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Eurovision day after discussion part 2
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Juries don't know shit, Norway should have won the end
So, how can we organise masses to demand hangings and dismissal of juries?
nth for stolen valour of 2015
"Germany, you received... I'm sorry"
"0 points"
Hahahaha, this night was so fun I almost died laughing
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>UK at 0:40
>Germany at 1:20
>Norway at 2:30
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removing juries will cause different problems, like Turkey getting guaranteed 12 points from Germany. The whole reason Turkey stopped participating is the jury voting.
I think the juries just need to be impartial. Instead of having local experts in the jury, maybe replace it with an international jury, preferably not even European, who can allocate like between 1 and 100 points to the countries, and leave the rest up to televoting.
jesus they are so campy.
best part was Czechia getting 7 points from televoting after getting 150 from the tasteless juries
how about just cutting their points to half or 1/3 what they are now?
I correctly predicted yesterday that the swede nignog would flop in the televote.
Juries are always heavily biased in favour of Sweden. The fact that most people in charge of eurovision are swedes might explain that.
there should be only one jury with one (musically knowledgable) participant from each country who's not allowed to vote for its own cunt.
like for example you can get an orchestra director from Iceland and a pop-singer from Spain and some other musical-related personality.
Then you count the votes and make up some sort of system where you allocate a fixed number of points that come from the jury's decision.
For example say there are 100 points to give, the country with the most votes gets something like 30, second 25, and so on.
the rest is up to people's vote.
>Eurovision
It is a legitimately competent song and has little flair other than solid singers. It doesn't belong in modern Eurovision though.
Swiss men look like THAT?!
NORWAY GOT ROBBED
wow 50s music.
Who is going to like this today? Grannies?
He's a good singer but I didn't like the song.
Juries votes should be worth less than the popular vote to be honest. Like cap them at 6 instead of 12.
>I don't like Eurovision
Just do like says and cut down the weight the jury votes hold. It doesn't even prevent the problem you mentioned since Greece and Cyprus are still guaranteed 12 points from each other's jury.
which proves these local juries are bullshit, they would still give each other 6 if you cut the jury points in half and that would just be smaller bullshit. Better is cutting out that ridiculous exchange of points all together.
Getting a fully ""impartial"" international jury devoid of politics is even more far-fetched. I hate they jury system but the local juries just ensures it's the same game of politics everyone are playing. Some international jury panel would just be put together by even more skewed and partial politics.
> which proves these local juries are bullshit
they have always been, and everyone knows they are always politicised.
> Better is cutting out that ridiculous exchange of points all together.
Agreed, I think semi-finals would have even more interest in all of the viewers instead of those who participate.
But lets be clear, the cultural establishment won't bend their knee and give up their "importance" unless mobs start to demand it.
pff, more than half of the songs every year shouldn't even be there if you want to dismiss this fine song by that standard.
you have no taste Kevin, Kollegah & other Azimusik will never get through.
why overcomplicate things? there were no juries between 2003 and 2008 and it worked just fine
just remove them completely
maybe normies/SJW will riot, don't think it will be sustainable to have this much of a discrepancy from jury to public vote every year
>more than half of the songs every year shouldn't even be there
Well you need fillers. And remember that the big five are automatically qualified.
>omgg dude look at this trans muslim singing YAS QWEEN SLAYYYY
based cheesecuck
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
la creatura..........
> this much of a discrepancy from jury to public vote every year
ay, it will be forced to change again. And everyone knows stripping influence from audience is never an option to be considered.
I guess jury's days are starting to be numbered.
Don’t see anything in Netherlands or Norway, Italy deserved the win the most honestly.
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where is the link for the winning performance?
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boring as hell, won because of dumb juries
some strong Calvin Harris vibes there
Norway were ROBBED
why was Norway so popular anyway?
who's ready for next year?
cute blond man
Fun catchy song with a hint of classic eurovision quirkiness with the joiking
No idea, it was shit in my oppinion.
I liked Denmark.
teen girls make up a big part of the televote demography
I hated it
Catchy song with a meme bald man
I watched the semis but couldn't watch the finals. Did I miss anything interesting?
Didn't expect the Netherlands to win, but sure, congrats.
