/brit/
dont let rorke see this one
>no edition
why does he have bull semen on his suit?
seriously, why don't they just wipe it off?
Doing a poo
never interrupt your enemy when he is in the process of making a mistake
-napoleon
rorkette prepped and ready for my huge leftywang
He’s furious. Telling his security “it’s a failure” and “how did that happen”
Might say the n-word
need those tootsies in and around my face
need those soles stomping on my head
need her spitting on me and calling me worthless and pathetic
would hat this if i had one saved
consider it hat'd in spirit
Saw a counsellor today and she had to ask if I think about necking myself
She also told me that doctor patient confidentiality doesn't apply in the case of money laundering, drug trafficking, the welfare of a child, or if I'm in immediate harm to myself or others
Feel like I need to make sure when I won't kill myself
Cor
aw no what happened to Nigey
thinking about making homemade pork pies lads, what should I put in them
the real drug traffickers are in the pharmacies
He looks classy even with milk sprayed on him. British men are gods
how do i fix my life? or will I always stay that way in despair?
The Mother of All Wasps has entered the arena
>rorkette prepped and ready for my huge leftywang
Thoughts on democracy circa 2019?
Pork
Due to your lack of hat I'll provide a hatting on your behalf
all fake
i'm thinking a bit of wensleydale
Still the same
youtube.com
cheers but will have to tell you to fuck off with the .gif
look at you, you eat pork and you look like a pig!
i hate pork pies when they have loads of jelly in them, makes my feet itch
Lads how do people just leave their homes unprotected all day
Feel like I need to run home from work right now
nhello finlad
Could be nice
what are your top 3 excuses for not having a gf lads
hmm glad i didn't watch this exercise in television
*breaks and enters while you're at work*
it is a bit manifest isn't it
keep everything valuable at mummy and daddies
set up a 24/7 webcam thing so you can have a look in your house from your mobile device or work computer
also, post a link to it on here so we can help you
Grandpa died last night
"Worldview" is not based on books; it is an internal form, which at times in a person with little education is expressed much more brightly, than in some other "intellectual" or scientist.
Yes unfortunately I'm lacking in .webm on that one
1. I never
2. leave my
3. mum's' house
i always get worried that the cleaner or the dog walker has forgotten to lock the door after they've been in
sorry mate
sort your fucking life out mate
1. Don't want to spend too much money
2. Terrified of vulvers
3. I lost my sense of smell and can't tell if I smell bad or not anymore
Very sorry to hear Finlad, my condolences. Were you two close?
I would do this but I hate using my smartphone and it would only create even more paranoia at the end of the day
look weird
no job
bad personality
>i always get worried that the cleaner or the dog walker has forgotten to lock the door after they've been in
Yeah I'd say so
shit how britain has no culture
not yet
Yes I have good childhood memories
His kidneys failed
1. get flustered and red-faced around women
2. I think I might be boring to the ladies
3. I despise and am repulsed by asian women
have a mate that drives a vulver, they're not too bad
Glad you have happy memories mate
what were his thoughts on paracetamol?
lads...
>Hmmm, what should my trans name be... I got it!
>Muhlaysia
Sorry to hear that finla x
haha listen to this mental fucking weasel or whatever it is
reddit.com
ahahaha
how old was he? mine died last year at 93
Get your hand off my penis
remember when facebook memes were just "eating a sandwich with the windows open so your neighbours think you have a gf"
why couldnt normies just be happy with that
zozzled
i was trying to think of a joke here about them being sensitive under the hood but struggling desu
someone funnier than me feel free to take it on
ahah
social media is a cancer
Homicidal violence or homophobic violence?
eighty something (I'm bad at remembering people's age)
I don't know
homocidal
homosexual violence
When people aren't on their pcs for 12 hours what exactly are they doing? I need to cut internet use out but I feel like you can't live without it.
Friends help I imagine.
Drinking
I was attacked by a gang of homosexuals
Transition from the pc to the pub
reading, drawing, watching telly, walking the dog
Why does he have so much cum on his suit?
being happy
haha...
Heterophobes
1. get flustered, hot and bothered by anything with tits
2. too avoidant to pursue any relationships in fear of growing disdain for them, or them I
3. make no effort to maintain a good appearance
Bring your laptop down the pub
definitely not lol
weird sexual fetishes
probably too small
depression
This is me and 90% of gfless virgins on this site
There's the 10% like diego who are actual hobgoblins but reckon most of us are too insecure
Lay down and stare at the ceiling
he saw your mum
Majority of British, including nearly all of those posting in Jow Forums, support the milking of Nigel and the mass rapes in Rotherham, Telford, and Rochdale. Such is the extent of their self-hatred. They are all Remain supporters and Labour voters
Everyone here is too critical of themselves and thats why they are anxious
1. mental issues
2. specific tastes that are impossible to satisfy because i am a degenerate (ties in with #1)
3. have trust issues, think everyone i don't know closely is trying to screw with me (ties in with #1)
Nigel hearts milkshake.
that's a nice way of thinking
thank you toothpaste
hello literal woman