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you can literally do that

I got a tough piece of turd stuck in my ass I cant shit it out what do bros

This thread will die soon

use the toothbrush

No you can't. Its too fucking expensive to live decenty there

X K

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these comments always crack me up
>former fyrom
>expensive

Why don't you come and live here with 200€ a month then?

i thought you had 600 euro neto like fyrombey's maps

>actually believing a propaganda shill

>not noticing the irony of my post

>implying anyone gives a fuck about your shitty irony at 3am

>coping with the fact that his limited iq cannot comprehend irony

Dardania was an illyrian utopia, populated by 2m tall, blonde, racially pure illyro-albanians, who were known in the whole romen empire for their intelligence, bravery, and strength.

The sun rose over Upliana (ancient Pristina), when at the horizon a truely shocking sight emerged. It was the Slavs, who were coming in great numbers. The illyro-albanians fought bravely, but like the protagonists in a zombie movie, they just could not withstand the vast amount of degenerate "humans" flooding over them. And thus, Kosovo was lost for a millenia.

However, some noble albanians survived. In a small valley in the mountaneous northern albania, where only the strongest and smartest survive, the slavic zombies had no chance to prevail. There, this noble ancient race grew back to a respectable number, and under Skanderbeg united to slaughter the turkish invaders who were trying to conquer the last albanian stronghold, northern Albania. This epic resistance echoed back the power and nobility of the ancient illyrians.

However, the dark-skinned invaders from Siberia, grew jealous of Skanderbegs groundbreaking success. They allied with the turkish invaders, with whom they had a special connection, as they both came from the endless wilderness of Siberia, into the civilized utopia that is the balkans.They united, and once again, the albanians fell. But, with their wit and their talents, the albanians grew powerful and dominant within the ottoman empire, even more so than the Turkes themselves. They soon reclaimed most of their lost lands, and again peace and prosperity reigned in the albanian lands.

When the ottoman empire broke apart, the dark-skinned invaders, once again, panted for the albanian lands. They tried for 100 years to take away their lands, but ultimately, they failed. Kosovo is free, Kosovo is albanian.

This the story of the 5.000 years old race, the oldest and most powerful race in europe. This is the story of the albanians.

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you could have saved this gem when it was busier and enjoy the (you)s

Literally everyone has a "limited iq' since its impossible to have an infinite one
Fuck off you shqip intellectual

shut the fuck up IQlet

>This map
Hesuse begi ot tuka

Why the FUCK does Serbia still exist?

pls repost that tomorrow when the thread is active

test

como se dice "fuck them niggas" in your language?

"imbratiseaza si fa acte homosexuale cu oameni de culoare"

ya know, something tells me that's not it

fuck those niggers

GUTEN MORGEN

>belgium
>balkans
Yassss.

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>page 9
Wake up, NEETS.

lemons 8th street like you on the regular list and you stumble on your own and I think you can make a spiky face and a good look like an ugly faggot.

Uga bugar

The eu caused the 2008 global financial crisis

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No it didn't greek subhuman the us real estate market went bust

The EU caused the destruction of King's Landing too

read the article you aids ridden tranny

What exactly does that prove?

Had it not been for euro banks the crisis would have been a much shallower one maybe even averted.

The eu failed to control its own banks therefore the eu is culpable for the crisis

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>Toxic US bonds, spanish real estate, irish dividends
I would invest in the same Germans know what's up

Eu bad (evil gay porn child)
Rossiya))) good (family, nuklear wepon, avtomat kalaahnikova)

Praise comrade Putin

That has little to do with the US real estate bubble going bust.

No

Yes, commie faggot

t. eubot
The eu is a corrupt, greedy and useless organisation

That's the description of KKE and Syriza, not the EU's

SEETHING eubot
your precious eu bailed their corrupt and failed banks not Greece

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

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The Soviet Union is dead, time to jump to the 21st century

>open twitter
>first post is this
twitter.com/iRidiculouss/status/1129777312109608967

shold be enough for the day lel, twitter always delivers

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Hey macedoniafag.

I was considering moving to Skopje or Ohrid, given that I work abroad and recieve $, and purhasing power parity is much more satisfying to me with the macedonian standard.

What do you suggest in terms of rent? Renting an airbnb, paying monthly rent for locals or buying my own shit? How much is monthly rent in the Skopje center?

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>I was considering moving to Skopje
oh god no

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We welcome Serbs here. You can get by on 500 euros a month.

I am not a Serb. But thanks though. How much is i.e. a gym monthly membership?

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test

The century within which the eu will die too.

gay

Average rent in skopje is 200-250 euros without the bills included so you will have to pay for them too, but as one person they won't be big. In the center it might be around 300 probably.
If you want to buy a flat in some of the best municipalities in skopje like centar, aerodrom, karpos, vodno etc..you'll have to pay somewhere between 800 to 1300 euros per m2

around 1000 denars

I know some bosnians who moved here recently.

