>hoity-toity
>good grief
>gee whiz
ITT: post white people phrases/words
Austin Morris
Jose Bennett
Julian Diaz
>im a law abiding citizen!
Juan Campbell
"Father"
Lincoln Clark
Dad
Jace Cooper
d-d-do you s-sell we-weed?
Lincoln Barnes
"Noooooo don't rape me"
t. Whiteoid woman amongst Arabs
Jaxon Flores
>Sir, this is a private property
Nolan Edwards
Per se
Carson Jones
>holy mackerel
Ryan Reed
thats not cool dude.....
Blake Hill
>thats not cool dude.....
Jeremiah Evans
>"Sir, can you open up the trunk?"
Alexander Perez
>jew
>white
Jayden Roberts
Kankerrr
Brayden Williams
"I LOVE refugees we should welcome the... wait what are you doing? Oh god, no no no nooooo"
*cracked neck sounds*
Chase Clark
>Refugees welcome
Mason Wood
Dou you want total war?
Xavier Nguyen
Poh-lice, arrest him!!!! He hit me (when I gave him shit)!!!!
Daniel Evans
God almighty as my witness, I will dispose of the corruption within our ranks.
Brandon Hernandez
>Guys
Justin Clark
>P-Please, put the knife away. I have a wife and children.
Hunter Adams
>How much do I owe?
Ryan Carter
Yikes, that's problematic. Who hurt you?
Ethan Jackson
"police! Help!"
Christian Smith
>May I speak to the manager, please?
Gabriel Butler
>who farted?
Asher Bailey
>say cheese!
Anthony Turner
"sweetie, I can handle the spice"
Leo Nelson
>am i being detained?
Isaiah Harris
>arriba españa
Ryder Campbell
Deal with it.
Ethan Lewis
Hi dad
Thanks for the warning officer
O look i got hired
Isaiah Reed
>nice to meet you. I'm David Rice
Owen Walker
I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir, or I will be forced to call security.
Yo
Duuuude
Chill out, dude
Do you have any sunscreen?
Landon Fisher
>stop touching me!
Chase Turner
Mmm I don’t know Karen...this ice is too spicy
Christopher Rogers
Sneed
Luis Martin
>you can't do that in front of my kids!
Blake Hall
based
Justin Robinson
>noooo don't decapitate me with a rusty knife, I have wife and kids!
Matthew Morgan
Early bird gets the worm
I'm spiritual but I don't care for organised religion
I'd like to speak to the manager
My name is Nevaeh, it's heaven spelt backwards
Is it organic, locally-sourced, free range, sans gluten, fair trade, and ethically harvested?
We're airing out the camping gear
Should we call our bowling team the 'Budweiser Bunch' or 'Coors Crew?' Kyle, when were at the dog groomers and missed last weeks meeting we agreed on the 'Guinness Gang.'
Should we install reclaimed barnwood floors or go with the bamboo?
The fenf-shui consultant will be here at 2:00pm
For Christmas last year we went carrolling and volunteered at a soup kitchen
Tell Jake not to worry, Dan had a vasectomy years ago and it was nothing
I'm calling my homeowner's association representative
It has a great rating on Yelp and mostly positive reviews
We are going yard-saling on Sunday
You should try these herbal supplements, Dr. Oz reccomends them
I bought the extended warranty
I had a bit too much to drink at the renaissance fair
Daniel Hall
>Dear Lord!
Hudson Diaz
Literally had brunch with my mother just the other day.
It was lovely.
Lucas Jackson
golly gee
Grayson Adams
>frickin' awesome!
Asher Collins
>Can't want until hunting season starts. There are innocent animals out there that need killin'
Julian Allen
This
People should only hunt guilty animals
Nathan Davis
>My name is Nevaeh, it's heaven spelt backwards
I saw a wh*te trash case of this
Evan Barnes
>he can't smell the guilt of animal
minority detected
Christopher Myers
>holy mother of God
Christopher Murphy
>Yo dude are you coming to my vasectomy party? Gonna be hella sick, I can't believe my wife's boyfriend pitched in and booked a Soylent truck!