ITT: Jow Forums in 1942

What a shitshow, it's fun watching tbqh

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*AHEM*

Με το χαμόγελο στα χείλη,
πάν’ οι φαντάροι μας μπροστά
kαι γίνανε οι Ιταλοί ρεζίλι,
γιατ’ η kαρδιά τους δεν βαστά.

Κορόιδο Μουσολίνι,
kανείς σας δε θα μείνει,
εσύ kαι η Ιταλία,
η πατρίδα σου η γελοία,
τρέμετε όλοι το χαkί.

Δεν έχει διόλου μπέσα
kι όταν θα μπούμε μέσα,
αkόμη kαι στη Ρώμη γαλανόλευkη
θα υψώσουμε σημαία ελληνιkή.

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I'm Wehrmacht faggot

Oh fuck, the British just arrested Gandhi ji and the INC.

>Lost all colonies in Asia

Poor white

*dies in a contraction camp*
ah, sweet release

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_Khalkhin_Gol

Simo Hayha? Amateur.

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shit's fucked

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>tfw Hans is sending me to some luxury resort camp

fuck b*lsheviks

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Germans, return me my lands immediately!

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this germans return our lands and you russians too

imagine if there actually was something like Jow Forums during an actual world war? the banter would be fucking hilarious

It'd be mostly Allies SEETHING and the Axis super smug but then the roles reverse in 1942

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Yes g*rman women will

youtube.com/watch?v=VwPlwUBwWdE

Shit's fucked lads

>be black
>somehow enlist in the army to fight for freedom and beat up the world's greatest racist
>in my separate army unit and I can't use the same restaurant as whites
Something's not right about this picture.

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>tfw severely nearsighted
>tfw rejected as unfit for service
I'll just be getting with your gals while you're getting shot at on some desolate beach somewhere.

Hey, there's this woman in Liverpool with a 1 year old baby. I think her name rhymes with "lemon" or something. Anyway, if you see them, push them off a bridge. Do it man, do it for the future of the human race!

>thw accidentally crossed myself from right to left

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>what is ours
All of your cunny is our clay

Might as well collaborate with the Japanese since I know Roxas grants general amnesty in 1948.
Didn't even taint the name Aquino the least bit.

You know it's the right time to defect when Emilio Aguinaldo does it... again.

How will they ever recover

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Benny Goodman's band swings a lot hotter anyway.

never been to africa before this all happened. thanks fritz and mario, free holiday and i get to shoot dagos and krauts. also stay strong soviet allies.

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Moi: Nous avons eu tords en 1919. Nous avons eu tord de déclarer la guerre à l'Allemagne en 1939. Au lieu de plonger l'Europe dans le feu et sang, nous aurions dû employer une politique de collaboration avec l'Allemagne afin de bâtir une Europe unie, main dans la main, après 1919. Je souhaite à l'Allemagne de remporter cette guerre.

Aussi moi: *AHEM, NIQUE L'ALLEMAGNE, WINSTON, DONNE-MOI PLUS DE MUNITIONS, MON EMPIRE COLONIAL VA PAS SE LIBÉRER TOUT SEUL*

Me:We were wrong in 1919. We were wrong to declare war on Germany in 1939. Instead of setting Europe on fire and Blood, we should have collaborate with Germany in order to unify Europe, hand to hand in the aftermath of 1919. I hope Germany will win this war.

Also me: *AHEM, FUCK GERMANY, WINSTON, GIB MORE AMMO, MY COLONIAL EMPIRE WON'T LIBERATE ITSELF*

All of ”””Russia””” is unironically rightful Finnic clay.

get the naziggers and shartalians out asap REE

>the Nazis are only in our country to help ward off the red menace, surely they will give us independence afterwards since they already wiped out all Estonian Jews! Am I right, my fellow Estonians?

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With an attitude like that, you deserved your half-a-century.

i dont like this anymore

I think both sides have valid points. Now have a look at this fine selection of rifles and grenades.

I think I heard some gunshots far away

there is one user on /balt/ who believes this unironically but he's alone in that I think (I hope).

