How does one dates a Nordic girl ?

What do you need to do to date one?

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just be yourself

An american passport

Nordic people don't respect amerifats

Be good looking and it's easy pussy, nordic women want sex from chads

He's be cute if he didn't have literal giraffe legs

Be black.

>girl

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He only does slut faces but never dresses slutty. At most you'll see his bare feet every once in a while I don't think I've ever gotten a decent look at his ass even though its probably pretty tight.

>Drunkely take her back to your place

>fugg her

>Contact her two days later asking if she wants to hang out

Just wait she becomes 18, in few months actually

>she
lol
Also I thought he was already 18?
>Drunkely take her back to your place
How do you get to that step?

I've watched a couple of his vids and he seems to be more into med guys desu. Said he has a celeb crush on Enrique Iglesias

>How do you get to that step?
Take good care of yourself so you can be attractive, download tinder, ask to hangout/fuck

>How do you get to that step?


Go to a house-party preferably or a pub/bar

He is 1,79 cm tall according to Wikipedia

That's not true

>easy pussy


>pussy

And he is literally removing his sausage just now.
Prepare for "exiting" videos soon

Who is that?

I think I'm attractive, but autistic and have no decent photos, just psycho looking selfies I take of myself in my dorm.

Wat do?

How do you do that if you don't have friends?

Source?

>Nordic people don't respect amerifats

except the one in the OP always makes videos about wishing they were american :)

>I think I'm attractive, but autistic and have no decent photos, just psycho looking selfies I take of myself in my dorm.

Learn to take good photos and selfies, lead an interesting life and find happiness in yourself and your own ambitions so that you don't need to be desperate

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Literally at 1.40 she gets the question:
>when did you understand something was wrong?
>I never felt something was wrong
>but I saw an American documentary about trans people
>so I sent a message to my mother "I want to become a girl"

I don't think I'm desperate, I don't even try desu. I meditate and exercise and don't do any drugs. I get a little neurotic when I don't have school to occupy my time because otherwise I'm just on here shitpost, watching youtube/anime, or vidya. I've been trying to learn french. My degree is pretty boring its just in computers. Also I just have my phone and my computer to take photos so not like a professional set up.

Sorry if rambly blog post

>I don't even try desu.
Then what's the problem? If you want something you have to try. I'm glad you seem to be doing well though.

Is it a tan?
It looks kinda weird

I know I should try but its kinda scary and I have no experience with this sort of thing especially when I have no friends or social life to give me guidance irl. Just my parents but they're probably getting divorced soon.

lol if the most Nordic guys can get is a Thai ladyboy or a Nafri refugee, then u can probably easily land a washed out, jaded Nordic girl. /thread

>He is 1,79 cm
good thing he transitioned then

be moroccan

In these cases your only way of getting experience is to throw yourself out there and be vulnerable. Even though it's a reddit meme look for IRL social circles for your hobbies. It might seem scary at first but it does get better. I mean nothing will change if you sit back and do nothing about it. Sorry to hear about your parents, hope everything turns out ok

September my man, september...

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>Just wait she becomes 18
But that's when fun ends for all girls.

Whats better eastern-euro girls or scandinavian ones? I can only invest in one at a time

What sort of hobbies would I be able to get friends or a gf from? Also how can I be social in it? I have a problem where I don't really know what to talk about unless its really technical, I'm really bad a small talk.

>girl
eastern euros are gold digging whores, scandis are coalburning whore. Pick your poison.

Pedo spotted

>tf
>tp
Stop getting info about other countries from pol

what does tf/tp mean?

>liking teenagers means you're pedo
I expected an amerimutt saying that. Shame on you, France.