Are there really German people named Helmut? Why?

Are there really German people named Helmut? Why?

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You do realize that anybody named William is basically named helmet from a German perspective, right? Only English has the whole "names are just names, they don't mean anything" shit going.

There are people called Junior in america. Why?

Helmutt von trieselberg

that dude looks like a fun bro to hang out with.
would rockout with/10

Better than being called jesus or salvador or jose maria (or maria jose). I wish we had cool names like Wolf or Hunter or Lance.

You got your Johns, your Mikes, and then you got HELMET over there. Why do krauts do this?

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>Wolf
>Hunter
>Lance
yikes.

>Cody
>Dylan
>Brady
>Brodie
>Tyler
>Brandon
>Braydon
>Brendan
>Jayden
>Josh

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>be British
>can only name a king George or James

>be American
>don't have a king or queen

As it should be, vox populi

Jurgen, Fritz and
Moritz

>Wolf
>Hunter
You wish you had absolute trash names?

>vox populi
Nero is more sane then that.
Also if anything you live in a representative democracy, where the "voice of the people" has very little influence over politics.

Hellmutt

What the fuck is that hellspawn?

A brazilian

whats wrong with Helmut? it doesnt sound like helmet at all. sounds like hell+moot.

I don't get it

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>Only English has the whole "names are just names, they don't mean anything" shit going.
what makes amerimutts so ignorant

Fire up the guillotine