What are some surefire signs that shit just got REALLY thirdie?

-You can't drink your tap water.
-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
-People can't swim.
-stray animals
-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime

train travel looks like this

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Children actually work and live hard and dangerous lives

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This. Unless we're talking about an island, they get a pass in some situations.

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Hanging out in the village with your dead rotting grandma

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Please upboat my quality post.

this is kind of cool though

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yeah, kinda from afar

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None of these apply to Germany tho.

all of them except 9,11 and 15, wew

add
>people think is cool to talk like an illiterate
>superstitions

this is kinda cool/dystopian

I was going to guess Lagos but I found this
>Nearly 70% of Africa’s capital cities—like Lagos, Luanda and Kinshasa—are near water, with many urban dwellers living in bungalows, wooden structures and shacks on water.
Seems like Lagos isn't the only one. Huh.

rising sea levels are gonna be an absolute shitshow in the 3rd world aren't they

Lagos will one day soon have a population of 100 million

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>superstitions
That's a good one. People believing in weird shit like witch craft, djinns or the apocalypse.

shit gets real quick in a disagreement

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>-you can't drink your tap water.
-
>-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
Check
>-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
Check
>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
Check
>-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
-
>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
-
>-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
-
>-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
-
>-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
-
>-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
-
>-People can't swim.
-
>-stray animals
Check
>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
Check
>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
Check (this goes for any country tho)
>-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
-
>-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime
-

How many thirdie points do you have to get to still be aceptable?

Literally me eating the sesame seeds out of an empty package of breadsticks.

0

:(

Anyways. Why do you dislike stray dogs/cats so much? If people give a little of care and they are not starving they are nice.

Here stray dogs are always very friendly

They are pests and vectors for diseases. It's a good criteria because all first world countries have working dog catching and shelter services.

When you eat peanuts in the shell do you also eat the shell? I do it';s just so damn good

Having lived in Mexico, Canada and the US, let's see.
>-You can't drink your tap water.
Mexico, some parts of America
>-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
Mexico and many American cities
>-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
Mexico and America
>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
Mexico and America
>-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
Mexico
>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
Mexico, America
>-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
America, Mexico
>-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
Canada, America, Mexico
>-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
America
>-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
Mexico. Does Canada having families from Hong Kong and Singapore count?
>-People can't swim.
America.
>-stray animals
Mexico
>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
America.
>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
America, Mexico
>-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
None.
>-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime
America, Canada and Mexico all have it.

North America confirmed for shithole continent.

mostly right, but unusable American public school systems are confined to no more then 50 cities

THat's France? Grim

>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
Germany (11%)

Germans show up to explore your dlums

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Obviously. Just look at Southeast Africa.

How the fuck do you trust or prefer to use the fucking faucet? Your mentality is the one taken from a third world shithole.

This is a schizo/retard though.

lol no, its a british african colony

>How the fuck do you trust or prefer to use the fucking faucet?
Because we have literally done it for generations in firstie world

based
his children's children will thank him when they realize he's the one that started the evolutionary offbranch to allow their kind to survive off sand

They also fuck up the environment if left unchecked.

Were you born with sheep mentality or is it a result of the Fluoride?

if people need guns to defend themselves and their property

The jews would have a hard time making people pay property tax though.

Dude. Just how the fuck do you trust, oe prefer to use, fucking tap water.

"Because we've done it" is some shit third world tier excuse for it. Do you really love chlorine that much? Because that shit makes anything made with it taste like trash.

Nevermind, you're just a retarded american with no tastebuds, how could you tell.

You can walk up to any store and bargain about the prices

The first step into silicon based organisms. Based.

I'm a midwesterner that drinks purified great lakes water directly from the tap

Haggling is fun. Wish it was a thing in my country

>-You can't drink your tap water.
i can
>-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
depends on the town but where i live i dont even think theres a sketchiest part
>-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
no
>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
no
>-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
no
>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
no
>-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
yes
>-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
not a democracy
>-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
no
>-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
?
>-People can't swim.
ive never met anyone but theres probably people in kansas or something that cant swim
>-stray animals
no
>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
i guess but not affiliated with the government
>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
ive never heard anyone use those terms
>-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
no
>-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime
yes to the first part

Is Detroit unironically third world?
youtube.com/watch?v=P9o6loVbzvg

>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
>no
Yes. Do your homework.

Imagine the smell.

>Detroit
Pretty third world senpai
youtu.be/sgYJ3bqSkN8

In the US it is even possible to hold political office as a war criminal.

This is the relative number of private schools, not the share of students with also includes vocational schools like private art schools for example. The share of students attending a private secondary school barely scratches the 6%.

That's true in every country if you have the military behind you

>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
Found the Ossie

What's this now

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>i guess but not affiliated with the government

That's the whole point. In first world countries the government doesn't have to rely on unaffiliated third parties or charities to provide welfare to its citizens. Even worse when those organizations have an agenda like missionary work.

