I am going to America in the beginning of June to visit some relatives

I am going to America in the beginning of June to visit some relatives.
What should i expect?

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which part of the country?

make sure you bring a spanish phrase book

nice bait

Words alone cannot prepare you for the beauty and power which awaits. It is very likely you will cry.

The food is horrid. Might want to consider renting a car as well, walking anywhere is a nightmare.

>The food is horrid
????? That's one of the few things they do well

>tf
>tp

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ask your relatives what they have planned for you and where more specifically you will be staying. June in Florida is very different from June in Alaska

I live in a walkable New England city and I hate it, creepy men try to flirt with me and curse me when I ignore them. Just walked to Dominoes today and had a nigger whistle at me and some old guy saying hey sexy. I literally never see women walking despite the stores, parks, restaurant, train station, all being under a 15 min walk. Sadly im a poorfag that cant afford a car.

My state has more Michelin 3-star restaurants than your country, pal.

kek why would you come here thinking that you could walk anywhere

Its the midwest, not trying to doxx myself here

> a woman saying nigger
kek

Minnesota?

??? you're not going to doxx yourself by telling us what state you're going to lmao. Do you plan on going to any national parks?

>coming to america to walk
yikes. you can walk in manhattan if you are into walking

don't doxx him !!!!
if he says minnesota that's it we can look up his name

Nigger that's like saying I'm coming to visit western Europe.

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How is it doxx you dumb dumb? Anyway it might be very humid and hot

I live in Chicago suburbs and I can walk everywhere

>toast sandwich

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Come to mankato Minnesota I'll take you kyacking on a river

Congo can fit 20 Germanys

>creepy
just say ugly you disingenuous cunt

Prepare to lose your percentage points

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Minnesota has lots of Scandinavians and Somalis scamming welfare, you'll feel right at home

Those aren't real suburbs then. You must be talking about midrises

>swedish flag
he has 0% to give

Im 18 and all the men are middle aged fetanyl addicts or homeless. Literally no women on the streets and they go rapey when they see one. Im not remotely attractive, 300 lbs, Indian immigrant.

nope I am definitely talking about suburbs

Midrise: "A building which is neither high- nor low-rise. A lot of new midrises have been built in this area."
It would seem midrise is a type of building, and not a type of district

You sound retarded tb h

No u

You can say what state without worrying. We give away states we live in without issue. I live in New Jersey.

But you do live in an area where the houses aren't single family and detached right? Because if not then I doubt that it's walkable.
t. lives in one of these without the desert

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your relatives

It's probably because you're unattractive therefore attainable

They're trying to be culturally sensitive you fat poojeeta

Well yeah but like are americans actually that culturally different from us europeans?
I heard they’re much more hospitable as a rule of thumb so i’d imagine they’ll be pretty easy to get to know

>a fat ugly poo calling people niggers
what the fuck

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they're going to talk your ear off and ask you a lot of questions so mentally prepare yourself

Fat and dumb people

>But you do live in an area where the houses aren't single family and detached right?
I live in a suburb with both single family and apartment buildings. like most suburbs, you dumb dumb. I literally walk everywhere and/or take the train if its far.

That suburb is specifically a Westoid-style suburb apparently being used as an example of bad suburban planning that was made deliberately to impede foot traffic (as Westoids tend to do). Here's my suburb (Midwestern style):
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Quiet and autistic people

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Please watch this video dude. It will help you a lot.

Your Swedish brother was disappointed, I remember

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7.5 germanies achsually
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in my experience, no

>The food is horrid

you can criticize anything else but this is literally so untrue

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Some retards here will greet you on the street. Employees at stores are required to greet you. Waiters rely on tips so they will suck up to you with a fake smile and constantly bother you if the food is good. I ignore strangers that try to greet/talk to me and sometimes they curse me. Workplace culture is very fake, higher ups will greet you with a fake toothy smile and make small talk then fire you the next day.

Dude that's like 2% of all suburbs, there is only one train station in my city and it's downtown. I see all kinds of mixed commercial in with the houses and also lots of apartments. I've travelled around the country a lot and I can assure you that it's not like that anywhere west of the Mississippi

they will prolly think sweden is some 3rd world shithole and ask you a ton of dumb questions about if you have running water, fast food, supermarkets, education, cars etc.

He's going to the midwest, they know a lot about Scandinavia and Germany.

Not true, young people here all think Scandinavia is a paradise with amazing gibs and no crime. If hes going to Minnesota he will meet lots of wewuzzers "OMG MY GREAT GRANDPARENTS FROM SWEDEN IM NORDICK JUST LIKE U SWEDEN BEST COUNTRY IN WORLD!!!"

So much this. I went to high school in Tennessee, we had a Norwegian girl exchange student. Everyone orbited her, she befriended all the Chads and Stacys and worshipped her for being from Northern Europe and always mentioned omg i wish we had free healthcare and college here omg blondes omg fjords!!!

Even Americans know Sweden is one of the good ones

every college kid is a bernie fag that wants to move to a nordic country

>west of the Mississippi
There's your problem. Westoids built their cities and suburbs after the car was invented and they are also sociopaths.

There are 3 train stations in walking distance of me, though its all the same suburban line afaik (Metra BNSF), its useful for when I do need to get into the city or further out into the suburbs.