AND THEN WE TOLD THE "FUHRER" THAT WE WOULD BLOW UP THE MINES IF HE INVADED

HAHAHAHAHA AND THAT FUCKING IDIOT BELIEVED US

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germany is still doing well... maybe we should join the party

So cringy yet so based...

youtube.com/watch?v=MPF38fYkBjc

*freezes to death on the Russian steppe*

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The government ordered a halt to civilian car production in February 1942. Cars made in the final two months (December 41 to February 42) had "blackout" trim instead of chrome, but this Buick appears to have been made before Pearl Harbor.

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>contraction camp

A blackout Buick with painted trim in place of the chrome.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Beuh6LcTlEk

pls help

That actually killed off a lot of smaller car and truck companies

Actually the postwar years did because of some radical changes in the marketplace that they couldn't adapt to, but...

youtube.com/watch?v=qbvPw_PFTbI

No because the government forcing them stop making vehicles did because they didn't have any source of income

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based and neutralitypilled

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Wrong though. The small car companies like Hudson and Nash made quite a lot of dosh from government contracts which probably helped bail them out from the Depression. It was what happened in the 50s that led to their demise.

The early days of the war were tough before we'd quite figured things out.

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>no Polish flags ITT

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Didn’t the Soviets force Mongolia to send troops out west?

Don't think so. Apparently the Soviet republics were exempted from conscription though.

...

I don’t get it

>Khrushchev recalled in his memoirs seeing the Red Army dig up and burn a large pile of German corpses. "Napoleon or someone said that the smell of burning enemy corpses smells good. Well, speaking for myself, I don't agree."

>The filmmaker Dovzhenko, who was traveling with the future Soviet leader, described a scene the two of them witnessed: "An airplane was lying in the road, still burning--it had been not quite half an hour since it crashed. Near the plane lay the pilot, legless, charred, with a white skull, armless. Bare white bones portruded from the shoulders. The copilot had been tossed out and lay some distance away. His head was shattered. The pink brain, hemispheres separated, lay in the stubble and large green flies crawled over it. I looked at the pilot's face, which had been covered with a cloth. A dark, bloody hole gaped in his forehead. That was where his brain had come out."

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We sent the Kaiser running back in '18, we'll send Uncle Adolf running too.

>we

Die.

>1942
*ahem ahem*
FUCK JEWS
FUCK COMMUNISTS
FUCK RESISTANTS
FUCK THE ALLIES

>1945
*ahem ahem*
FUCK COLLABOS
FUCK FASCISTS

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The version usually heard today was a rerecording from 1946 because the record was so popular that the master disc broke so they had to make another one.

It's a huge source of embarrassment that most French quite willingly sucked German dick (in the case of women, literally) and that the resistance were mainly communists. Since De Gaulle was a right wing resistance leader, he was able to create a patriotic myth that didn't exactly correspond with reality.

world war? lol not my problem

November 42, Germany and Italy overran Vichy France and put the whole country under direct control.

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Fucking brazilians and their breething

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Starting with Midway, it became obvious that Japan was overmatched trying to take on the US.

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Not this year, Chubs.

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Learning Japanese for the New East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Die Nihon Diekoku Banzai!!!

Gonna enjoy Italian ladies with my bros and some Ethiopians, shit will be based

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The Pack is back.

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Who cares about professional football though?

Hey, there's no college ball now since they cancelled it for the duration of the war.

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Oh no, not that guido schmoo. I hate him so much. My gal would rather be with him tham me.

You guys should fight a war down there. Would be funny.

I agree. I will find him and kick his keister...when I get back from the Navy in three years.

I'd love to see pol defending siding with Commies against Democracies and specifically Nationalist Germany.

youtube.com/watch?v=PVvIpFhBmqw

Is this an obscure Balkan meme about Catholics and Orthodoxes?

And anyway you saw a glimpse of what happens when an active Jow Forums country attacks another Jow Forums country. Russians attacked Ukraine and all Russians on int went into turbo sheeple mode defending it and spreading all the nasty war psyops. You can actually still see it.

Its 1942? I cant fucking pick a side... i may as well siesta while thinking about it also Fuck americans açores is not a temporary land of yours...

AHEM

FUCK THE DUTCH
FUCK THE KNIL
FUCK THE BRITISH

GLORY TO NIPPON

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