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LIVE

same

kek just caught my coworker jacking off. Dude acted like he was taking a nap and I startled him awake. Phone set up sideways on his desk, sly motherfucker lmao

>listening to žinių radijas
>people talking about eurovision
>some old guy calls and talks about that bearded woman and how jews run the television
Dare I say, it was based and redpilled

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interesting, what was the reaction to his talk?

OY VEY shut it down

hahaha i'm making this joke since i was 5

I dont know if you noticed, but M.K.Čiurlionis painted Perkūnas to have 6 fingers. Interesting, isnt? Why would gods have more fingers?

He is a god, he can have 6 fingers if he wants to

Imagine the smelle

Things are just gonna get worse and keep on getting worse.

This is the altitude of a quitter

What did he mean by this?

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Going to travel Vilna this summer.
Tell me some worth visting places near

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yup, just saved you thread pals
no need to thank me

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Where do I find good tendies in tallinn?

have you entertained the notion of having to make them yourself?

Meet me when i take my usual 3 times per year voyage to Estonia after a cheap vodka.

Breading is too much effort

Sounds a bit rapey lad

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I just wanna drink and shitpost irl with my mouth.

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Sounds fun then. When do you do that?

Finally took the gun chad pill today lads

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looks like something from the haapsalu beach

goddamn I could use a good butt rn

24.July Vilna.
Next weekend Saturday in Tallin

>going to Vilnius
>not going to Kalabybiškis to drink samogon with babuška
never gonna experience true Lithuania

I'll be busy finishing up my graduation thesis at that time
Party hard though user-kun

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>Vilnius
Just a forewarning: don't trust any anons from there. There is a one-legged rapist from Wilno posting here, who lures innocent young finnic bois into dark alleys. He probably chops them up and sells the organs to gypsies, since they're never heard from again.

How dare you spread such slander. We Lithuanians are a civilized people and welcoming to foreigners

I remember to have refused such offer.

You were probably either taller than him, and/or wearing red at the time. He's a craven bugger, and doesn't go after people more masculine than him, and the color red instills a primordial sense of fear in him, for some reason.
Either way, you're lucky to have escaped. Many are not so fortunate.

Mamma mia

No, I meant that I refused the organ sale, which means that I can vouch for your statement.

evening, lads

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Average Estonian poster on /balt/

>tfw no black gf

evenin

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fuck.........

i dont think my 16 cm benis would be enough for her

oh lawdy mama

no kurzemes?

Rīga

senčos daudz līvu?

šaubos lol

>it's a lat power minute
rare

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I bet it's just one of you samefagging.

tavs mazais pipļuks norāda uz pretējo

>tavs mazais pipļuks
Jesus what a cutely retarded language

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es skatos tev ir daudz pieredzes lmao

tās ir mongoļu asinis tavās vēnās

i wish

īstiem Latviešiem pipele ir vismaz 18 cm

ja jau saki, tad jau ir, esi drošvien daudzus redzējis un mērijis

Ooga booga žirgo galva

kurzemnieku pimpji>pārējās latvijas pimpji

based gay bro

Пpивeт, дpyзья!
Кaк y вac пpoхoдит пятницa?

personīga mērīšana nav vienīgais veids kā kaut ko uzzināt

AHAHAHAHA MAZĀ LĪVU PIPELE
TEV LĪDZ LATVIEŠU BUĻĻIEM TĀLU

It's not bad, went to electronics shop and bought some stuff and now working on a project
how fare thee, my mate

Just kicking back with some expensive beers.
Lindeman's Faro is THE sweetest beer I've ever tasted. Pretty weird feeling - I like it and hate it at the same time.

what you buy

>dude trust me
protams

Sibul sinu paneme varsti seina äärde niiet ära keksi midagi

Mine osta nöört ja seebi ja tapa ennast, taluneeger.
Sinu EKRE autismi siin pole üldse vaja.

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Sind pole eestisse vaja sibul. Mine koju enne kui saad kuuli kõrvataha sibul. Sinusugustele ei anta armu

>kõik, kes mulle halvasti ütlevad, on natsid!!!!1

Right, I'm gonna stop using your retarded deal language now.

Go buy that rope and soap, albino nigger. I don't want to see you alive tomorrow.

>it's perfectly fine when some brainwashed retards tells you he's gonna kill you

You should probably kill yourself as well.

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*dead language

lol sibul

>hiina multikad
Assa raks sibul on ikke hale värd kyll
Ai vittu map põle eluses nihukeseid punakarva persepaunasid veel omasilmaga kaenud oi oi mida vittu pigi ära südarit saa xDDDD

You wanna leave your name and number here so we can meet up and settle this little problem?

>orjab maximas sandikopikate eest
>sunnitud rääkima tema jaoks võimatult rasket keelt
>"tere härra! Tsekki soovite? Aitäh härra"
Mdea minu jaoks suht selge kes siin olukorras see õige ori on ja kes omas riigis peremees. Nagu tomk ütles "kes on vaene see on emamasti neeger"

Akadeemia tee 11 ees saame kokku vitupea tule kohale ja vaatame seda asja. Ootan 2 tundi, parem oleks et kohal oled

See on sinu saatus, kõrvataga kuuliauk ja kusagil kraavis koos teiste sinusugustega. Sinu elu pole midagi väärt sibul

Türa neeger ma tean et sa seal elad ma poole pärast su maja ees parem oleks et kohal oled

Die of cancer, albino nigger. Now isn't the time to settle our problems. It will be if you pissotnians provoke a civil war.

Türa ära siin kõvata midagi neeger putsi parem oleks et sa kohal oled rsk ma tean kus sa elad vitypea

>ma tean kus sa elad

Kek. Where do I live, talunigger?
You should probably go to bed soon, your shift in Rimi/Selver is starting early tomorrow.

testin kas seee isp on ka rangebäntsud

ohoh :DDDDDDD

Vittu sa tahtsid kokku saada ma juba liigun, sinu maja ees Akadeemia teel, tule teeme asjad selgeks. Ära nüüd situ pederast

>akadeemia tee
kuradi panelkanegrite kokkutulek. teavitasin netikonstaablit

Ma tean et see neeger kuskil seal kandis elab, ma hakkasin Jürilt liikuma juba, 20min pärast seal

Sorry, but at this point I'm physically disgusted by your retarded, useless, dead language. I will only read English text from now on.
FYI I don't even live in Tallinn, just provoking your brainwashed dumb ass.

jürilt mustakale 20 mintsaga? kek, su optimism saab sulle ühel päeval saatuslikuks

aga hüva, ma sain teada ,mis ma tahtsin, nüüd välja! head läbu

Hakkasin 15 min tagasi liikuma juba legit ma olen kohal, aga paistab et neeger hakkas sittuma
So in essence you are a cucked faggot like i thought, too much of a pussy to follow through his own threats. I will be there nigger, you best be too

Enjoy the fresh air and cool off, talunigger.