Why are Germans fat cunts?

My BMI is less than 19.

You're very tall then

Yes I wasn't talking about you in particular thought, Australia has a higher rate of obesity than Germany so it would be kinda retarded to say Germans are fatasses when I nearly have a 6 pack

Why is everything crumbling now? This isn't fucking fair.

Dictatorships always try to find enemies to "untie" the people. That being said of course the US and China are evil.

So let me get this straight, the head of the American government and its senior members directly and publicly criticize German foreign, military, trade and even interior policy and attack its government in the most undiplomatical fashion imaginable, not even worded in form of formal press statements or diplomatic cables but crazy twitter rants. Vital German industry sectors do not only get threatened with protectionist measures but even private companies get aggressively singled out in public. Then the US sends an ambassador that admits to being appointed because he is meant to meddle in internal political affairs, support opposition groups and subvert the German government from within and now we are supposed to pretend that the US is not a hostile nation?

Hey Russia, want some free clay in central Europe?

>N-No you can’t call the US out for fucking over places, they’ll expel our occupiers and probably won’t even support Israel

Europe have been so strong in the past because it wasn't united

roseeya has bigger problems than that which they need attending, thanks to your meddling and fuckups in the ME.

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She's not wrong but there's no way in hell anyone's uniting under the EU's banner.

Europe has never been strong in comparison to the US. Don't flatter yourself.

If you don't support Israel you deserve to die.

Europe is such a bunch of cringy faggot jesus christ

you got that the other way around, kike

>the US was strong before 20th century
wat?

Of course. It will the cause of the war. But now this shithole can't afford long war and will use nukes what the US gave them.

True.
USA was and still is the most powerful nation the world has ever known.

nukes dont exist, lol just imagine if a shithole like russia really did have weapons of mass destruction like nuculear wepaons...this world would have been scorched long ago.

Is that supposed to be intimidating?
We can take 'em.

This is the point. Need to make sure by the full devastation of r*ssia.

get those flamethrowers back out bruce

For you

All 2 billions?

Do all of you hate your country? Only seen a handful of russians who don't shit on their country.

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Having millions of soldiers isn't a threat to an island nation, our only concern is Chinese amphibious assault capability - which is both limited and directed entirely at Taiwan

Without the EU, every european country on its own would be totally fucked.
Dont get me wrong, I dislike the revenue- & legislation union, but the economic benefits are undeniable aswell as the Schengen-Treaty.

The potential would be unlimited if the EU wasnt centered around Germany. Right now its garbo and only time will tell where it goes - just the idea of an economically united Europe is great.

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You fucking gutmensch. You Merkel supporting, refugee loving nigger bastard. Is it true they cut off your cock at birth so you can be a sitzpinkler? You homosexual Green voting fuck?

Why does my government continue to sabotage any good will we had left? It's not fair, I want to be friends with the world.

This is the mind on EUphilia, Britbro.

Firsly, I'm German blood. Second one, if the patriot is able to learn some English he will magically change their mind.

We are ALLIES with the US, you dumb German childless nihilist cunt.

Shut up Anglocuck. The US has no allies, only interests.

Holy based

post a map of military, economic, cultural influence of the world in like 1995, and it would all be USA coloured.

That is what they're taught in school. In 1776 they single handedly defeated the entire British Empire and became The Greatest Country On The G-Darn Earth™ the next day.

Supporting American neocon interventionism is supporting a continuation of the refugee crisis.

You realize no one gives a fuck about Norway? You are allied with whom we say you are allied, weak weak country.

The US is the closest thing Germany has to an enemy right now

Ooooooh the Germans!

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Trump is retarded with the American first shit, like all the tariffs and business with China.

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No, because most of the rest world was populated by savages and you could conquer half of Africa with a couple guns

Libertarians are the only ones in America who wants to give up the US' hegemon status but you Europeans always shit on us as if American libertarianism is the worst ideology ever conceived.

yankees are too chicken shit even to stop Based Glorious Leader Kim Jung Un as he literally launches rockets over theier vassal (nippon-kun :3).

youtube.com/watch?v=eY9VLCAfAvY

the moment civil war 2.0 begins in USA and an immediate purging of kikes from your government and institutions, is when I'll grow an oz of respect for ... USA.

Because American Libertarians want the US to go from the current financial oligarchy with its remaining democratic semblance to straight-up corporate cyberpunk dystopia à la Snowcrash.

because Germans are fake americans

boomers are overweight everywhere

>who should we support the winners of the 2 world wars or the country thats knows for being in the wrong for 2k years straight
>we just dont know

UNITED STATES, RUSSIA, CHINA, AND INDIA VS THE REST OF THE WORLD NOW

انت لا تعلم شيئا يا جون سنو

imagine thinking you're that important

You aren't right.

But they are might

The eu can't run its own economics and caused the 2008 global financial crisis

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It was strong in the past because Pajeets were infighting and Chinks were isolationist fags and USA didn't exist

Remember when we strong-armed Trump into dropping the steel-tariffs?

>deutsche bank and commerzbank are fucking rertards
>eu bad

Merkel sucked American cock her whole life, she's not anti-US, just anti-Trump, just like the entire US government apparatus.

Americans are fake Germans (mixed with English people)

Just because you bullied defenseless primitives for centuries doesn't mean that you are strong.

They are European banks and should have been under European control. The eu did nothing about and it wasn't just German banks.

Nobody likes trump and he will definitely be gone in the next term.

You wait until we have finished the Wunderwaffe

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I didn't realize the EU nationalize its banks a la soviet union

>wider than u muahammad al-andalus reeeeeee reeeee

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Lol immigrant cucks

Nah, he is just a retard

Get your ban please.

*eats your Wunderwaffle*
Thank you!

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what is China?

Isolationist for centuries, then mostly infighting, cucked by a technologically more advanced UK and then almost destroyed by Japan. China's power as a global country is extremely recent

the states did bail their failing banks out with public money though

By states i mean member countries

That happened in basically all countries hit by the crisis, Italy too. Turns out you rarely get reelected if a bank fails and disappear with all the money people put in it because you let it fail

That's correct, I will create a new business in America selling wunderwaffles. That's how I will gain true power.

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Europe couldn't be isolationist because it was divided

>Pajeets were infighting
Europe was too constantly
>Chinks were isolationist fags
see

We actually nationalized Commerzbank, tho, during the crisis.

White Americans are Europeans.

? There’s no correlation there. Japan was isolationist too for a long time and it was united

The eu and ecb also endorsed and funded the refinancing and turned a banking crisis into a sovereign debt crisis.

Yeah, but after it was about to fail, not before

Based and pan-evropeanpilled

Of course they did, nobody wanted a bunch of big banks failing. The US did the same to save theirs
The sovereign debt crisis is a separate issue, which started later. Also it was mostly related to the debt of public institutions, it wasn’t private banks

Causation =/= correlation

Europe was stronger relatively before which meant it could afford to have small states, now it's relatively much weaker and thererfor it must unite to face inevitable enemies like China and India/ America

Merkel: Europe must unite so we can genocide ourselves quicker

You posting from 2015 or something?