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Oriental srags edition

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don't appreciate americans in general

>2 weeks

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great post

It's slags of the Orient

awful post

Me and the lads

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No it isn’t

Be quiet

*trundles into the thread*
alri

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Till i get to fist ye mamm again

Got a voucher to go to a high-end Russian spa, but can't find any fucker who wants to go with me (the voucher only covers me, so they'd have to pay £60 to go). Is it weird to go by myself?

What do you think this is, Eastern Promises?

literally me except the pillow has the picture in the OP on it instead of anime

nice body but I hate her westernized face

Hopefully not, don't really fancy gettting into a naked sweaty fight with some big Russian bastards. Hoping there'll be some qt slav girl there to gently tug me off instead tbqhwy

No.

trying too hard to be Kiko, I agree

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woah woah woah mate you're one day early haha

prepare to die

i'm lee marvin...but i can't find parking
the only available space is a handicap spot, fuck it, i'm starving
me and all the boys are mongos anyway so we should be allowed park here
park it up, park it park it up, you're clearway, i see no guards here

waddayamean

when will kebab be removed?

thought it was thursday nvm fuck

Time for sleep. Good night from the mental ward lads. Do it all again tomorrow.

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Just go to the Soho walkup, haha.

haha u hungy

Germany is the mainland China of Europe

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AHHHHHHH

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meow because in the bag food

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did you see the freud x bacon exhibition at the tate britain a few years ago?

lads

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peng with a capital P
incredible chebs
used to work at hooters
cor

qt girl called me to ask about something and i forgot to wish her happy birthday

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>did you see the freud x bacon exhibition at the tate britain a few years ago?

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>copealone

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Slip her your sausage for her bday present lad.

Just had a large steak pasty. A real one mind. Not one of those stupid square things you get from Greggs that northerners call a pasty. No sir. Proper hand crimped steak pasty made by a chubby old lady at my local butchers in the Westcountry.
Northerners will never ever know this pleasure.
Literally third worlders.

last 3 hours spent struggling to stay awake
finally time for bed
guess what
don't feel bloody tired
nerve of my hypothalamus to mess me about like this

Why do they even post here? No one likes them. Why can't they just go to /deutsch/ or something?

Can't stand her desu. Not funny and not attractive either, so not sure what she's mean to add to the programmes she's on

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what's? I'm home early from work...
surely I have a gf who is here with me I hear you ask...welll, as it turns out she's still at work
*opens pornhub*
whoops...

is this a guy?

In all honesty DC is better than Marvel

cat dab

The movie Twilight, which is undeniably shit, nonetheless manages to evoke an incredibly comfy atmosphere. Think it must be the filming location in the Pacific Northwest desu, would love to move there

bruH

Britain is the Japan of the Atlantic

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Janny should've deleted the thread completely, what a pussy

it's only half 3 in the pm mate it's not bed time yet

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just dropped an immaculate crap down the bog
thick and long, in one piece
if your mum saw it she'd have given it a suck

bit of a crude, obscene and vulgar post, lad. I'll politely request that you delete this post

downloading a fart

sorry lad, i'll delete it now

IPPUDO
round blade noodles
fineness no. 26

A bowl full of basics – the question is what noodles would best suit the Shiromaru Classic? Noodle specialists worked night and day trying out all kinds of possibilities until they reached the answer which was “Round blade noodles fineness no. 26”. Skilled professionals controlled the hydrolysis rate and process by adjusting the temperature and humidity, and achieved the most perfect balance. Using “round blades” which produce circular noodles, these noodles which draw up just the right amount of silky pork broth, and provide a gentle, almost nostalgic comfort can be said to be the basic origin of IPUUDO tonkotsu ramen.

shall be checking the archive to see what this was

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You know what's wrong with /brit/ these days? Everyone's obsessed with sex.

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>cuck shed in South London
>£270,000

just fucking end it

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whypipo be like teehee i get shitfaced once a week such an alcoholic

wait till you see what parking spaces go for

why yes, my last week of toil does commence next week

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just build upwards bro

Drinking culture is pretty much exclusively a white people thing

Africans, Arabs, Orientals, Mestizos don't get hammered nearly as much as Euros

japs do

ah I see my flag has gone british again

this is roughly what I think when obvious virgin freaks on here comment on pictures of clearly attractive women saying they're ugly. also reckon this to be the case for homealone. if he went for some 4ft something, fat, misshapen munter, he would likely find a partner in no time. people just need to play in their league and be okay with it.
I'm straight average and so is my gf. it works perfectly. if I tried dating a 8 I would no doubt run into problems

>come home
>spencer diego copealone is here

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Might have kids actually

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absolute tune
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not gonna have kids out of fear of being mogged by my son

*installs Linux on /brit/*

beep boop can't track me lads i'm behind 7 live CDs hahaha

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Honourary Aryans

cross posted this from yank/tv/

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/tv/ isn't funny

want off this fucking ride lads

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The incels are a tragicomedy, and often their own worst enemy, but their concept of 'looksmatch' is a good general rule.
Absolutely blows my mind when some sub-average fat lad, with no educational or employment success, who spends all his time watching tv and playing games think he's above munters. It's like...lad, you ARE a male munter.

seething incel

Where can I buy skins to roll joints? Swear i've seen paki shops in town sell them

HOWLING

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d r o p p e d

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you're definitely in the top worst posters in /brit/

ain't war hell?

dunno why any man isnt pro abortion or pro choice,why would you wanna spend hundreds of thousands and 18 years of your life raising a shitty sprog just because you wanted to cum inside

any offie
ask for a pack of kingskins

Didnt this happen ages ago? Almost like they're rerunning the story to make it seem like it's common

screaming

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Deposited £1,000 in my stocks and shares ISA this morning, as I do every month. Early retirement can't come soon enough desu

crueler to let someone grow up in a broken home with unfit and uninterested parents than just prevent them from ever existing 2bh

lets be honest even braphogs know they can seduce chubby chasers for an easy shag

The mere presence of the saffer ITT pisses me off.

so I should start swiping right on thosw munters then