Americans actually do THAT? LMAO
Americans actually do THAT? LMAO
you actually did it? oh no no no
AMERICANS GET MAD ABOUT TAXES BUT ARE HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY THEIR FORESKINS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!
>be american
>get shot
>bullet lives rent free inside of your head
AHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
LMAO BASED
unironically love this picture
yes they do
>only has one hand
OH NO NO NO NO THEY ACTUALLY DO LMAO
me on the right
HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOO
Me front left
what in the fuck
Do americans really? This can't be real. Oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHA
>Bragging about the streets of LA being rent free
THEY UNABASHEDLY DO IT
>Be American
>Suffer cardiac arrest
>Police puts you in jail for unlawful arrest
>be american
>microwave water
>get shot through the window
>be american
>criminal outside the house
>"let's take matters in my own hands"
>take gun from the fridge
>put gun in the microwave so it's ready for action
>forget to clap when the microwave goes "ting!"
>get shot by the microwave
God tier thread
im stealing this.
this is mine now
based meneer
How the mighty have fallen...
You think if we make this thread every day, we can decrease the amount of amerisharts on this board?
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iToddlers BTFO
>survive
>have to pay the bullet rent in medical fees
bullying didn't remove indians or tugas, so probably not
American here. Why isn't the mutt wearing red cups on his feet?
Americans don't do anything for love
But they do THAT
I'm immune to the bullying and even find some of it funny.
How do you know I suck on Vietnamese dick whenever I can?
that, dear serbia, is what you call a crack whore
>forget to tip the bullet
>bullet chops off the rest of your penis as compensation
smile fatty!
maybe zoomer Jow Forumsedditors, but most americans have a good sense of humor about these things
>remove the bullet
>police comes and arrest you because abortion is illegal
OH NO NO NO NO