France

If you guys HAD to unite with one of the following countries, who would you choose?

UK
Belgium
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
Spain

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UK

To which one I would give AIDS hmm....

Italy

by elimination, switzerland

One part of me want to say Belgium but other don't want to have more flemshits

But Belgium is like Eesti for us
We should unite anyways

thanks brah

>uniting with a kingdom
>uniting with Charleroi, Molenbeek, Shaerbeek, Saint Josse or Vilvoord as we didn't have enough islamic shitholes already

certainly not Spain, we have standards

Germany. They already are our first economical partner, plus German girl are cock hungry (my friend told me, i'm a sad virgin). I love their car culture and cheap food.

>plus German girl are cock hungry (my friend told me
Is your friend a Muslim

Spain because they have the best girls

THE ATLANTIC CONFEDERATION OF FRANCE AND THE UNITED KINGOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND

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France and Germany are brothers and belong together.

UK/Germany, the rest is garbage

They almost united with us like 5 times might as well just get it over with and do it desu

Germany of course.

Are you all French diaspora or something?
>5 times
When?

>When?
Baron's War
Angevin Empire
Hundred Years War
WW2
Suez Crisis

There was some potential for it after 1066 and also after The Anarchy as well

I'm not. But the Portuguese fought 2 (or was it 3?) wars to keep Spaniards at bay, so why would we just give up?

The english language is still 25% germanic, let's finish the job!

Why did you reply then? I was only asking French
>Baron's War
>Angevin Empire
>Hundred Years War
>WW2
I know a little bit about these
>Suez Crisis
But I don't know about France and the UK merging for this one

Eat shit hans

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>But I don't know about France and the UK merging for this one
The French Prime Minister at the time proposed a full union or alternatively that France joined the Commonwealth. I'm not sure why the UK rejected both

I will answer nonetheless, you obtuse pendejo

Fugg forgot to link

traitor!

So in an alternate world France is part of the Commonwealth and Elizabeth II is also Queen of France?
Ugh

Yup, and all we had to do was accept it :(

What was the Suez crisis exactly? Why did France want that?

Basiert und WeiB

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Italy

Egypt nationalised the Suez canal which the UK and France didn't want because they were generally in charge of it so they invaded Egypt with Israel.

The French Prime Minister probably wanted the union because he thought both countries would decline significantly and because he thought it was in the interest of both countries since they pretty much had the same goals and had similar history

The Suez crisis was the last and desperate sigh of European imperialism

None. All those meme countries are rightfully French Clay.

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Honestly Anglo Franco union is GOAT. If we're rubbing shoulders so often why not just make it official and get married.

anglo franco union is the only logical ending to the france/britain saga

Belgium, this is our land

>None. All those meme countries are rightfully French Clay.

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Switzerland, without a doubt. We are rich anti-EU (Swiss are at least) mountain- and snownigger brothers. It would be based

these but unironically

>World War One

UK

Why can't you retards read? Unless you're part of an international french shitposting network

Germany.

Germany

>Switzerland
because they are super wealthy and we would steal all their money

>fellow washed-up empirelet

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