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It was me edition

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karen

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pfftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Ateeq Rafiq

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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already been over it mate

Left-wing cretin on my fb posted this today

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Darmok and Jalad

had more abortions than you had hot sex kid

grim post.

this yank thinks i'll tell him where i live lol, funny

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Temba, his arms wide

>1 in 4 women have committed infanticide
women are scum

cades

hate boomers.

not ageist just don't like em simple as that mate.

How would that experience not utterly break someone? Mental how he goes on next episode like it never happened.

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Think I'm developing a bit of a crush on the black girl in the office to be honest lads. She has such a cute laugh, and a cracking arse too.

rasheed is in

seems like a hashtag Jow Forums would get started so we can all see which women to avoid

Interesting how leftymongers complain about how we've got an ageing population and the only way to solve it is to import millions of africans and muslims who won't work yet are simultaneously they are pro-abortion/anti-natalism and think that technology will make everyone employed in 10 years

I mean critical thinking has never been leftymong's strong point but that's some impressive cognitive dissonance

Feeling a bit scared right now lads

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Is there some kind of phenomenon that people who portray themselves on Instagram, etc. as funny, having great social lives, constantly out partying, end up being really shy and quiet verging on boring in person?

'sheed

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look at her

What kind of hair does she have?

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classic meme

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isn't that just compensating?

what are you scared of?

*writes virge on a sticky note and puts it on your forehead*

HOW MANY

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the government doesn't actually import lots of africans and muslims to live in the UK anymore though. since 2012 most immigrants coming to the UK from outside have basically been students.

If you look at how many migrants actually came here to permanently stay, the numbers are a magnitude lower than those that came albeit temporarily.

lads, being totally honest, how big is your willy?
for me:
6.5 inches length (MAYBE 7 at a push, but I don't think i'd be able to get completely "bone pressed" inside a woman so i don't think that counts)
5.1 inches girth

>her

he looks like he wipes his arse with his bare hand

doesn't matter how big most the vfs in here are

THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS

Nothing in particular, just don’t really feel like myself right now; like I’m watching everything right now through something else
Really hard to explain

people keep on saying this but then they stridently ignore how many children they've had which bumps up the numbers considerably

Tony Blair, when the walls fell

A poo is brewing x

eating a vindaloo fuckin spicy like

you nasty little virgin

those children are 100% british though?

slightly over 7, basically never get to use it though haha such is life my friend

>oh yes boss we be students, work very hard yes boss, just give visa trust me, we go University of Warwick, study sport science

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can't imagine any sexhaver taking issue with abortions. sexhavers know that sex isn't had for the sole purpose of procreation and thus the unintended consequences of sex should be averted even if after a delay.

seems like a virgin thing to get upset about.

Sunderland are going to Wembley lads

just won minesweeper in 3 seconds and made the leaderboard lads
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Fucking hate how women (let's be honest people in general) always have to follow up on whatever the fuck's happening in yankland. "Oh did you hear they banned abortions there!" it's not banned here, fuck off.

it is a virgin freak issue
largely contrarians though

did you look

Waheeey

there's literally up to two million illegal migrants in the UK, almost of all of them will be niggers and muslims

sounds like depersonalisation or something
have a cup of tea or a wank or something
i get the same when i'm hungover sometimes, it sucks

the future of the n.h.s. is in their hands

but if those people were allowed to stay whilst things were more relaxed, they can't really do much about them having kids can they?

the only thing they can do is try to make future immigration more strict.

i don't think they can reasonably stop people from having children.

courageous men

what footy u watching?

Yeah I might do that tbqhwy, been happening a lot more recently and quite intense, could be stress but fuck knows la

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used to work here lol

*lands in the thread*

wee woo lads, don't get your feet wet hahaha

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>depersonalisation

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Was that picture taken in the UK?

The UK has taken in a very small number of syrians relative to germany or greece.

Think we should privatise the NHS for banter

minorities who say they are british are just nationality trannies

Long, straight and black

and thus because it makes no scientific "sense" it s design can be put down to simple aesthetics. I'll take that over sense any day of the week. This is what a building looks like when it makes the most "sense" but anyone will tell you they look like shit and are shit to live in

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lads, you don't seem to understand, i'm DEMANDING a response. This is a survey.

Fan of this gimmick

it says in the image you fool

Don't think those are Syrians, lad.

>Was that picture taken in the UK?
Hold on let me just ask them

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that is literlaly wrong.
no one knows how many illegal immigrants there are in the UK because if they had a precise figure they would know who is illegal.

People estimate but they will never be able to really prove it.

the gov and the lefty knew that all along. That was always the plan. we will have to deal with the fallout

what do you think syrians look like you utter spastic

Ah yes, the ol' "my willy is above average". If the average cock was 7 inches suddenly everyone here would be 7.5

Love how we threw a strop and got an opt-out. Then left the EU anyway lmao

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no but i don't know how many africans on rafts are being settled in the UK.
well presumably the photograph was taken somewhere, it looks like it was from a newspaper so you should be able to source which country it was taken in?

is that howard hughes
bet he would've been well into Jow Forums were it around in his time

*lumbers through the air to general astonishment*

waaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeey big lad coming through!

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Currently tanning about 10 feet away from some cows

Dogs are not pleased

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got our lass in the kitchen to make pre-sex pancakes

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why do lego video games exist

why would I lie on an anonymous messageboard. Answer my question, coward.

imagine paying for this

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syrians aren't black, but i don't think rafts full of africans are arriving in britain.

my point is that it is misleading to conflate things that happen in say italy or greece with the UK.

Cheap and easy to make and recycle into different skins. Built in existing market.

Insecurity, even anonymously.

That's a boy, lad.
I can tell from the hips.

don't think Hughes would have had national roundels on his plane

>Lass

for children

in awe at the size of this fridge

>you won't take millions of africans? you'll take europeans though right? heh *makes milllions of africans "european"*
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BREXIT???

I am European
I am a gamer

>Get told by mates the morning after a party that I was the highlight of the night
>tfw I can't even remember most of the night
this has happened a few times
wish I didn't get stupidly drunk every time I go out

First result I got.

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jej but how else you gonna know if Kingdom come doesn't have any niggers in medieval Bohemia?

that's a man