Lmao, are these acturally true?

How did you put up with the drooling?

do you need a snow shovel to scoop up his shit? that's the only thing that deters me from getting giant breeds. having a rottweiler was bad enough.

>poo joke

I was being serious

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scooping up shit is for soyaboyos

>tfw no chunky doge to bring me booze

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>not training a laika to bring you vodka

I'm too poor to buy a d oge

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Yes