>How much is i.e. a gym monthly membership?
About 20 euros/month

>Apartment prices
1 bedroom apartment: The worst you can get is 200 with shit furniture in a shit area, 250 with shit furniture in nice area (the apartments will be like soviet russia in the 80s). 300 with "good" furniture where you won't be ashamed to bring a girl, 400-500 with first world amenities or bigger shit apartment

Add 100 to that for utilities

>Food prices
Hamburger 1.5-2 euros. Bread 50 cents. Pasta 50 cents. Restaurant 10-20 euros. Cheap.

>Average rent in skopje is 200-250 euros without the bills included

yes in gevgelija

lazy bums
old

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Are you the based bosniak that listens to gojira

>RUSSIA+SERVIA+HELLAS=ORTHDOX BROTHERS!!

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>yes in gevgelija
My relatives rent a 70m2 flat in aerodrom for 250 euros, those are the prices.

>My relatives rent a 70m2 flat in aerodrom for 250 euros, those are the prices.
Well either they or you are full of shit.
t. other user

Thanks.

Either way, my end goal is a respectable real estate for me and my waifu in Ohrid area, maybe overseeing Samuil's fortress and the lake or something like that.

Ohrid folk seems to be chill with western-than-Serbia slavs, and they make great company for drinking and getting along with. Pic related, last summer in Ohrid during Cro - France World Cup finals

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Nope, sorry

Have you considered the Bulgarian coast?

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250 euros for the flat and the residents pay their own bills so they give like 300 euros a month just to live there.
How is that bs? It's my grandpas flat btw and literally talked to him about it last month

Deep...

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Dardania was an illyrian utopia, populated by 2m tall, blonde, racially pure illyro-albanians, who were known in the whole romen empire for their intelligence, bravery, and strength.

The sun rose over Upliana (ancient Pristina), when at the horizon a truely shocking sight emerged. It was the Slavs, who were coming in great numbers. The illyro-albanians fought bravely, but like the protagonists in a zombie movie, they just could not withstand the vast amount of degenerate "humans" flooding over them. And thus, Kosovo was lost for a millenia.

However, some noble albanians survived. In a small valley in the mountaneous northern albania, where only the strongest and smartest survive, the slavic zombies had no chance to prevail. There, this noble ancient race grew back to a respectable number, and under Skanderbeg united to slaughter the turkish invaders who were trying to conquer the last albanian stronghold, northern Albania. This epic resistance echoed back the power and nobility of the ancient illyrians.

However, the dark-skinned invaders from Siberia, grew jealous of Skanderbegs groundbreaking success. They allied with the turkish invaders, with whom they had a special connection, as they both came from the endless wilderness of Siberia, into the civilized utopia that is the balkans.They united, and once again, the albanians fell. But, with their wit and their talents, the albanians grew powerful and dominant within the ottoman empire, even more so than the Turkes themselves. They soon reclaimed most of their lost lands, and again peace and prosperity reigned in the albanian lands.

When the ottoman empire broke apart, the dark-skinned invaders, once again, panted for the albanian lands. They tried for 100 years to take away their lands, but ultimately, they failed. Kosovo is free, Kosovo is albanian.

This the story of the 5.000 years old race, the oldest and most powerful race in europe. This is the story of the albanians.

Ohrid seems fucked for rent because all the ads I see are for temporary tourist stays.

but the surprising thing is that it's not cheap, most times the prices are over 1000e for a m2 which is similar to skopje. Because it's a tiny spot and every guy with money here wants to own a place there, I don't think it's possible to own a house for under 100k or at best 70-80k.

reklama5.mk/Search?q=&city=8&sell=0&sell=1&buy=0&buy=1&trade=0&trade=1&includeOld=0&includeOld=1&includeNew=0&includeNew=1&private=0&company=0&page=1&SortByPrice=0&zz=1&cat=158

>Ohrid folk seems to be chill with western-than-Serbia slavs
Everyone is. I know Croats who settled there during the war in like the 90s and still live there on the beach in business with boats.

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ne zhali sinko ke gi potepame kaurite

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>t lazy greek leech used to free gibs
we all know how greeks lived when you loved the eu

He's not a leech, he's a communist, which is even worse. In their minds, the SU was the paradise while the "eu" is a satanic oppressive regime

>He's not a leech, he's a communist
Those two are synonyms.

>you don't wageslave for your master to make more profit for him???
>PARASITEE

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Good morning guys

Sqippy where is the virgin nuse i asked for

Guys yesterday a girl came here

She was angry that you said show tits or gtfo

that girl which posted "ajklsjkladsjkl" and left?

Her contributions won't be forgotten

Did she show her tits?

Nope she was angry you guys said show tits or gtfo

She may come more

When she saw my instagram story of meme of me she laughed and said wanted to visit us

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a small translator for the hellenic man?

Oh my cringe

Ok here is what she said

Look at what they are writing
I will write to them
How about fuck off

And i said yes write them that

Look at what are they typing
Im going to tell them to fuck off -girl

Ok write them that -sasho

kakov tost so topen kaskaval i kulen sum naprail lele
why are you doxxing her lel