/brit/
I christen myself the good yank. Fuck the rest of you mutts
Disability department is gonna try to get my foot in the door at a job away from people...
ex gf messaged me :)
you aren't a yank and you aren't an anglo
truly a man without a country haha
this was a quiz btw
if you cheated you're a stupid gorilla
Funny, Judaism relates to all of these except the answer
You're a jealous mutt. I'm George Washington tier.
The toil beckons, lads.
the problem is you're ugly enough that half of these retards think its real and you aren't just trying to cause commotion
you're on holiday in the UK and you're literally posting on Jow Forums like a virgin freak
my god what's wrong with you
though im glad its not a
"if schizo does it i can do it"
thing
cause we all know i'm the fucking man
look at this little fella
meanwhile, in Moldova
ah so that's why tourists don't go there
You're a fucking dumbass
Sex - you should have it
don't take no jive from no motorway pigs
almost in the zone lads fucking headache today
goddamn
i can never not laugh at this
If I’m doing medical records in a back room somewhere or something people can’t laugh at me
Hello
Hello I am Finnish
Thing about this abortion bill is that 'bama is a 30 % pavement ape state
Reckon in a homogeneous healthy society legal abortion on request shouldn't be the status quo
Hilarious to see the fallout from it though
reckon they shouldn't discourage dindu coons from aborting their kids
thoroughly enjoyed the second viewing of detective pikachu
The new from Tyler is really good
The brits are about to wake up
I'm under your bed
looming.....
Nah mate...basically you ever just have one of those days no cigs, its hurtin
just snap innit
I have a visual
Don't care what you think, kid.
I can make the clock stop ticking. This is what got me here.
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Frogposters will be shot beyond this boundary
I seriously hope sadhvi pragya wins. Liberandus will seethe forever
I want a certain actress from a certain "magical" film series to shag me.
Got to go to Centrelink lads. AHHHH
4 security just sedated a crazy women on the other side of the mental ward lads. They shut up pretty quickly.
Never been so close to shooting myself
Trying everything to avoid it, wanking, popping tons of benzos but it feels like it’s getting closer and closer
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Oh whinge on mouthyank you're a whiny bastard I'll give you that
bet your lifes easy as hell
Why does everyone in /brit/ want to top themselves?
Guess I'm the only one in /brit/.
might have a wank lads (or jerk off as you yanks call it)
Jack off
G'DAY MATE : )
Doing a watch, it's quite fascinating.
Bruins in the Stanley cup final lads. Gonna wear my hockey jersey to toil today
Got my tarot reading done on /x/
POTATO
With Irish
you perish
dont mind if I do!
Good luck
Brain is broken
Worst part is that in the US if you tell your doctor (if you can even afford one) you’re having suicidal thoughts they’ll toss you in the loony bin and it effectively ruins the rest of your life
The system just encourages suicide
taiwan just legalised gay marriage
need a taiwanese bf
>tee hee I'm bent btw :^
yeah and you lose some of your rights as well.
What the actual fuck, you guys are lying right?
Yawn
Do it with your AR
make a real mess
No
If you have suicidal thoughts here it’s literally better to keep it to yourself as telling a doctor and getting institutionalized will stay with you for the rest of your life
Have just reported this post to the RCMP.
Dear fucking God what a hell of system...
Money is like the wind, you only feel it when it's moving.
America needs to be destroyed
the system ultimately ostracizes people more than it helps them
Need a Latina gf
going to tell my runts off for bludging too much
I just want help for these thoughts but I can’t go to anybody
more masculine face than him
Although this is a shithole in general we have a decent psychiatrists and good mental health support
Literally the same mindset as 50 years ago, ostracizing mental illness....
Bent twat
Amerindian DNA innit
What if you went to a psychiatrist instead of a gp?
he's clearly getting pegged at night
Honestly I'd rather see climate change wipe out the human species than be forced to stop eating meat.
Yeah you could say its mad how much health care costs in the US.
Then again your aren't taxed for it and the medical shit you pay for is generally better.
Same result, into the bin if you mention you’re having suicidal ideation
You have to be careful with your words and just say you’re VERY DEPRESSED and not even mention any sort of self harm or kiss your life goodbye
I fucking own this general. Do you FUCKING hear me? I own every single last one of you virginal runts.
that's a big nose
I've lived in Chisinau.
AMA
>tfw you'll never be this handsome
Post your face, if you have the minerals that is.
how do normies have such smooth skin
reckon you look like a fella i know gets beat up a lot
You're basically not more valuable than a bacteria.
-globulous form - check
-production of polluting gas - chech
-develop till you die surrounded by your pollution - check
Are you trying to beak me off, skitzo?
Yeah bit of a piss take, but you really do.
>knickers on the outside
what is she playing at? trying to be superwoman?
Based Taiwan.
I can assure you, I don't. I run my ends.
Quite happy about this. Would be nice if this is the start of a trend that continues around the rest of East Asia. Taiwan is one of the biggest trend setters in East Asia after all.
just licked my own cum on a whim
very bitter and salty
Omg! Why isn't this in all the papers?