/brit/

women in the UK is honestly a grim situation.

big fan

Fuck off we're full.

Bellowing

Reminder: it's peak autism to continue arguments over from an old thread

It's sad state of affairs that its either a fat lad whos done that, or just an actual british woman.

It’s a Snapchat filter that makes you look like a girl, you can tell by the “hair” la

don't recall asking

i stand by my point.

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>go on crystal.cafe
>notice several posts about girls wanting a "tiny, cute bf"
maybe there's hope for manlets after all

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Fair play, have to agree with you

love how whenever someone isgetting gtfo they say this haha

going to fuck a yorkshire girl and post about it on /brit/

depends where you go
have a walk through the dales or have fish and chips on the promenade in scarborough, you'll enjoy it
go to bradford, you will not enjoy it

Alright then lads? Who we praying for today?

nigwit

seethealone

Allah.

what can be done? how did the situation get so grim in the first place?

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Tony Hawk died this morning

my soul virgin

Can't wait for tomorrow (today really)
Friday, end of the week

Aye, I'll drink to that. A toast! A toast to Nigwit!

thanks, lad

why?

would neck myself if I worked weekends, in all honesty

>calling the person you are arguing with copealone
isn't that continuing an argument from the past thread? rip

Old age, he was 89

Yesterday he said that if one more person confused him with Iron man he was gonna top himself.

Yo Saffer who actually controls South Africa? on /his/ they are debating it and many are claiming white elites still control the country through economic power. what say thee?

>isgetting
>gtfo
I calls it as I sees it
There's only one barely literate defensive sperg in this general

Big willy piss in my bum innit

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bob hawke rip
miss you pint man
gone but not forgotten.

>There's only one barely literate defensive sperg in this general
oh how i wish this were ture

>sauf
it's sahf

Incrementally stretching the mitchell laughing pic vertically one pixel every time janny would delete a thread (very old)

closing this thread.

When a girl gains weight, how long does she have before losing weight just makes her skin flabby?

My gf was a size 8 but has steadily gone up to a size 12 over the course of a few years. Shes going to start working out and eating healthy but I'm scared it's too late and the damage is done

*sings the stonecutter "we do" song from the simpsons but with a sith ithricun accent"

feeling tired.

With no survivors!

With no survivors!

talking to myself

blog on

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Was hoping she’d get angry at that ffs

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i shaposhe...that's off the flight plan as well?

she'll be fine if she gets on it soon

breeders make me physically ill

Girls dont lose weight once they get fat

>Shes going to start working out and eating healthy
aye she will

Should have worn a hijab.

Miss when we had quarrels with the janny
Mitchell pics used to be a booming industry

>ithricun
wat

blog on Jow Forumstinder

looks like a middle-aged sean connery

I don't get it.

these were men way a trade

Was implying she has a dead stare and was hoping she’d get angry at me

brits don't drink buttermilk
they don't even know what it is

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What does ssri mean.

which books have you read of him

Cant wait to see littlefinger and stannis swoop in on monday and take the throne

is duckduckgo kaputt?

is google broken?

Anti depressants, make you a proper zombie

feeling slightly on edge lads, what’s a fool proof way to get extremely comfy that doesn’t involve drugs

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Haha lads

>at me m8s house
>he asked me why I didn't have any female friends
>said women are for fucking, not for friending
>his gf got mad at me for being a misogynist

Do you agree or disagree chaps?

Can't wait for /tv/ to return to normal.

No

Not sure

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not blogging

it's actually pleasant talking to women you're not really interested in dating
they're kind of stupid and all but still

blog on

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platform_(novel)

got a sore jaw

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fucking saffer bastard making a /brit/ thread and then not answering my question within it!

SEIZE HIM!

the /lit/ meme ones, submission and elementary particles

there is power in the factory power in the land

>reading books
cringeee
>reading /lit/ meme books
baseddd

really cringe . You strike me as alt-deano and about twenty years of age. Basically a deano who discovered Jow Forums in the last two years or so and sees himself as alternative because of it

Didn't see it lad. I'm on my mobile, stuck outside.

savage

do a poo
get a coldish shower making sure to clean your bumhole
wear clean pajamas
get into a clean bed under a big clean duvet with a hot drink
caution: if you have reasonably long hair you will emerge with weird bed hair if you go to bed with it wet

not performing well a work lads. need to up my game or i'll be shit-canned. sad and uncertain times

that's me point
not a bloody sexist but they seem a bit dull
you end up offering anything original to the convo and they just follow your lead
that is unless they want to talk about love island or chantelle from aldi being a slag or whatever the fuck

THERE HE IS - AFTER HIM GUARDS!