Pasta with butter and salt

>Pasta with butter and salt

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That sounds like a blood clot.

Gnocchi butter and sage

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you know that announcing a sage is a bannable offence right (rule 7)
just pointing it out

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> Fresh pasta with melted gorgonzola and parmiggiano with crème fraîche

I can't stand anything except tomatoes based

Forgot pic

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>carbonara with creme fraiche

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butter, shitloads of garlic, basil and olive oil

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>hello? yes, i'd like to order a large Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapples, please

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splendid

>White people be like

My nigga

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>A bowl of pesto topped with a single string of spaghetti

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>four tomato bruschettas with a slice of sirene, please

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>Alla putanesca
>Not All'Arrabbiata
You had one job

sage is estrogenic, they give it to menopausal or pregnant women

>pasta? can't have it dude. too many carbs...

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>FEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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For me, it's Maкapoны Пo-Флoтcки

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lacks umami. Use parmigiano instead of salt, it makes the meal more balanced and nutritious

Seriously if gigachad was looking at me like that, my butthole would quiver.

Industrial pastas with 90% grease "cream fraiche" and 10-15 pieces of 100% pig fat cubes

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it's used a lot here

For me, it's capelli d'angelo.

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>alfredo sauce

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Sage the plant I mean

>swiss damage control

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Not really though. Imagine being so insecure as to not consume things Jow Forums considers estrogenic.

I jacked it so much to this video as a teen

>angel hair
it's capellini, only anglos call it angel hair

don't get me wrong I drink sage tea too, I'm not being a poltard calling it soy
beer has estrogen too in hops, which gives people gyno and beer guts