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when people on /tv/ say how people clapped and cheered in the theater during a movie

>being happy about legal localisations finally being available

>A retarded opinion
>Very distorted world view
>Cant tell banter from strait up racism
>Get tiggred when the usa is mentioned in a bad light
>Refusal to accept facts that go agaisnt their world view
>Unwarreted righteousness
>Doesnt know when to spot posting
I think i misses a few il post if i remember more

Forgot
>belives europe is 90% imigrants and shitskins

Taking pride in their ignorance, although it could also be an australian

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I think this is evidence of a non-American pretending to be one in all honesty. People hardly clap at the end of movies anymore, and people get easily pissed off by it now. Although I will tell you places where it’s common:
>landing a fucking airplane safely
>baseball games
>plays
>presentations
>campaigns
>congress
And probably a few other things I can’t remember

brain death
mental retardation
smug ignorance

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That's actually true

The last 4 are pretty normal desu
But why the first One i would be indulted if i were a pilot
>was my flying so bad that you motherfuckers had to clap when it ended?

i the we can all agree that the most striking sign of american presence is when there are posts about black dick out of nothing.
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with americans and their obsession about black penis

If you live on Jow Forums then yes

t. Alberto Barbosa

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>racism
>assuming everything is about america
>using miles, pounds, fahrenheit etc
>stupid
>completely lacking all self-awareness

>t. cigany

Not limited to Americans but definitely prevalent among American posters
Honestly, I mostly see this on a few select places
>the flight had some turbulence (this basically increases the chances of clapping by 100%)
>people arriving at a popular vacation destination
>a really “smooth” landing
I’ve had many flights home to Philadelphia where nobody clapped upon landing except for a single flight where it had turbulence which apparently made everyone go into an uproar.

I hope to god that kind of person dies off soon

This guy is a literal reality tv show star (who I think is retired). He takes up jobs which are fucking insane and pretends to be an average blue collar worker, he’s infamous for shit like that picture

I miss that meme honnestly
Still remember the time when Jow Forums was WE WUZ threads 24/7

I just assume that all posters on nonflag boards are American until they say otherwise.

They are obsessed with third world countries, they are the only humans who grew up playing Nintendo 64 instead of PS1 or PC and they can't stop talking about their culture (muh guns and such).

jumping at Trumpf post

I mean you would not clap when your bus arrives at a destination why a airplane
Normies have some Kind of Brian defect i swear

PC gaming was pretty prevalent in the US, but N64 is a pretty big giveaway.

>Jesus

Who knows honestly

>picture of horrible injury
hey guys i dont WANT TO go to doctor, what do

always makes me laugh and these ppl call us poor

>supporting trump
though nowadays it could be israel posters

Saw a thread on /co/ like that just the other day.

I heard india likes trump too, i’m not sure though

Seen a very persistent Australian shitposter make threads about supporting Trump a couple of times. At this point it’s either an American or a shitposter false flagging

Unfortunately due to medical science boomers won’t die off anytime soon.

the race war now bullshit is so retarded that some people just copy it for the lulz. not neccessarily proxies. just how turks larped as blacks.

a friend of mine had a N64.

defending circumcision

I could be talking out my ass, but wasn’t Nintendo rather popular in Germany during the N64 era? Only making this guess because of a German-exclusive magazine my old German pen pal used to talk about

probably true. we had a super nintendo and later a gamecube. everyone of us also had a gameboy colour, later gameboy advanced etc.

my little sister later switched to playstation though.

Me too, I had a N64, but I also had a PS1 and alongside my computer it was my main plataform and, besides, N64 wasn't popular at all in my country, PS1 was the dominant console.

I find that odd. What PC games were even available there at the time?

kek

overproud
baseless assumption
obsessed with something or someone

very true

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>identifies as white
100% chance it's American or Brazilian

>different time zone don't exist
>ignorance about history that isn't WW2
>thinking movies and TV shows are an accurate portrayal of foreign countries
>thinking everyone outside of US is obsessed with race and identity politics
>starts sperging out about refugees and european white genocide when someone finds stupid/weird something about USA

I remember one time on /v/ an american got so butthurt because the amerimutt meme, he started spamming 50+ posts with those Jow Forums breitbart headlines about immigrants crime in europe

Why do they do this? Do you guys think we all hate you?

>soda
>pop
>color
>mention of Dr Pepper being good
>Friday night threads when it's already Saturday arvo
>$40,000 healthcare bill for a colonoscopy

>ignorance about history that isn't WW2

>ignorance about history including WW2

here fixed that for you.

They're not throwing autistic tantrums about the US out of nowhere

only americans are sickly obsessed with calling others underage or calling mods.

>normal picture of fully clothed child not doing anything in particular
>"oh my god bro thats child porn REPORTED"

Because you speak perfect English. They think Canadians and Aussies like them and they know little or nothing about the existence of other Anglophone countries. The thought that people might be bilingual never enters their head, so any criticism of America in perfect English must be a butthurt Brit still salty about the American Revolution.

all me though

I think people start reporting if it becomes incessant. Like that one /v4/ (or was it /polska/?) general maker who kept using little girls which was starting to get borderline creepy

this

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races

I remember playing Doom, Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem, Toy Story 2, Need for Speed II, Rollcage, Wacky Races, Trespasser, I also had a CD with 400 Megadrive games.

