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killer death robots edition

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>what age did you start smoking

>do you want to quit

All aboard

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for me, it's terrapins

Oxford thotty is a youtuber too
youtube.com/channel/UC1QbgAuzMDsWn7eCtImRB7Q/videos

why don't we have realistic sex robots yet?

>a chubby little robot can do a backflip but I can't

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love the vids of these guys bullying their robots
they’ll probably be first against the wall when the machines take over

18 (2 years now)
nah ill do it later on
have cut down about 50% since quitting my last job

because (((they))) want men enslaved

Wanted to watch a film with me dad tonight. Are there sex scenes in The Revenant? We're fine watching gruesome violence, but a little bit of fanny and the atmosphere is unbearable.

Didn't bother reading that mental health blog post.

white man in kfc with a peng mix raced gf

god I wish that was me

Uh oh

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13 (7 years ago)
quit for about 6 months then had a ciggy on a night out and have been back on 10 a day since

that is one black n-word

For me, it's tarpaulins

kidulthood

Doesn't Leo get raped by a bear in that?

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poo

poo

wish i was mates with femi

try blue velvet

Not sure, I've looked into the rating and its 'tons of violence' etc but mentions a bit of nudity and sex - concerned it might be too graphic to watch with the old fella

What the fuck are you talking about

Cheer up mate could be much worse
Just temporary shit

there is none dingbat

the sex is a native american being gang raped

based Femi

why are indian girls so easy? very much intimidated by white women

I'm literally the white version of this guy and I'm too ugly for a gf of that level, that's not fair at all

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Is it normal to dread everything and feel empty then suddenly feel euphoric and full of energy
Feels a bit weird ngl

oh fuck, i'll probs look into something else then.
the old fellas just retired and got himself a projector/screen setup and keeps wanting to bring films for him to watch

Why is this written in green?

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16
Smoke intermittently

Smoked weed since I was 15, only smoked 2 cigs ever though

n-word!

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sounds like a nonce

youtu.be/y83x7MgzWOA

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one week of toil remains

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And then what?

>"thanks to everyone who donated for my new MacBook!!!1 x"

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sure everyone loves sex and violence

absolutely peng

cut your hair you hippie fuck

Based Belle is Kaczynskipilled

I've been led to believe that is what being bipolar is
but I'm the same and from my own observations most people are
life is just utter nonsense

>crybaby
>ponyboy
wat

then I start a different toil

always spit when I smoke

never smoked

imagine being a 33 year old incel who's only pleasure in life is posting the N word on the internet

Dreamy

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wear my heart on my sleeve I do

would honestly love to decimate your jaw

no doubt some of you freaks are gonna call me a virgin but does anyone else find putting your cock in a fanny abit grim? i dont mind it with a rubber on but everytime i try raw it just feels weird putting my willer inside

Oddly specific

have sex

watching babylon 5 it's a bit cringey but I like the politics stuff

I wouldn't know

anyone here buzzed their head and found out the shape didn't work?

Maybe you're not sexually attracted to girls lad

he's among us now

in the nicest way possible you might genuinely be a homosexual, not that theres anything wrong with that

wouldn't be able to

Rorke running for Tory leadership

no it feels good and natural
you may be asexual

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*peers over shoulder to make sure he isn't listening in on us*

no I've a lovely skull shape because I'm a white

>$57k/month

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yeah I'd probably put my back out reaching down you half pint warrior

thats good lad it means your not bent

immensely fit though to be fair to her

i thought jeff was dead

catyank is volcel
he should auction his virginity for charity

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seen two browns and a black today.
feeling a bit miffed about it all now.

Hope she's forced into prostitution when her popularity wanes and is no longer receiving beta bucks

militarize space

Smells pretty, er.. 'Ripe' in here, lads. Heh

don't believe you

wtf is that top

Hope a stalker kills her haha

think rimjobs are supremely peng but my piles are so bad I'd be too shy to let a woman near my bum should the opportunity present itself

the threats in space aren't about piracy
it's about ensuring other states can't escape Earth or access space resources

Is the USA going to be the first galactic empire?

how did you know of her if it wasnt through youtube

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LMAOOOOO

are you bent or asexual? I'd genuinely get your T-levels checked too.

dont click VIRUS

d'awww

seth efrika

end racism NOW

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The girl looks Asian

at 60k a month she won’t be forced into anything