/brit/

Two dreadful posts by two dreadful nations

I don't even know who tony christie is

shopping for bumper stickers on amazon lads
i found some good ones haha
might buy a few

hlbalbums.pk

shes on there

do south african women like london lads

Probably got nonced by her dad or something.

couldn't tell from either picture but seeing both it's pretty obvious
guess you're a homo

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It's raining outside. I like looking at lightposts while its raining. very therapeutic.

not many people at that baseball game

sounds like theres a lot to do in brazil

fuck off i was doing a long post and you did an early new now nobody will see my long post and now i have to hunt you down and make you suffer

Yeah.

brasil is a paradise

mate can you not post pics of little kids on here please?
it's creepy as fuck seeing as there's pedos on here

based what about white ones

thanks for the gallery link in other thread.

Why is he called Shaggy if he's still a virgin?

My city doesn't even have a park lmfao

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Yeah.

read it and felt it was quite a balanced and well researched post :)

booking flights asap which part do i go to if i want to come back alive

youtu.be/rkN2dJ_Anp4

weird
i just got a cotton wool bud thing out to scratch inside my ear and the girl on ice's stream got one out at the exact same time

Come here, lad.

My mayor is going to prison for money laundering and illegally using city funds to buy land for himself. Guy is like 80 years old too. Fucking boomer.

hope you realize every one earth is aware enough to understand that the corny hallmark card shit you drone on about reflects the opposite of your real values

sure thing bossman

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Today in history:
1939 — In a response to the Rotterdam Blitz, the RAF begins large-scale strategic bombing of Germany

>In these 15 years no British person remembered Christian mercifulness or altruism. At that time, the gentlemen did not take their Bibles with them on walks, instead, their Bible was the Treaty of Versailles!
>For 300 years British have always spoken thus when war broke out: we only fought for God or religion, we have never had a material goal. God has rewarded you with so many material goods. God has not forgotten that Britain was always the champion of all virtues. They were richly rewarded for this. Over a period of 300 years, they have subjugated about 40 million km of Earth!
>The truth is that British history is a ceaseless row of rapes, of pillage. When has Britain ever respected women and children? There are many things that would be unthinkable in any other state and in any other people! When Mr. Chamberlain walks around with carrying his Bible and preaches his goals of war, it seems to me as if the devil with a prayer book. Great Britain has waged more wars than anyone else. I praise Mr. Churchill. He speaks openly. He says it: our goal is the dissolution of Germany. Believe me, I appreciate this. We prefer it that way.
>You know, we have over 80 million Germans. For 300 years they have been cheated of their rights to life..It just does not work, to have 46 million British people block 40 million km2 of Earth..and we have no more than 600,000.
>The German people have never learned to carry on hate. We do not hate the French, but the British agitators want the French to hate us.
>I understand everyone in Britain being wildly angry at me..And I understand that this action is a sin. But still, I think the Almighty will be pleased
>For over centuries Germany and Russia lived next to one another in friendship and peace. British attempt to bring us to new opposition will fail!
Hitler, 1940

>.pk
Computer just burst into flames when I hovered my mouse above this link

wheres here

Found a little girls finger in my fucking kebab. Part and parcel

cheers mate
i like to think my posts are always honest and thoughtful at the very least

have sex, you desperately need it

Mikey never told me how he gets country girls or where he meets them

239 Beach road, Sea Point, Cape Town, 8005 (flat #14) - the nigger at the bottom will buzz you in.

how do you know it was a girls finger you nonce

I can't remember when we operated on a single level of irony

be yourself and stop coping with that cringe
give yourself time to grow up, you have no answers yet

I'm glad Hitler ruined the tiny mustache look for everyone else. Can you imagine hipsters running around in that look?

just downloaded all images on a particular web page

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big em droppin #WokeBombs tonite

Who's he talking to though?

By country girls I mean non-traveller girls. Buffers. gorjas.
kek

alri schiz everything alright mate?

even the ones of her eating shit?
do you newfies like that stuff?

at such speeeeeeds
as our velocity

knobs and bollocks

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i wanna see it with some massive sideburns

I mean you're not smart, you're not mature.
Matter of fact I'd say you're rather fuckin' dumb and childish.

yeah but at 25 living in your mums shed you've spent long enough growing

Gael vs yank. Truly a spectacular sight. God Bless are Dyson

*surreptitiously urbandictionaries "Buffers. gorjas"*

everyone (when they agree) and no one (when they tell him to fuck off)
airtight

the drinks are flowing

Brazil was paradise when it was 30% jewish. Then all the whites and niggers came to ruin it. War withe vatican.

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looks alri desu beers on you haha

need my knob busted and my bollocks battered

nonceyank got banned lads

I just want you to understand that you're not fooling anybody. And it all comes across as stomach-turningly fake. Peace. Wish you well.

All my moral values are from animes.

mikey is probably a settled traveler 2nd generation or some shite. Real knackers are basically feral beasts

mental how joy division were so perfect
for the most part it was just simple bass and drum lines
but it worked soooo well

rio was a paradise for those coked up months before the world cup

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going to get some beers on my way home tonight

Good, the weirdo.

Eject all the yankees from the thread.

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you mean Anonymous is a fake name?
you could have told me sooner

Need Mikey and Em to star in a buddy cop movie together but instead of cops they're actually part of an insurrectionist terrorist militia

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youtube.com/watch?v=vEgadJc0DEs

tuuuuuuuuuuune

Looks like the land near my gf's village

Haha, fine, but then the gram's on you, lad.

20 year old virgin freak /brit/ poster fucking DIES by SUICIDE

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I remember when Zyzz was still popular. Aussies would post pictures of Zyzz knock offs at the beach, everyone looking the same. Same tattoos, same hair, same shorts, and so on. The Internet makes people crazy.

t. me 9 years ago

What do you mean 2nd generation?

these hue faggots will not be able to cope with the pressure

you need a slap

Someone give me the quick rundown on James Charles

You are what you are, not what you pretend to be.

god I was such a sanctimonious twat when I was 25

any you man heard the slowthai album, "Nothing Great About Britain"?

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BOTTLE JOB

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Shut the FUCK up, you runtoid midget

Ass cancer

god I’m going to end up messaging her again begging her to get back with me
can’t fucking control myself

pot kettle