need more tourism bux.

What you need is a less individualistic culture. Throwing money at something won't fix it. What an american attitude.

there is nothing wrong with foreigners stimulating economies of big cities and then taking your culture home with them

Idk if it's the fact that she works for a qatar company that makes her so nice but i'm definetely taking the same plane next time

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That young japanese guy next to me in the plane was totally jealous btw

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>a stewardess talked to me

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Seething