In fact they'll talk to you so much that you are gonna wish for them to just STFU. for me that wouldn't be a problem but I can imagine a serious and reserved Scandinavian having issue with this

Chicago and Masa are walkable but most people choose to drive anyway to avoid street harassment from niggers, homeless, and drug addicts.

*Mass

Why even post if you know literally nothing about what you're talking about?

Driving in Chicago is nightmare mode, I'd never drive in Chicago. There are homeless but they aren't bad people, just give them some pocket change or don't. Only Westoids think homeless are some kind of insane monsters.

Cringe, Chicago is in the midwest you lardass. I live in Boston, the only decent city in America with the best public transit system.

Boston is not a real city, more of a large town

Midwest is the Best. Especially Michigan, the great mitten/jewel of USA. Boston is okay but also who cares. Chicago's public transit isn't the best but it gets the job done which is all that I can ask for

I am not a lardbutt

Expect it to be a lot nicer and more pleasant than Jow Forums would have you believe.

Expect fewer fat people than you imagine. The fat people are REALLY fat but everyone else isn’t that bad.

You won’t get shot.

>are burgers culturally different

Men are generally going to be more outgoing and Chad-ish than Swedish guys. Generally Americans are more smiley and friendly than Europeans, which tends to trigger Euros. Try not to mind friendly questions about Sweden.

Americans are generally just not as pretentious as Europeans. We don’t demand quality always, in everything no matter the context. We don’t drink thick 12%abv stouts at baseball games. We drink piss beer at baseball games in summer because it is cheap and gets you drunk, for example. You can get lots of good beer in the US though contrary to what you have been lead to believe.

The moron Bong who said the food is “horrid” is blowing it out his ass.

You can get ANYTHING in America from world class cuisine to basically nacho flavored monkey shit in a frozen pie crust that trailer trash eats.

Lol, Chicago has a murder rate of 500, enjoy getting shot. Most African countries are 10. Detroit is in the Midwest and had worse living standards than Iraq. The rest of the Midwest is boring ass suburbs. Boston is rich, safe, next to the coast, and youre near forests and an hour from mountains.

I live in the suburbs of Chicago and its based, never been shot at all. Also I've lived in Michigan (suburbs and city) also based. I am too busy loving my life and I cannot ask for anything more.

>Boston is rich
Rich is codeword for sociopath, big yikes
>next to the coast
even BIGGER yikes, imagine bragging about being a coastie. Meanwhile, Chicago is by the beautiful Lake Michigan (FRESH water)

opiate addicts are not interested in sex, quit being paranoid. if they tried to rape you it would take them atleast hour to cum, so they arent even going to try

Have lived in both. Chicago is better in every way except the safety but that isn't really an issue if you live in a good neighborhood. The weather is absolute shit in both cities though

Also the Cape is better than Lake Michigan but that's not in boston

Rich is codeword for sociopath, ok so youd rather live in a gang ridden ghetto instead of upper class whites

driving in chicago is a blast, had a friend from colorado visit and driving gave them extreme anxiety and they refused to drive anywhere and made me do it, which was fine but everything about it freaked them out, i guess the roads in colorado are hueg as fuck and one ways don exist, and going around cars ahead of you that are taking a left turn at intersections is severely frowned upon there.

chicago has great pub trans, it needs to be expanded a little bit, but besides certain routes it is very efficient and convenient. plus the elevated train is super cool, like riding on rollercoaster that zooms above the city. also i live in the austin neighborhood (one of the "worst" in america) and ive never ever run into trouble or been shot at. the media paints chicago out to be a hellhole but as long as youre not in a gang nothing bad will happen to you, gangsters leave non gangsters alone entirely. our homeless are the friendliest in the nation too

>be american in chicago
>500x more likely to get shot than any african,latino, or middle eastern country

unironically yes, rich white people are boring, soulless and judgemental.

>What should i expect?

To get shot

if you join a gang sure. otherwise only if you were born under and unlucky star and catch a random stray bullet, which is kind of like the threat of being hit by lightning, living is dangerous fren.

Even the wost areas of London, Paris, and Stockholm are paradise compared to Chicago.

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yeah, if you are in a fucking gang it is. basically if you are white nothing bad will ever happen to you. i night walk in the ghetto every night for 20 years now and ive never even had an insult thrown at me. you sound like one of those people who think visiting brazil is a guaranteed death sentence

Lol the amount of cope exusing a 500+ murder rate.

You are being incredibly disingenuous. You know damn well only gang members who live in neighborhoods most people would never have to go to in the first place are in danger of this.

People aren't out there catching bodies on Navy Pier you galactic retard.

Like if you look like a tourist people will literally go up to you and steer you out of going into crappie neighborhoods

not excusing it, just letting you know 95% of those killings are gang warfare happening in only a small handful of like 4 neighborhoods out of 77. if youre too scared to live in chicago because of it you are absolutely retarded

>acting like gang members cant walk
One street in Chicago can be considered "good" and the next is "bad." Like how Ukrainian village is "good" but two blocks down is nonstop shootings.

>literally no women on the streets
>all go rapey
>300 lbs fat Indian girl
Anjali, that sounds exactly like home.

Vast majority of people stay inside the invisible lines. It's borderline magic.

>Also the Cape is better than Lake Michigan but that's not in boston
Maybe better than Chicago's little slice of the lake but overall, no.

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