>I sure do want to meet with singles in my area
I sure do want to meet with singles in my area
>...to rob them in order to acquire money for anime figurines.
>Horny single asians want sex now?
>*click*
>I just won a free iPhone? It's my lucky day, going to claim it ASAP
Based.
>that ugly motherfucker fucks hot bitches and I'm basically stupid? Well, I'm going to click and find out how
yeah, i'm thinking this is based
>www.google.com
>search "google"
>sex gifs
>A prince from Nigeria needs to use my bank account to transfer money and he'll give me a portion of it? I do this, not for the money, but for the satisfaction of helping another person
>Singles? No, thanks, I'd rather have dubs.
>Somebody from philippines is trying to hack into my account? I'm sure everytime is okay
kek best one so far
>My password? Yeah, I just use password123456 for everything
Horny local moms need sex? From me!? Well, I'll show them gallantry isn't dead.
>hold on, apprently we have a wirus on our computah, that could be dangerous, let's call the number.
literally me
>It sure feels good to be the 1'000.000th visitor to this website. Better buy the lotto to keep the streak going
>Gilding armor? For free?! Of course I'd like you to!
based
I've scammed soo many people doing stuff like this.
Explain