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/brit/
banter
Bet you lads didn't know the cigarette company Benson make electric guitars
what'll it be then pal?
absolutely mad how self-disciplined some of the smaller boards are when it comes to making general threads
I saw one thread go past the bump limit and the regular posters in the thread had a discussion on whether to make a new thread or not, and the consensus was that because there was some mild shitposting in the thread they'd just had (which they considered absolutely awful), it would be better to avoid making a new thread and instead to wait until the next week to make one.
then the thread just archived without anyone attempting to make a new
comparing that to /brit/ and we come across like a bunch of anarchistic drunken monkeys that can't wait to fling our own poo endlessly in the next thread
Got banned on the 'chon doing this 2 years back lad you were a nice lad but goodbye
why the fuck is rimworld at A$50 on steam
that's a 20 dollarydoo game at best
yeah, i'm thinking this is based
>OOOOH TOMMY TOMMY!
the cig company is "Benson & Hedges" and I can't find a link to the music industry
I have never made a new in my entire 3 years of posting here, speak for yourself
dunno if its okay to use this old pic with my exgf for the tinder profile
thoughts lads?
it's well worth it mate
t. has 1000 hours in it
just a bowl of cat piss for me thanks
keep looking
bensonguitars.co.uk
just realised my favourite adult actress has a youtube channel and she looks cuter than ever
youtube.com
would marry her even though she's sucked black willies
schooner of colovian brandy guv
preparing myself for the inevitable post-game of thrones depression
Hey /brit/... uh something came in the mail for you...
Fuck off normie
hand it over
so? i have friends who've sunk 3000 hours into dota 2 and that game is free
>my favourite adult actress
I think you're fucking with me and I don't appreciate it
Anyone here tried Spice?
based art poster
Deez nuts!
always makes me giggle
shake shack is penger then them all
just copped myself a gaming laptop lads
Fucking hell how tragic
Imagine they'd spent 3000 hours learning a language? Or reading the greeks?
shut up why must you always bang on about shake shack you cretin
back to reading then. i grew up poor so i have to educate myself. hopefully i wont fall asleep again
slainte
its right there black and white clear as crystal
>reading the greeks
oh will you just fuck off
yeah had a vindaloo once
holy peng
my last week in the UK lads, everyones telling me im gonna miss it but personally i cant wait to fuck off
cause it's fucking peng you kiddy fiddler
where’s the turkey jeremy
where you going?
aye it's a bit sad tbf
don't think i've ever sunk more than 100 hours into a game except maybe the mass effect trilogy
shut the door on your way out, rasheed
My main British men by industry.
Music: Mike Skinner
Football: Alan Shearer
Science: Isaac Newton
Business: Paul Graham
Oxford bender post
>A$50
ain't that like a quid
shan't and you can't make me
>have big poo
>see 3 massive worms in shite
>panic
>realise they're just bean sprouts from yesterday's chinese
phew
the future is now
>the mass effect trilogy
(You)
listen to slowthai's album lad
this is a modern day original pirate material
future cult classic
have approximately 1000 hours across souls, bloodborne and sekiro
the gf
broke 3 of my fingers in an intense shitposting session last night
Giving it a try right now
tenerife
Neck yourself for me lad
I have a destructive personality
got some buyer's remorse
pour some Guinness on it and it should be fine in 2 days
this image gave me fucking angziretie
trying my best
I'm definitely going to be crying when GoT ends tonight
end of an era
I have a pornographic memory
good lad
don't feel like doing that i'm afraid
Drinking a 'roni and reading my book in the garden lads
Sunday is the only day depression is real so dont Webb me
Cba to play/learn electric guitar today as I'm hungover and I've worked all day but I'm not going to be the next electric guitar master if I don't practice now
>this is a modern day original pirate material
no it isn't
be quiet
Eyy it's exactly that and he's even more daring rythmically than Mike. What's that accent though?
real men don't cry or discuss their feelings, it's maladaptive
while you're sobbing in the corner the enemy isn't, and he'll destroy you and impregnate your women.
listened to a bit of it there
sounds like an irritating runt
fuck off you fucking cunt
STOP getting drunk, screaming at 4AM near my neighborhood and fucking in the middle of the street, thanks.
mustn't be very good if you're stopping to post on Jow Forums
tears of joy or laughter?
omitted things i havent really tried much
i cant believe you have mcdonalds and dominos that high lol. also i cant find papa johns or dominos on the tier maker i was making but papa johns is clearly B rank and dominos is clearly D or even F rank.
Northampton
ill do what i want you lazy dago and you’ll fucking like it
the women is the enemy
stfu plebs
he's from the east midlands powerhouse of northampton
FOY
negroni? nice
loathe yanks so much
youre wasting time on Jow Forums so you’ll never be a master of anything
>dude you just dont understand its deep
yeah nah slowthai is 100% people saying its good purely because other people say its good, an honest ear understands it as the runt tier shite it is
>northampton
mentioned
It's atrocious. He could be a superstar if he had a more neutral accent ot at least a funny one like Skinner.
ah yes, love when seeing a mere image makes my feet tingle unbearably
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