>?
Third world countries tend to have large diasporas of migrant workers and refugees with remittances being a significant part of their national economies.

How is life in Karl-Marx-Stadt?

How is live in Neo-feudalism? When will you get that paycheck for your overtime? May 2024?

>this flag
lmao are you serious
one of the austrian chancellors was an actual nazi
damn your germanic lot

Don't know a single Austrian chancellor by name sorry

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Waldheim#Allegations_of_Nazi_war_crimes

I was once running late for class and a policeman stopped me at the bus station to check my ID for a routine check. I told him that I was running late for class and the motherfucker YELLED at me: Give me your ID!!!!. I gave him the ID, he checked everything was in order but then I told him in front of a fuckton of people that he was abusing his power and being disrespectful towards citizens. Everyone agreed with me and I felt like such a chad afterwards

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Yes but there are bribes in America, just takes the form of charitable donations.

yeah but if you get pulled over for traffic you are better off to play it straight

>-You can't drink your tap water.
-
>-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
-+
>-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
-
>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school.
-
>-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
-
>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
+
>-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
-
>-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
-
>-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
-
>-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
+
>-People can't swim.
-
>-stray animals
+
>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
-+?
>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
-
>-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
-+
>-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime
-+ (drugs)

Pretty accurate, at least for the America part.
>People can't swim.
Didn't think of the fact that our niggers can't swim until this part.

How does people not knowing how to swim work? Do they just panic and sink?
I live in the coast so I've never heard about someone that genuinely doesn't know how to swim and therefore I've never seen a person that can't swim in the water.
What happens if they go in water? I can't fathom that they can't do anything like shake their limbs in order to stay afloat, or is it just about moving in the water?

I feel like nobody notices this but:
>most common food is soup

Niggers here drown all the time. They just don't grow up around swimming pools and going near bodies of water isn't there thing I guess. By the time they're adults, they're terrible swimmers.

> vast majority of the population uses android os and have lg, huawei, xiaomi, motorola or some other weird cellphone brand

Bruh just fucking shake your legs back and forth and stay afloat what the fuck.

Violence against politicians is common

Stop being a retarded commie. Religious organizations hand out charity everywhere. It's their job.

they are less buoyant

The biggest issue is usually panicking.

He's an idiot who just wants to make America look like a third-world country because he's butthurt about them

Excessive pollution

Most bottled water is literally tap water

>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
What do you mean by that?
I honestly belived every population refered to their governament in a pejorative manner. Is that not the case?

Brazil yes for all of the checklist tho.

>I honestly belived every population refered to their governament in a pejorative manner. Is that not the case?
Apparently Germans are too far gone to distrust their government

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We should line the Mexican-American border with landmines t.b.h.

>You can't drink your tap water.
phew
>-You can't walk through the sketchiest part of your town at 2 am.
phew
>-You personally know people that have been victim of crimes.
phew
>-Your public school system is so bad that a significant part of the population goes to private school
phew
>-You need to pay bribes to get things done.
phew
>-It's possible for convicted criminals to hold political office.
debatable
>-Some of your major politicians used to actors or other famous celebrities that got voted into office.
nationally ouch, locally no
>-You have hereditary political dynasties despite being a democratic country.
not that bad due to 2 term limit
>-You feel scared when you encounter policemen.
not at all
>-You family has an 'uncle' or 'cousin' living in [first world country]
nope
>-People can't swim.
nope
>-stray animals
nope, there are some coyotes though
>-Your country has major religious organizations that are involved in providing welfare
not in my state no
>-It is socially acceptable to refer to your government as: the party, the power, the gang(sters), the thieves, the establishment or the elite.
phew
>-Your country as 'dark areas' i. e. parts of the city where there is no street lightning
"lighting" and no
>-public schools give courses against drug use and/or telling the students to not join organized crime
in the 1980s/1990s the USA had some violent drug crime and "DARE" was taught (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse_Resistance_Education) but since then crime has dropped like a lead bucket and that's not done at all.

Feels good living in dark green Illinois.

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I was gonna say climate change is going to fuck them to death but beat me to it

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we need to cut off aid and make a longterm plan for sea levels rising, because I'm pretty sure all those coastal areas are fucked

take the funding and reinvest it toward sea walls in Miami and New York

based Colombian, we need people like you here

nigs are only 12% of our population at this point

Chlorine/fluoride doesn't have any negative health implications unless you are drinking like 50 gallons of water per day.

I dunno what propaganda you've been eating up amigo, but it's probably your local government making an excuse for why it can't keep your water supply safe. Such is cheap-ass life

Fuckity Fucks, this is quite good. 100/100, All ticks for me.

Looks just like Venice.

One congressman was shot in front of congress in Buenos Aires last week. But it was a rare ocurrence, we're not used to that kind of things.

Interesting that brainless Apple faggot drone exist in Colombia as well