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>I bookmark any thread I make that gets more than a couple (You)s and I revisit them when I get sad or lonely

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That's not true. Nobody can be this lonely and pathetic.

That's where you're wrong

I memed myself into liking reading. In the beginning I hated it and only did it becuase I thought I looked cool, now I actually enjoy it, but I hate knowing how much of a psued I was and still am in a way

I do this too. I even screenshot them.

This site ruined my life. And now my studies are going down the shitter, and with it my whole life. I wish I weren't such a compulsive fucking faggot who gives in to their smallest whim. There's no one to blame in this situation but myself and I have to live with the consequences of my immaturity.

Whenever I feel like I'm healthy in mind again, it comes crashing down because I'm too much of a faggot to stop myself from not being in love with my best friend. Meds aren't working and I can't even an hero since I removed my an hero kit.

Are you gay?

I'm American.

Yeah.

I sexpat in SEA, and I'm only 25

Out of spite I pretend to be a highly succesful Gigachad who fucks regularily to attempt to bully normie nonvirgin anons into losing their confidence.

There was a time when I showed the screensots to my dad...

My yellow fever is reaching unprecedented levels
I'd rather get with a 4/10 gook than a 9/10 white girl

What did he say?

Yeah okay I thought I had problems with my faggotism. Good luck user.

Try going to a different, less consuming site like reddit or youtube whenever you get the temptation when you have to work. Cravings are temporary.

Go on

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He said I should go back to studying

I'm the same way. Pretty sure my fiance is a 5/10, but I cant tell.

I killed 4 people and my life in LA was destroyed, I just wanna die

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LA does kinda suck, they probably had it coming

Fake it till you make it, bruh.

My redneck family hates black people, but there is literally nothing I want more in life than to marry a black girl, knock her up, and raise our offspring in rural Vermont.

I haven't felt anything genuine in years
My life is completely empty

Why Vermont?

Vermont isn’t too bad into the south. You could probably make your parents learn to like her, I’m from hickville TN and even here where the people are racist as fuck if a white guy marrys a black girl it only takes ~4 months for the parents to accept it

if you're not from Vermont than stay the fuck out you nigger loving piece of trash. My god.

Read that as Virginia oops

I'm fat and ugly and I blame it for being the cause of all my misfortunate life events, but I have shit personality too.

Also
>21 and virgin

I'm mentally slow and life is a struggle for me.

You're not alone, bro. Have always been bullied by my father for it.

fugg ive called my gf over to look at a joke i made once that everyone really loved on /mu/. it was really funny and the first post and people said stuff like "this is the hardest ive laughed in a month thank you" and some gifs of people laughing. i felt lame but really proud lel t.t everytime when i make a post that gets positive (yous) i often click back into the threads and read them over and over and smile like an idiot.

also, when i make a post with a serious opinion of mine but im not that confident about it, ill reply to it with an easy to btfo post, then ill reply to myself back and forth like two people having an argument and make sure that "I" win and sound smarter than the "other" user

What was the joke bro?

I am an Uncle Tom. Whenever I see another Negro I get unreasonable angry and passive aggressive. One of my first coherent thought of the day is usually: "I freaking hate niggers".

*unreasonably

I fucked up one too many times and my cocktail of emotions and anxiety has been fucking me up that I'm beginning to entertain the idea of just killing myself
This site has unironically kept me cool just by talking to people and I enjoy every conversation I have with every anons here

lmao i was able to find it. wont be funny cuz of our non organic current situation, but it was good at the time apparently >_<

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I'm nearly 23 and never learned to drive

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Hahaha, I haven't learned to drive either. I'm terrified of killing random pedestrians.

I fucked my sister.

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If not larp, tell story. Pretty horny rn

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20yo KV going for the first time in August. Any tips?

I have no talents, skills or real worthwhile hobbies, I doubt all that I do, after it's great, it's just me. I really really want to be someone in life, but it's not looking good.

Hopefully you just renamed the folder because fucking hell

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25 and now have to wait 3 months for the driving test because the DMV is backed up to hell

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I've fucked and/or masturbated so many cousins/second cousins (one of them was like a second niece or something) is not even funny anymore

Does your family ever find out about it?

and no, I'm not gonna go into details or greentext anything, just letting you know that I got their consent everytime (sometimes I asked them up to three or four times because I was worried their didn't want to or weren't horny enough...)

>ill reply to it with an easy to btfo post, then ill reply to myself back and forth
Holy shit the autism

Get help holy shit

no, one aunt was kind of suspicious but eventually she let it go because her daughter has been always very flirtatious since very little and we unironically got along very well, and at that time she had a lot of mental issues (she's bipolar), so I guess she attributed her ravings and distrust to her disorder

>also, when i make a post with a serious opinion of mine but im not that confident about it, ill reply to it with an easy to btfo post, then ill reply to myself back and forth like two people having an argument and make sure that "I" win and sound smarter than the "other" user


user... you okay buddy?

I often troll other Australian anons by pretending to be them in a thread and making them sound like a faggot/retard/cuck. It's a lot of fun sometimes, especially when people believe the larps I make.

based own country image ruiner

I do it because most australian anons are dickheads and also because its fun

story?