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I cannot cum with a condom, too environmentally conscious

One little filter makes it all go away, lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=gQ9pmFMc5oM

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reposting for advice:

was driving home from work just now. I was on a long single carriadgeway that's got lots of traffic and there's not much opportunity for overtaking.

i got stuck behind a tractor that was doing about 30mph, and lots of cars were getting stuck behind me.

so i tried to overtake it on a long straight bit where it overtaking was allowed. I pulled out to the oncoming lane and my 1 litre car was taking a lot longer to get up to speed than i was hoping for. as soon as i got to the same level as the tractor i saw a car coming the other way, so i hit the breaks, indicated left for the car behind and darted back to behind the tractor.

i don't think it was a particularly close call, nobody had to get out of the way and there was no beeping but i feel like if someone was filming it they would send it to the police or post it on youtube. if my car was faster i would have been able to overtake. when i went for it there was a lot of road left before any bend and i couldn't see any cars.

will i get reported to the police?

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Bicycles are gay as fuck.

Is that one lad who always replies with Bradley Walsh pictures about?

I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

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of course contraceptives don't work when they don't use them
the other thing is that the pill is an absolute joke - it's just poisoning the woman and everything around her with estrogen, doesn't work if not taken to a slavish schedule, and doesn't work as well on women heavier than the average

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being a virgin isn't a crime

for now

it should be.

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And how are they going to prove a child was conceived by rape while it's still in the womb?

petting on th' low

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youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y

The God of /brit/

For me, it's Greystones.

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there's this thing called you know
benefit of the doubt

climate change cultists are fucking insane

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>FB
Ignored

lole
you weirdo

ave
ex

The right ball looks cooler though, not a convincing counterargument

and the aul' clock on the wall is telling me we're just about finished here

won't be alive by then

I like the new starters lads

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going to kill the last koala

well the right is not going to happen
earth is homeostatic, the system will push back till we're mostly wiped out and go back to whatever equilibrium

they're modern day doomsday prophets, silly people that exaggerate everything

will be a pensioner if I’m even alive in 2066. don’t care.

pluralist.com/london-mocked-for-confiscating-spoon/
fuck's sake

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xD

convinced those knife searches are just excuses to have the police clean up neighbourhoods

doing a cackle

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The original Technoviking video was on ebaumsworld.

everyone knows "rape" would be claimed if there was no rape if that was the only parameter that mattered

youtube.com/watch?v=FcOS4q0RD-w

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Remember in 8th grade at my high school discovering the rich girl had never learned to ride a bike.

is that a british police officer? looks australian or something

If you're a ouiboo watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=Am_WjjAnzvw

a charity shop called the police to come and get this arms cache because they didn't want these weapons to fall into the wrong hands
apparently londoners can't be trusted to buy basic kitchenware

i mean wouldn't you

no lad you did the sensible thing. Hope you dropped it down into the lowest gear possible before you overtook though

>good evening

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london innit
it's more global than it is english

allowing abortion only in cases of rape and incest would cause false rape accusations to absolutely skyrocket

its a chink police officer. thats why its a chink duh!

wtc the shades?

oh silly me, it is

it also denies the reason abortion should be outlawed: the humanity of the unborn baby
is someone less human if they were conceived by rape?
absurd

i'm not a dishonest f*moid so no

>#MeToo
>#YouKnowMe
>#OscarsSoWhite
>#BlackLivesMatter
Twitter is the end result of bourgeois liberalism.
I doubt John Stuart Mill could have ever predicted his philosophy would have been bastardised so much to end up here

here's a madcap idea
joint consent for abortions

Why do they call you "frogwog"? I'm new here.

people lie all the time to get what they want/need
grow up paddy

her body her rules, pal

its not a baby

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careful with that spoon eugene

raise abdul's child then, carl

oh my days

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doing that heavenly post toil week poo

good idea and i'm in favour of it in principle but how do you get the child to consent?

i believe in justice
i acknowledge liars in order to oppose them

we're talking about the body inside her, not her body

here's the actual solution - women can get abortions if they like - men get the right to legally disown a child if the woman decides to have the child and they don't want it Then everybody has a choice

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you're not some sort of orange man are you

if you're going to kill someone because they're bad for society kill the parents, not the child
note that this isn't the logic the people responsible for abortion's existence and acceptance use - it's the farce of "bodily autonomy". The question of social good never comes into it at all.

peng ex gf

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it's an unborn baby
google "unborn baby" if you don't believe me
trying to twist and police language doesn't change the basic facts

that's racist

personally am against abortion. would never do it and would never want my partner to
but i also hate the idea of da gubamint making choices for people, regardless of perceived morality or degeneracy
the true patrician stance

his wallet his life

Wish I could filter yanks whilst browsing on my phone, can't think of a single worse group of posters.

Mad how depending on whether a pregnant woman has been trying for a baby or whether she wants an abortion, her enlarged belly is either a "baby bump" and her little blessing, or a "clump of cells" and an inanimate fetus

Women's opinions can magically change what is considered human or not

jesus, she chewing a wasp?

the page wont auto scroll even though the option in settings is checked.

suggestions?

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Decided my toil for the day is done, so now I can move onto what I really want to be doing with my time (singing comfy cowboy songs).

vocaroo.com/i/s0Vr90FBKavy

i don't think people should be forced to raise a child
he/she can be put up for adoption or left in the care of the state
i just don't think you should be allowed to crush his/her skull because you don't want to give birth to him/her

my poo my arse

Umm...what does any of that have to do with British culture?

bullying is not ok

they gotta sleep at night somehow

why do girls always want to make themselves look like interracial goobacks with kardashian lips
absolutely bizarre behavior
see:

Wonder if there is a chinese man watching me through my phone camera atm haha

beware wolves with wagging tails

a little rape isn't necessarily a bad thing

no one cares about abortion virgin

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business ideas: parental consent for abortions up to the age of majority

orange man bad

business idea: execute pregnant women who get an abortion
this way everyone is happy