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civilized edition

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feels good to not be balkanimal

First for tri moreta

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russia isnt much better either

I see.
In any case I'm wondering what to do, I wanna go out for a quick beer but I'll need to get up early tomorrow so I might leave it for tomorrow.

these are images of "bulgarian men"

rate them in the order of
most bulgarian looking > least bulgarian looking

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4 and 7 are definitelly most bulgarian, idk about the rest

Hello to the Macedonian friend

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2 and 4 is turky
6 is greke
7 is roma
5 is makedonian

3,2,5,10,6,8,9,1,4,7

I thought the 6 looked Spanish.
Maybe 3 looks Bulgarian?

3 and 8 are the only actual Bulgarians that I recognize.

RATATATTATTATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATATATTATATATTATATATTATTATATATTATATATATTATATATATATTA

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7, 4, 5, 3, 8, 10, 2, 1, 6, 9

yes 3 looks very Bulgarian altho on the pretty side

what rare breed of a monkey do you need to be to choose a moniker like "Anime-bey"?

true
it's a fucking shithole and I hate other russians
would rather be balkanimal

3 is Stanislav Ianevski, 8 is Dimitar Berbatov.

>Stanislav Ianevski
>Ianevski
>ski
Macedonian confirmed

tomboys are best girls

>ski
what about this guy

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>*boys are best girls
ftfy

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so move to the balkans then

girly looking boys + boyish looking girls = true love

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thats a gypsy but pic was macedonian too

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my serbian mom told me not to date guys from the balkan

didn't knew that balkans are like usa and whoever moves there becomes balkanite as well
cool

Why?

Mitko makedoneco je najlepsi

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>my mother is a cuck and wants to cuck me too
quintessential diaspora post

Vasil LevSKI

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post feet

Levski was a nickname tho. Because he jumped very far if I remember correctly. Besides that, ski exist in all Slavic languages
It's a Slavic thing.

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afaik the seaside is filled with russians
my info might be outdated

back then macedonia was bulgaria

no, he was half jewish, hence LEV, named after the bulgarian currency and half macedonian hence SKI.

нaвcякъдe в мaгaзинитe пo кpaйбpeжиeтo пpoдaвaт cкидки

back then we used the turkish lira or smth

way to ruin a good joke, dumbass

i'm memeing lol

post yours first

she says men from the balkan don't know how to respect women

But that's a good thing you roastie.

stop larping, Borivoje

women don't want respect

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maybe from time to time, from the betas they deny pussy to
after they get pumped and dumped by chad
for a bit of validation
but then they hop on chad again once they get bored with respect (after 5 minutes)

>women don't want respect

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welcome back mr "i don't post here no more" xpozed

exactly why my boyfriend is Dutch

Interracial. Typical of a Dutch.

my hungarian mom told me to have sex

sa muškaraca iz Balkana?

my turkish father told me that inseminating my russian mother made me 100% bulgarian

With her?

This isn't an Albanian love story.

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Are you implying we have sex with Hungarian milfs?

gayyyyyyyyyyy

didn't you kill yourself

ill beat the shit out of you as a gesture of respect you whore

If you did, at least you'd have access to toothpaste.

my point exactly

>fyromian testing his proxies

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Women do not have a sense of reality just like a sense for their surrounding. That's why it's okay to slap and yell at your women, they like it.

think it's the secure certificate because i changed it to redirect to the other url

I can smell your virginity from here

Of course, he has barely graduated high school.

Not an argument.

Here is a uber lele meme joek I heard on the TV a week ago.

This dude takes his gf to the zoo, straight to the gorillas. He's like "Come on, flash the gorilla your tits." She's like "Are you crazy? In front of all these people?" "Do it!" So she does. The gorilla starts beating on the bars. "Now flash him your ass." "ARE YOU NUTS?" "Do it, it's funny, no one will notice." So she does that as well. The gorilla is now pounding on the bars, about to break them down. The boyfriend says "Now go inside the cage and tell the gorilla that your head hurts."

does this ass look gay to you?

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my boyfriend is much kinder than balkan men

This is why, instead of being with your kind bf, you are here, teasing balkan men.

yes

it's actually my boyfriend who posted that

I hear some insects buzzing in my room but I don't know where that coming from

fuck

Tell me how old I am?

it's the bugs in your head

Close the /balk/ tab.

32

bout 18
you are graduating in a few weeks

take a guess where the buzzing is coming from

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Nah, I already graduated high school. I talked to you before. You told me there is this really obnoxious highschool kid. I think I talked to him before. He writes in all caps when he chimps out, right?
I only know of a Serbian highschooler that post here from time to time.

thought crime police testing their mind reading device on unsuspecting turklers

I'm just going to spray entire room with raid

yolo

Nooooo don't kill yourself sifirbey :(

>gassing yourself
what a way to go

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i dont get it

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raep

>the perfect partition of Macedonia doesn't exi-

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>кocтyp
>гpик
a бe c*pбaтap

I am SO ashamed to live in this pathetic excuse of a """""""""""""""""""""""""country""""""""""""""""""'.

The day when this shithole collapses can't come soon enough and we unite with Bulgaria.

ocтaј гo мaл e yштe, ќe мy дoјдe пaмeт кaт тaд

тea oд кocтyp ce виcтинcки мaкeдoнци, бe
изнepвиpaaх ce

вaкa ли бe TATAP?
кypo дa ми гo јaјш

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кocтyp e бaш битep хeптeн cиктиp нa гpaницaвaвaвaвa нa тpeтaтa бyгapcкa дpжaвaвaвaвa