Oriental srags edition
/brit/
don't appreciate americans in general
>2 weeks
great post
It's slags of the Orient
awful post
Me and the lads
No it isn’t
Be quiet
*trundles into the thread*
alri
Till i get to fist ye mamm again
Got a voucher to go to a high-end Russian spa, but can't find any fucker who wants to go with me (the voucher only covers me, so they'd have to pay £60 to go). Is it weird to go by myself?
What do you think this is, Eastern Promises?
literally me except the pillow has the picture in the OP on it instead of anime
nice body but I hate her westernized face
Hopefully not, don't really fancy gettting into a naked sweaty fight with some big Russian bastards. Hoping there'll be some qt slav girl there to gently tug me off instead tbqhwy
No.
trying too hard to be Kiko, I agree
woah woah woah mate you're one day early haha
prepare to die
i'm lee marvin...but i can't find parking
the only available space is a handicap spot, fuck it, i'm starving
me and all the boys are mongos anyway so we should be allowed park here
park it up, park it park it up, you're clearway, i see no guards here
waddayamean
when will kebab be removed?
thought it was thursday nvm fuck
Time for sleep. Good night from the mental ward lads. Do it all again tomorrow.
Just go to the Soho walkup, haha.
haha u hungy
Germany is the mainland China of Europe
AHHHHHHH
meow because in the bag food
did you see the freud x bacon exhibition at the tate britain a few years ago?
lads
peng with a capital P
incredible chebs
used to work at hooters
cor
qt girl called me to ask about something and i forgot to wish her happy birthday
>did you see the freud x bacon exhibition at the tate britain a few years ago?
>copealone
Slip her your sausage for her bday present lad.
Just had a large steak pasty. A real one mind. Not one of those stupid square things you get from Greggs that northerners call a pasty. No sir. Proper hand crimped steak pasty made by a chubby old lady at my local butchers in the Westcountry.
Northerners will never ever know this pleasure.
Literally third worlders.
last 3 hours spent struggling to stay awake
finally time for bed
guess what
don't feel bloody tired
nerve of my hypothalamus to mess me about like this
Why do they even post here? No one likes them. Why can't they just go to /deutsch/ or something?
Can't stand her desu. Not funny and not attractive either, so not sure what she's mean to add to the programmes she's on
what's? I'm home early from work...
surely I have a gf who is here with me I hear you ask...welll, as it turns out she's still at work
*opens pornhub*
whoops...
is this a guy?
In all honesty DC is better than Marvel
cat dab
The movie Twilight, which is undeniably shit, nonetheless manages to evoke an incredibly comfy atmosphere. Think it must be the filming location in the Pacific Northwest desu, would love to move there
bruH
Britain is the Japan of the Atlantic
Janny should've deleted the thread completely, what a pussy
it's only half 3 in the pm mate it's not bed time yet
just dropped an immaculate crap down the bog
thick and long, in one piece
if your mum saw it she'd have given it a suck
bit of a crude, obscene and vulgar post, lad. I'll politely request that you delete this post
downloading a fart
sorry lad, i'll delete it now
IPPUDO
round blade noodles
fineness no. 26
A bowl full of basics – the question is what noodles would best suit the Shiromaru Classic? Noodle specialists worked night and day trying out all kinds of possibilities until they reached the answer which was “Round blade noodles fineness no. 26”. Skilled professionals controlled the hydrolysis rate and process by adjusting the temperature and humidity, and achieved the most perfect balance. Using “round blades” which produce circular noodles, these noodles which draw up just the right amount of silky pork broth, and provide a gentle, almost nostalgic comfort can be said to be the basic origin of IPUUDO tonkotsu ramen.
shall be checking the archive to see what this was
You know what's wrong with /brit/ these days? Everyone's obsessed with sex.
>cuck shed in South London
>£270,000
just fucking end it
whypipo be like teehee i get shitfaced once a week such an alcoholic
wait till you see what parking spaces go for
why yes, my last week of toil does commence next week
just build upwards bro
Drinking culture is pretty much exclusively a white people thing
Africans, Arabs, Orientals, Mestizos don't get hammered nearly as much as Euros
japs do
ah I see my flag has gone british again
this is roughly what I think when obvious virgin freaks on here comment on pictures of clearly attractive women saying they're ugly. also reckon this to be the case for homealone. if he went for some 4ft something, fat, misshapen munter, he would likely find a partner in no time. people just need to play in their league and be okay with it.
I'm straight average and so is my gf. it works perfectly. if I tried dating a 8 I would no doubt run into problems
>come home
>spencer diego copealone is here
Might have kids actually
not gonna have kids out of fear of being mogged by my son
*installs Linux on /brit/*
beep boop can't track me lads i'm behind 7 live CDs hahaha
Honourary Aryans
cross posted this from yank/tv/
/tv/ isn't funny
want off this fucking ride lads
The incels are a tragicomedy, and often their own worst enemy, but their concept of 'looksmatch' is a good general rule.
Absolutely blows my mind when some sub-average fat lad, with no educational or employment success, who spends all his time watching tv and playing games think he's above munters. It's like...lad, you ARE a male munter.
seething incel
Where can I buy skins to roll joints? Swear i've seen paki shops in town sell them
d r o p p e d
105697006
you're definitely in the top worst posters in /brit/
ain't war hell?
dunno why any man isnt pro abortion or pro choice,why would you wanna spend hundreds of thousands and 18 years of your life raising a shitty sprog just because you wanted to cum inside
any offie
ask for a pack of kingskins
Didnt this happen ages ago? Almost like they're rerunning the story to make it seem like it's common
screaming
Deposited £1,000 in my stocks and shares ISA this morning, as I do every month. Early retirement can't come soon enough desu
crueler to let someone grow up in a broken home with unfit and uninterested parents than just prevent them from ever existing 2bh
lets be honest even braphogs know they can seduce chubby chasers for an easy shag
The mere presence of the saffer ITT pisses me off.
so I should start swiping right on thosw munters then