Why is the royal family of Spain white even though most other Spaniards look Middle Eastern?

why is almost all royalty blonde/blue eyed?

even in fantasy novels they're depicted like this.

The majority of surviving european monarchies are in the Protestant areas of europe, meaning that constitutionally they needed to have a Protestant monarch. The biggest single source of Protestant royalty to provide spouses was in what is now Germany but was then a range of small principalities, kingdoms and other states of both Catholic and Protestant origin.

Because they are eyecandy puppets
The real leaders behind are always different
See: Italy in WW2

because their king is French

Don't most people from Spain live in the South and Mediterranean coast?

the reason for so many Germans in the 18th & 19th centuries may have been due to the fact that there were so many German royals. In 1866 there were 42 German states, including Austria and Prussia. Some were no larger than a good sized university campus. But they all had royals, or at least "electors" of some description. So there were a lot of German princes and princesses available.

Not at all. Definitely not the south.
Mainly northwest, northeast, north and Madrid and everything in between

nordic royal families are swarty

This.

>even in fantasy novels
such as?
no arab fantasy novel depict them as blond and blue eyed

is that true though?
I've been watching these videos that are shot in Spain
I'm going to have to agree with OP.
youtube.com/user/FortfastWTF/videos

Rangeban mexicans now

Err, it's because you read western fantasy where the writers are of european descent too you monkey?

they are all german

The wife is Spanish, but the King himself is like 1/128th Spanish at best.

because the entirety of european nobility is german. we spammed everyone full with princes and princesses to marry.

One of the biggest regions is Andalucia with 20% of the Spaniards three, after that there's another 5 or 6 M with Andalusians roots living in Madrid and Catalonia, 1/3 of the Spaniards come from there

fucking GOOK

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If you study their heritage they are more German than anything.

>arab fantasy novel
???

>>arab fantasy novel
he is right, mohammed is not blonde

novels that depict unreal people and events and is written originally in the arabic language
not to be confused with western fantasy novel with Arabic setting

>White

Those fuckers look Spanish as fuck. I thought they were French?

>implying they don't look middle eastern
These are the monarchs of Spain and Jordan

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My brother in law is from Spain and he indeed looks brown as fuck and in his 23andme showed up as ~10% Arab.

That said, most monarchs are just inbred Germans

He clearly meant novels set in Europe

Seriously, go to a doctor
SAGE

your sister is a race mixer
hope you're happy about that

Actually he is of mixed Circassian, British and Arab background

no, it's not clear at all
no mention in his post about the setting and writing place

Sorry I guess he's my co-brother-in-law, my sister-in-law is the one who married him (so he's my husband's sister's husband).
To me, I always thought co-brother-in-law is same thing as brother-in-law.

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The Jordanian king is bleached with Brit blood, though

The king himself is German/Danish (House Glücksburg on mother's side), his wife is a Spanish commoner.

And the Spanish king is bleached with German blood, which makes things even

I saved this picture 2 years ago. Looks like this topic never gets old

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>That
>Light skin
>Light hair

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He was never Spanish to begin with

One (1) of his great-grandparents was spanish though!

>Spanish nobility

Post a dyed pleb made queen and her bio-tech childs

So because I have cumskin and blue eyes I'm royalty here? Missed the memo desu.

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They just have dark hair. They're not swarthy like you

How tall is this giga-chad?

I wonder if the schizo Portuguese poster that goes from being half-British to full Portuguese, from blond to brown haired, from blue eyes to green eyes in every thread is even white

You probably British rapebabie from the Peninsular War times

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why are they so tanned? Disgusting

6'6

They aren't? Maybe the King looks a bit sun burned, though

Who? The lad who posts the same pics all the time?

>says the 1,5m shitskin that has never left his shithole called México

top kek, mongrel

>hot daddy
>hot mommy
>hot daughters
too pure for this europe and marxist spain

your country is a socialist antifa shithole, wtf are you talking about? far worse than the most cucked place in Spain

youtube.com/watch?v=c9bh3jwGCGw
go to 1:40

we need to ban all sudacas, niggers, sandniggers and snowniggers

Blue is a giant wall desu

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Watch this
youtu.be/NeAC-MfTZzU

fuck off

LOVE ME PLS

no

What is the name of their dynasty?
Bourbon you say?
-yep, totally legit ethnic Spaniards.

I would give her the D.

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there were two bastard kings fathered by spanish bulls Fernando VII and Alfonso XII

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The queen in the left is literally spanish you subhuman slav(e)

HAHAHA WHAT IF YOU SHRUNK DOWN AND THOSE GIRLS FOUND YOU AND KEPT YOU AS A PET AND MADE YOU MANICURE AND MASSAGE THEIR FEET AND BACK HAHAHA

Finland was originally planned as a monarchy, but as we were waiting for our German king to arrive, Germany lost WW2 and we didn't want any loser king.

didn't you have any nobility at all that could claim the throne?

You mean like in Alice?

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What happened in Alice?

Their kids are actually really ugly.
They have huge noses and the one on the right's eyes are too far apart.

What are they up to?

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She shrunk down and got herself in awkward situations.

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>tfw no twink royal guard bf

Shit is this a vidya? What sorta awkward situations? Did any giant lolis accidentally (or unaccidentally) sit on her?

Do you think he'd have to massage their feet if they ordered him to?

No, I mean the book, but she gets smol in the game(s) too.
No giant lolis, unfortunately, but she almost destroys a house when getting back to normal size.

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I've read better size stories desu

call me again when you see this in greece

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Because they are euro mutts

>the you good lloking cause you are white meme

those girls are ugly tho, a little bit retarted..
like your parents are cousins kinda look

The ugliest women next to slavic ones

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Habsburg

Such as GOT (Targaryens, Lannisters)

Not sure why they do this, as plenty of Europeans have dark hair. '

Was blonde a sign of royalty in the middle ages?

I don't know what's going on here, but I guess half of those guy's have boners and they probably tell women "It just happens sometimes"
Weird how long we've been keeping that lie going

>Targaryens
Targaryen's are white haired purple eyed freaks of inbreeding
Lanister's are largely blonde because they're a family, but those are two royal lines out of dozzens in GOT, many have black to brown hair.

what ethnicity is the spanish king?

iirc only lannisters are blond in the novels
targaryans are albino, white hair and purple eyes (which i'm still mad they didn't put in the show)
starks are black haired and eyed, tully's have auburn hair, which the stark kids were supposed to have beside arya , the show fucked up the casting big time

twitter.com/VicenteLizondo/status/1112725306597613575

mostly germanic but there were two queens with spanish peasant lovers that polluted the royal bloodline

>implying those shit blondies could ever compite to based Baratheons.

blue eyes black hair are the master race desu

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