BDSMased Iceland bringing out Palestinian flags and getting booed
Bar Rafaeli gave away the scores before even announcing them
Madona can't sing for shit and hat some weird satanic ritual on stage.
they can't keep getting away with this
The people's vote got smarter vis-à-vis Sweden
Benjamin Ingrosso was similarly burned
What an irony that the results are heavily dependent on a bunch of (((jury))) instead of a democratic vote in a EUROPEAN song contest
Really enjoyable how little of our public vote goes to Sweden.
They are the ultimate bad guy in this "competition".
>the new face of europe
>we could have had Norway winning
fucking shame. anyway, pleasantly surprised in Denmark's place and how Iceland made top 10
I do wonder how long it will take for juries to realise their pet won't stand a chance in the eyes of public by every passing year when they lose.
why didnt based black man win?
Because Europe has had enough of Sweden's bullshit
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why do incels dislike this song
>?
I also liked this one a lot.
The jury has really bad taste.
But what do you expect from mentally deranged pop tard gay niggers that sit their judging over others.
it was a fine song actually
I'm getting tired of this. We have hosted this shit twice in less than 9 years. The jury needs to stop sucking our dick. We deserved to win 2012 but 2015 Italy should have won.
Like more than half of the countries entry's have some Swedish involvement. Netherlands song was written by a Swede and a lot of the other songs as well + many had swedish backup singers and dancers. Fuck sake Estonia's singer was even Swedish.
I seriously wish the songs, backup dancers and singer is from that country they represent. It's one thing to not sing in native language but another thing when the song is not even produced by people from that country.
Maybe make sure each jury is at least 50% fans of the true meaning of Eurovision (glitz, camp, and general weirdness) rather than just stuck up music critics.
>Netherlands song was written by a Swede
wtf even the dutch? I thought they were good enough to write a good song on their own
Afþví það var besta lagið, Saminn var æði.
LMAO
czechia was better than you
christ hwo can you watch that
>Greece give 12 points to Cyprus
>Cyprus give 12 points to Greece
Every single fucking years. Why is this allowed?
friend of a friend of a friend~
>mexican intellectuals
How?
Hatari bombed it. Just after that cringe incel fat fuck from UK came the Hammer.
The whole contrast. Pure kino.
It's good Turkey is not in Eurovision anymore. They only gave high points to Muslim countries and all their diaspora voted for them which gave them 12 points from every western country.
it's a boring hippy song
anything would look better in comparison to the uk entry
Probably why San Marino made it to the final too and didn't end up dead last.
Juries were brought in because they were meant to take the politics out of EV. The irony is they only brought another layer of politics in. Now instead of people just voting for their favourite country, they also have juries giving social politics points for the most diverse and politically correct acts.
If they want jury votes to be fair, the jury needs to listen to the audio only and judge from that alone, not know who sung it or what country it comes from. All countries must submit their song to EV and judged before officially announcing the singer/song, so juries can't just look them up beforehand.
What did she unironicly mean by "we know about there crimes" was she seriously refering to Jews, to Israel, or something else?
HO-E-LOI-LA
How ridiculous were >we
I didn't, and I'm very incel
Based Denmark telling everyone to shut the fuck up about politics
Not sure. I think the song and joiking meme man is fun but didn't expect it to be top vote material.
It was so over the top.
Like pure vulgar meme diversity with that gay transgender muslim arab that birng fat acceptance too.
I think even for most people from this kind of scene it just too much and too vulgar and extreme.
bit too much
It was like Aqua - Barbie Girl 10/10
And yet got 3 times more points than either of us.
For me it's Norway 2013
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The fuck are you talking about? France's song was literally political correctness incarnate and they barely got anything. The winner this year was the most milquetoast straight white guy you could imagine playing a piano. Are you just butthurt because no one liked your fat little choir boy?
Finland should send Lordi again
indeed
IT SURE WAS WORTH HUMILIATING OURSELVES TO FINISH FUCKING 14TH
You were another level of cringe shit.
I would rather send in a UK style fat incel than this.
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The fat one should have been dressed up like Notre Dame for maximum sympathy points
I think what she was actually getting at was pedophile catholics, hence the church and monks + creepy laughing priests on the big screen while she was talking, but I'm pretty sure most people thought she was naming the jew.
>3 countries gave Iceland 12 points in the televote
>Finland
>Poland
>Hungary
Kek
>Straight
He's a bisexual twink
We gave them 10
and 12 to Sweden (not a bad song)
FUCK the jewries. Norway was chosen by the European people.