>posts 23andme results and brags about "heritage"
>talks about black cocks and racemixing all the time for no reason
>calls everyone muhammed when america is insulted
>perpetuates shit loicense meme
>absolutely cannot see things from the perspective of a foreigner if it's slightly different to their town

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I agree that is definitely the biggest give-away. I thought the statistics on cuck-searchers was just a meme but I'm legitimately not sure anymore after browsing boards with flags for a while.

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>just shoot it/him/her it will solve the problem
>fuck off cuck libtard
>this group of people isn't white
>black cock, BBC

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>landing a fucking airplane safely
I went to fucking Texas last month and nobody clapped when the plane landed

>everything is a out trump
>every accident is mossad and muslims
As much as I hate kikes and mizzies it was both hilarious and sad warching burgers screaming "it was isis it was isis it was chinese steel" at the Bologna motorway truck explosion and Genova bridge collapse due to incompetence and greed.

Americans are fat vain creatures that think they're important when they're not. While their country is, they aren't

Sperging at any China related thread

hit them with this

שחררו את פלסטין Free Palestine תקרית_ליברטי The USS Liberty Incident of 1967 עברית Zionism קבאל של בנקאים יהודים Cabal of Jewish Bankers כיבוש המזרח התיכון Occupation of the Middle East ארסנל גרעיני ישראלי Israeli Nuclear Arsenal השדולה הפרו-ישראלית בארה"ב Pro-Israel Lobby in the USA זכויות אדם גוי Gentile Rights פשעי מלחמה של הצבא הישראלי Israeli Army War crimes שואה מזויפת Fake Holocaust חתרנות של האירופים Subversion of Europeans סוחר שמח Happy Merchant

>they refer to europe as it if were one country

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>mention of Dr Pepper being good
That can be just some weeb who watched Steins;Gate anime really.
Semi-related, why don't americans shill root beer? It's great.

To be fair, America and Britain has some sort of weird love/hate complex going on between them. I honestly think it's less you guys "hating" us, and more you guys being sick of us because we're fucking everywhere.

To that I say: Fuck you, you'll never live us down haha fuck you

all me

saying "yuropoor" even though half of the USA is africa-tier

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Most FPS and early TPS games, a lot of fun 2D platformers, like Jazz Jackrabbit. All the strategy games. RPGs that weren't from Japan. Point and click adventures.
There was a lot of stuff on PC. Better graphics in early 3D era too.

yeah we cannot get away from you. There's a british chan that rangebans americans but it's not very active so I don't use it

>defends creationism
>defends pitbulls
>defends circumcision
>defends privatised healthcare
>defends nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>defends fecal matter in food
>defends Israel
>says they actually won in Vietnam
>says Europeans are trash
>says he is actually 97% European
>says they saved Latinamerica
>says the SS Liberty incident was just a mistake

There's this thing you guys do on /brit/ where you all act like stereotypical hollywood americans for a few hours in an attempt to banter americans

You'll type shit up like "DUDE, DYLAN. TRAVIS AND I ARE GOING TO TANK 6 BUDLIGHTS AND IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME. STACY IS GOING TO BE THERE TOO!"

Here's my suggestion-- throw a little "lame" in there somewhere. "Lame" is distinctly American, and you always comment on how American it is, but you've never once used it in your posts. The first brit to reignite the mention of "lame" will be a very based individual indeed, and will probably be the progenitor of a new /brit/ gimmick.

No need to thank me, I already know I'm based as fuck.

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stop going on /brit/. It's our safe space

>half
no

something something guns

/brit/ is an american general

without flags, every american poster assumes every other poster is american as well.

>>soda
>>pop
The fuck do you call it then, cola?

this

It massively dropped in popularity since the 80s and now it’s become a regional favorite

>doesn't know timezones exist

I don't believe it, I know you can for a fact because I've done it.
At least that's how it is here, I'm not sure about leafland but I'm pretty sure that you can do it there too.

I feel like I'm gonna use this a lot

Not sure where this meme comes from, is this from the one Facebook post about 9/11 or something else? Most Americans understand time zones, we’re just far more familiar with the range between Hawaii and New York instead of from New York to Berlin (I randomly picked Berlin)

It's from what I've seen on flag boards, seeing US American posts about Europeans who post at a time that would be late in the USA, calling them jobless muslims because they asume they don't have to wake up early, not understanding that it's not late here.

>posting "as an american blah blah blah"
>refusing to adhere to facts
>cnn is for shills, but this breitbart site is totally legit
> being obsessed with whiteness and heritage
>obsessed with cuckoldry and nigger cock

>So I'm like 13 tin cans and one quarter of a pinky tall and I weight about forty eight bags of doritos
>dude that wouldn't have happened if the teachers had machine guns
>lol muh State is safer than Europe
>yes because EUROPEANS are gay muslime
>lol I usually don't like Mexicans but you're a cool guy user
>I have diabetes
>he deserved, he was resisting arrest
>I have strong opinions on fast food chains
>muh lawn
>why do Europoors...?
>saved your ass in '45
>my polish grandfather....
>libtards
>well technically we didn't lose in Vietnam

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