You wake up in Bolivia

holy shit, how are you people still able to have internet?

Algún boli en Jow Forums?

Probably because is not run by the goverment.

BrieLarsonFan2004

Venezuela is pretty strange, is easy to have access to internet, but is fucking slow, the fastest connection is just 10 mb, the regular speed is like 2 mb

There is still people working in gold farming throw video games?

Guaido is that you?

cross the border

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Awesome

Go to the beach for a swim

we also have the cheapest gasoline in the world, 1 liter of gasoline cost 0.01 dollar, we are actually passing by a shortage of gasoline

No as much as before, we are going through a electric rationing, like 4 hours a day without electricity, so that complicates the things

well at least you share something with australians.

What's it like in Venezuela now, is it as bad as the US sees on the news? How much has it changed from 10 and 5 years ago?

Everything is worse than what you see in the media, shit, this is a hellhole, electricity rationing, eating just fucking rice and beans (if you have lucky) gasoline shortage, crime rising up more and more.

Hell, in 2013 the situation here was like Argentina today, everything went to shit since like 2013

so what do you guys do for fun over there or the majority of time waiting in line for basic shit?

My normie friends go to meetings, drink cheap alcohol all night, get gf and when there is electricity they use Facebook, Instagram etc, they go out to have fun.

And there is me, who have fun in imageboards, playing videogames etc

>playing videogames
what vidyas? also why aren't you leaving said socialist hellhole?

Just games that my potato PC can support, CS 1.6 and Half Life online, GTA SA online, Halo CE, i like strategic games like HoI4, i also own a DSI and some FPS vidyas where i only play the campaign like CoD, crysis etc

am not leaving this shit cause well, my family, no money to move not even to colombia, no passport and other problems, and well, i'm actually studying at the University

>i'm actually studying at the University
you must be lucky, they provide you with food over there right?

My family owns a good business where we repair and sell car batteries, we are not rich but we can live with that "normally" we are very lucky indeed, so my family can paid me a private education

Search for mom's car.
If not just take a bus to São Paulo.

>get gf
I will rescue a venezualan qtie if she is willing to be my gf.

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im surprise they haven't been robed if they can live or even more their business hasn't been destroy or burned down for not paying the local gang their protection fees.

find me an amerindian hoe, since I've never tasted amerindian p*ssy

I think you should invade them ASAP or even better nuke the entire place and bring democracy to their commie shithole
maga

What about the countryside?

meh too much trouble, I mean, I read their entire country is below a war torn country like syria in terms of devastation. The government is pooling all their meager resources into the capital and anything outside is mad max world. We don't even get the fun of blowing shit up if everything is already a pile of rusted rubble.

I'm worried they are running out of money since they just sold $600 million worth of gold to finance imports. Shitncould hitbthe fan soon unless Oil literally spikes and sanctions are lifted simoultanously

Good luck!

>Be me
>Chilean who woke up in Santa Cruz, Bolivia
>Get to the border
>Try to cross the chilean-bolivian border
>Lose a leg by an antipersonnel mine.