NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BREAD!

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>Bread is the vessel which carries the body of Jesus of Nazareth, Son of God. I consider it an honour to be included in the process.

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>NOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO CONTAIN GLUTEN

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B*sed thread

Бля o чeм дyмaть?

o киce

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>Bread is what BECOMES the flesh of Jesus of Nazareth, God turned into man. By turning into bread, i can become God himself.

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Too late.

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I love this meme.

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based

the order is wrong ffs!!!

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10/10

>NOOO BUT VARG TOLD ME THAT GOD ISN'T REAL AND JESUS WAS JUST A JEW MAGICIAN I WANT TO BE PAGAN LIKE MY ANCESTOR

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Bros...how do I become bread?

get baked

Post your're loafs

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Fox ate my loaf a few years back, he's up in the great bread bank now :(

Rest in pepperoni

She loaf

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>Oh Lord Almighty, I pray to you today. I beg you oh Lord, please turn me into a bread
>To be bread is to be free, to be happy and to believe. To be bread is everything a man should be.
>To be bread is the most powerful form of adoration to you. To be bread, Oh Lord, is the thing I wish I could do.
>Please, Oh God, answer to my prayers, at least this day. In the name of God: Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, AMEN.

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cute loaf

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i hate the people who have these flat-faced cats. its the pug situation all over again
am i alone?

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You mean cats like this? I don't know why anyone breed for something like that, it's unaesthetic.

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yes. its not pretty, but thats subjective, whats objective is that these cats suffer like pugs

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Yes being a bread mean to be eaten by someone else (bread is food).
Being bread is being ultimate cuck