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survived another week of toil edition

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first for anime and the state of israel

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Just drove home drunk without hitting anyone or anything ask me anything

Can't go back to sleep so may as well get up.

leftypol frothing at this

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well yeah that's why she got upset i guess

not a looker in the bunch

lonely for a reason mate, sort yourself out then maybe folks will want to be around you

either that or go pester a bartender at the local pub

just like my memes

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gfs making me post sex scrambled eggs lads

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are you a virgin too by chance?

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FUCKING CORRR

Think you're feeling a bit 'cidal now?
"Just wait till you're 40", the Australian Bureau of Statistics has warned

she foreign?

and then you woke up

>phonetics
hate this shit meme
i have no idea how i'm supposed to read that

nah because then they will know i wanted to chat
want them to think it happened on accident so its more fun
nah mate im a bloody legend im just shy
nah mate

corrrrrr

Then find out, cunt

this picture wasn't taken in the UK

russian

I'm not much of an 'original post' kind of man
I wait to reply to other people's posts, and then watch the comedy sparks fly.

ayrebs

shan't

phwoar look at that perfectly sculpted round America sticker on the bottom left

weird that your gf imports American kitchen equipment and ingredients. Is she autistic or something?

Think part of the increase is lack of friends, but I haven't had friends for over 10 years anyway so it won't make a difference.

12:20 CEST / 11:20 BST
Woodcuttingtoil commences

>he doesn’t know what america fridges are
haha lad

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Where pal?

hah the 44 year old min wagie coworker keeps joking about blowing his brains out at a gun range
reckon there will be big trouble in little china for him if he loses this job

i think you're right, there's cyrillic on the cooker or something

So this orgy I've been invited to is this:
>thesun.co.uk/news/6595445/oxford-uni-bash-drug-fuelled-orgy/

Apparently the guy inviting me can get me a discount so I only have to pay £80, but I'm still pretty nervous/scared about the whole thing since I won't really know anyone there
>what if no-one is into me and i just awkwardly stand in the corner the whole time like a sadsack?
>what if too many people are into me and its sketchy semi-rape gross vibes?
>are there ethical concerns about going to such a poshboy archaic thingy?
>what if i get shy and cant get hard/enjoy myself?
>what if my mum finds out lol
>what if i go too hard on the drugs but dont have any mates around to look after me?
>also i get extremely extremely horny on MDMA and kind of tend to lose control a bit? so i would REALLY want someone to look after me and restrain me in that case
all big concerns for me
but then obviously its kind of a one-time Experience thingy, so maybe i should go for it because ill never get another chance?

what do you think?
yes/no?

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on the blower with old Bill as we speak mate

Today marks yet another beginning of 6 straight days of toil. I don’t to please don’t make me nononono my one day off went by so fast.

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Women are bollocks

Wageslaving is bollocks

I hate my life

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grumpy cat's dead

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how come on twitter when a poor person does something bad it's excused because they're poor

just wait 'till you're 40

No :(

Dont get how you can be working min wage at 40, always puzzled me. Everyone did what they had to during the recession yeah but if it's a long term thing like how does that happen to your life?

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takes a special kind of psychologically broken to be one of those redditor girls that posts regularly on Jow ForumsGoneWild or the various other nude subreddits looking for validation from strangers

Its called giving up

bet it will be shit

nature vs nurture
the prevailing theory in the 21st century is that poorcunts are molded into who they are by society instead of being genetically predisposed to a life of violence and poverty (my own opinion and that of the leading experts in the field)

homo freak

actually sad about this one

BENT

Degenerate bender cunt. Just hope one happens organically after a too much too drink like a normal person

i don't click on s*n links
but i'm going to say sex orgies are usually not a good thing

you a poof or what

Goodnight sweet Princess

yeah innit

yes
have fun xxx

could see it happening to me, have no discipline to do anything after work nor on weekends so i just end up wanking my life away
been this way for the past 9 months

Was surprised at what a munted little freak it was when they showed the whole cat back when it was popular. Glad she's no longer in pain.

>black youth males rob a bank
>wypipo be like ‘raaaah send them back’

>white elderly males rob a bank (Hatton gardens heist)
>wypipo be like ‘haha quintessential Britain, love it’

Oxford bender

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why must americans be this way

Me standing in the corner of the orgy auditorium checking the facebook event page to make sure I'm at the right orgy.

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someone hear something? just felt an annoying presence enter the room

test

Don't see any problem with this.

he's been here for a while, he just drops his zoe gimmick and goes back to 190 when the (you)s drop

smile every time i see it

22 years of age, 8:30 PM on a Friday night.

Never been clubbing in my life.

Have I missed out on much?

me in the other corner already formulating the Jow Forums post describing the experience in my head

>Sudden robbery with no planning aside from run in and steal shit, also attack people if they try to do anything
>Carefully planned heist involving multiple skilled people that's planned like clockwork, won't realise they've been robbed until it's too late

Kenneth Pomeranz (2000) argues in The Great Divergence that in the eighteenth century, living standards and the degree of commercialization in China’s Lower Yangzi region were comparable to those in the richest parts of Europe and that China only started to fall behind Western Europe after the Industrial Revolution in England. Shiue and Keller (2007) provide evidence that in the late eighteenth century, the degree of market integration was higher in the Lower Yangzi region than in continental Europe and only slightly lower than that in England. Instead of asking what went wrong in China, Pomeranz attributes the success of the Industrial Revolution to two lucky breaks for England: accesses to coal and colonies.

The questions of why China was not able to maintain its technological lead and the exact time when China started to fall behind Western Europe remain unresolved. There is no doubt, however, about the great divergence in economic performance between China and Western Europe in the nineteenth century and the first half of the twentieth century. Brandt, Ma, and Rawski (2012) review the debates over possible causes. They argue that China’s economic failure during this time period was due to an imperial political-institutional system that protected vested interests of elite groups—like imperial households, members of bureaucracy, and local gentry— who in turn were resistant to adoptions of new technologies.This imperial system was significantly weakened and eventually collapsed after two Opium Wars between China and Great Britain in the 1840s and 1850s and the Sino-Japanese War of 1894–95. The series of Chinese defeats was in effect a forced opening of China’s borders, and it led to territories and treaty ports being conceded to the West and to Japan. These changes brought to China industrial technologies and factories, but continuous civil wars and World War II prevented the industrialization process from gaining much momentum in China until the 1950s.

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not really
always running the risk of getting pinched/thrown out/dealing with bouncers/getting robbed for drinks
a messy house party is the best desu

so crime is fine when it's elaborate?

recent pictures of me at the summer ball are rather Farage-esque, in a suit and tie with pints in my hands and a cigar in my mouth

you should go at least once just to say you've done it
but it really is complete shit

i find it so fucking weird that the UK and australia don't have thriving church communities
boggles my mind
meanwhile muslims are building mosques on every block
sad state of affairs

It's fine when it's stealing shiny rocks from rich twats

snowdonia

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Lol I really hope you get pickpocketed by gypsies for your car keys if that’s your attitude.

my homeland desu

imagine getting your daughter into oxford after sending her to the best schools her whole like and thinking you succeeded in life as a parent and then seeing this in the sun lmao

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Grow up, fool.

I once drank stone soup

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